cheyenne🆗️
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Somehow i missed what was easily the biggest addition. No fucking way
they added *110* new languages to google translate. we got shit like Dinka. Afar. Chechen. Udmurt. this changes the game.
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gay men are so good at using reaction gifs.
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Nobody in america is ever going to get hired again btw. If youre currently unemployed you will stay unemployed forever.
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Its really funny how nobody watched those movies and as a result this same tweet has been made a billion trillion times without anybody realizing that this is quite literally the entire premise of the films (that all the violent crime during the purge is a government psyop).
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College should be a happy place to read and hang out and experience personal growth.
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this fucking unbelievably, cartoonishly handsome man on reddit who used to have an absurd medieval peasant beard + haircut combo
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the kids yearn for damn daniel.
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i think its kinda underratedly funny how you can just inject extra estrogen or testosterone into your body and your body's like sure yeah i guess i'll use that.
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human: IM SO STUPID AND UGLY ANDD IM A VIRGIN AND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.the cells in their body:
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This looks like a racial caricature of a white person.
My grandfather Donald Fetterman, Lieutenant Commander in the Pacific Theater and Korean War—a true hero and defender of democracy. Truly part of the greatest generation. To all of you that have served, Happy Veterans Day. 🇺🇸
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oversleeping a single morning can easily fuck up the next 6-8 months of your life if not several years.
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Does anybody remember what the context of this was because its one of the funniest images i have saved
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genuinely absolutely fucking enthralled by this autistic, semi-verbal 15 year old who does these incredibly beautiful drawings with an infantile palmar grasp grip and while simultaneously watching unrelated youtube videos, this is THE zoomer ubermensch
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you gotta be like 16 because everyone my age knows a Swag Asian when they see one.
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@socialaskan What the fuck yeah. Genuine weird peripheral vision hallucination shit going on there.
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of all Jewish guys you couldve picked you chose one who straight up looks like a Levantine Arab how stupid can you be.
I’m supposed to believe this man’s ancestors are from the Middle East?🤣
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every single artist just starting out did their lines like this, and thought "oh fuck yes. this is it."
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Everyone is so stupid now its awesome.
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objectively, this is as good as it can get in the actually-existing market of salaried jobs. 6 hours of trivial desk work with a 2 hour break, 10 minute commute and 7-8 hours of free time-- easier life than most people who have ever lived. the only part actually worth examining.
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remember devious licks. that was funny as fuck high schoolers should run that shit back.
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We're far in the future after civilization has collapsed and knowledge of television and movies and games has been preserved orally so we're listening to the tribe storyteller recount an episode of Popeye, but because of linguistic drift the names are now pronounced differently.
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enemy tribe showed up at our village and beheaded all of our wives and children while me and the other guys were out hunting
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Its funny how the scary and fucked up deep-sea fish are really only found at depths of ~3000-5000 feet and then when you go deeper than that the fish look pretty normal and nonthreatening again
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The coziness of a bed is directly proportional to how inhospitable the outside environment is. The beds on oil rigs and in arctic research stations would thus rank among the coziest; the hypothetical least cozy bed would be one that exists in a land entirely made up of pillows.
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lady straight up epigenetically transformed back into a Western Hunter Gatherer
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If i were a Soviet citizen in the 20s/30s and a time traveler showed me this i would kill myself.
"What are you made of?" . New Russian MoD recruitment propaganda video just dropped.
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Israel will forever be a tragically dark era for Jews. They went through centuries of oppression and then the worst genocide ever committed only for a significant chunk of them to end up enacting the same cruelty. One of the most cynical things in human history.
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make the blobfish say a slur in the next one please.
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i think it s scary how people figured out how to make drawings move.
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ATTENTION❗️FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED.
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Both monogamous romantic sex and casual platonic sex have potential for strife and headaches. Humans are emotional and hormonal and this risk is inherent to having sex. You either accept this or you avoid sex altogether.
Realizing that sex doesnt have to be this sacred all-important thing and can instead just be an expression of affection between friends who are dear to one another, is honestly the most lifechanging realization for me, surpassed only by realizing that Im a girl.
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once i had a dream that a bunch of really fucked up countries existed here
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id be mad as hell if i were the director ngl. Maybe the most disproportionate ratio of people who remember a movie only from its advertising vs people who actually watched it of all time.
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i was stricken by how surreal this comic my friend found is
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There is an underappreciated humor in genotyping a guy who died in like 15,000 BC Europe and finding out he was predisposed to cannabis-induced psychosis.
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Why does Malta exist. Why is there just this random ass little island in Europe of Arabized Sicilians. That feels like worldbuilding thats just a bit too contrived for real life. And you never hear shit about what they're up to.
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basically the only 4 things that matter in human existence are acquiring knowledge, creating art and crafts, spending time with other people, and enjoying the natural world. We must build a civilization that accepts this as its premise and operates around maximizing these things.
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there should have been a weirdly stereotypical wise Native American side character in breaking bad.
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this bikini bottom ass urban planning.
Fascinated by this eerie, undated shot of an unidentified Chicago neighborhood. Source: Metropolitan Planning Council Collection, UIC
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Fuck this stupid fucking ChatGPT-written account. "The people of this time might have believed in life after death." Are you kidding me?.
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something i do think Bethesda's Fallouts excel at: they did a great job at retaining (especially in F3) the bizarre and very fascist Art Deco/Brutalist/Streamline Moderne/Albert Speer-esque visual direction of US urban architecture that was established in the first games but is
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so north american wolves and ravens have some sort of consistently observed alliance
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i get pissed off when i see things in my fridge starting to go bad like its the fridge. i feel like things should last forever in there. if i wanted you to go bad i wouldve kept you in my pantry.
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then buy some microwaveable shit, the fuck do you expect. make a sandwich damn.
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yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tweet).
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the bus ride was lowkey the most lit part of field trips💀.💬156 ♻️34.5k ♥️211.4k. [quote retweet from 45,000 BC hunter-gatherer who was just brought to the present a week ago].what is a bus ride.💬0 ♻️0 ♥️2.
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repo men should be part of an untouchable caste, alongside retail loss prevention, meter maids, etc. profoundly undignified professions completely undeserving of any respect whatsoever.
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this counter-argument against this game is legitimately so stupid and sophomoric. yeah the narrative thats about being a soldier doing increasingly depraved things because you feel like there's no other choice, shouldve given the player the choice to be the epic good guy instead.
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they added *110* new languages to google translate. we got shit like Dinka. Afar. Chechen. Udmurt. this changes the game.
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why they making this normal ass fish live in the hadal zone 😂
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Blue checks dont know how to react appropriately to the world's most obvious hyperbolic humor because they lack normal human socialization.
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i bet the guy who uploaded this was having a delightful day
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(Scrolling through the quote retweets with an 80 year old Azeri animator that worked on this) as you can see, the Americans are saying that this bug woman has "served cunt". This is a very high form of praise in our culture.
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he said he was rocking it like that until his friend convinced him that it looked terrible.
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Easily the best tweet of this entire decade.
Hawk Tuah teases non binary announcement:. “I’m finna announce something non binary soon y’all”
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everyone across the spectrum loved The Northman because everyone, for one reason or another, really loves to see Europeans being pre-Christian, pre-modern tribal barbarians.
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ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows).
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yeah sorry imma need a community note on this ASAP. i love prehistory & prehistoric art too much to let this tweet have almost 400k faves while presenting this image as real and not from an old The Onion article.
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both the deny and recognize sides are some of the strangest assortments of countries ive ever seen.
Recognizing and condemning the 𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 is essential to preventing future genocides. Unpunished crimes set dangerous precedents. “Never Again” must mean never again for anyone. P.S. Check in on your Armenian friends today. A simple “How are you?” matters
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here's the real redpill: every single human culture that emerged in such a climate wears minimal to no clothing. Western culture settled the tropics, yet refused to adapt to the environment--this is the price we pay.
sometimes ppl in states like florida ask me what they can wear in the summertime and i really don't know what to say. linen is not going to fix this my friend.
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I've never really seen extended amounts of everyday dialogue written in Patois. I'm experimenting with writing stuff that really highlights its divergences from English
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Ok but Musk is a bona fide midwit fraud whereas House is like a legit in-universe genius who has demonstrably proven his singlehanded capabilities.
I love it when people see this guy talking out of his ass and fully believe it unironically. second image unrelated, can't remove it for some reason
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imagine being a marxist-leninist in the Halo Universe. 2500s, Capital was written almost 700 years ago, id be be so blackpilled id kill myself.
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@fractalcounty art kids should have to pass some kind of yearly test in order to use the internet.
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Its a pumpkin beer and 250 million year old fossil kind of night
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hey dumbass 2014 was 10 years ago. how does that make you feel. 552 was 1,472 years ago but i bet you don't care about that as much.
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(warning you about your new boyfriend that i dont like) He is leading you astray.
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Reliefmaxxing by only eating once im starving, drinking once i'm severly parched, sleeping after staying up too long, using the bathroom after holding it for a while, and so on.
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i realize this is basically a "man i cant believe racists are so stupid" sentiment which goes without saying but it really ESPECIALLY is crazy how much West Africa in particular will be belittled for supposed primitiveness, a place from which advanced civilizations emerged which.
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forget every previous argument for or against AI art, the bottom line is that at this point it is fully a Hitlerian cultural weapon.
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i really do not think its an exaggeration to say that Fallout 4's improbably large population of generic mad max raiders existing for the player to kill remorselessly in an otherwise anthropologically barren setting is among the *worst* worldbuilding in all of video game history.
@navarroguard i have maintained for years now that the Fallout 4 protagonist stepping out of his vault to find a completely unrecognizable and vibrant shantytown full of strangely dressed people built over where his neighborhood once was wouldve been way more effective at conveying that 210.
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real life society: we need to ban tiktok because china is evil . my ideal society: new species of deer was just discovered in Peru. it is shown on all news channels and the entire population spends the day discussing & reflecting on life's diversity, people are let off work early.
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kids were stealing sinks from bathrooms. fire extinguishers. Projector screens from classrooms. Hand sanitizer dispensers. The doors off their teacher's cars. Just a complete breakdown of social order i loved it so much.
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i truly, genuinely feel so degraded and humiliated by the comedy used in most american commercials.
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if i were a trans woman and i just underwent facial feminization surgery i would post a pic of my new face with the caption "barber fucked my shit up real bad".
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i always loved how in this overtly Hitlerian image the cartoon on the right side is shown as being created by some square-jawed white guy, even though everyone can immediately tell its alluding to cartoons created by Jorge Gutierrez, a fat brown mestizo.
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Its soooooooo awesome that one of the most influential men alive is a developmentally stunted manchild permanantly arrested at the stage of being in high school screaming "DEUS VULT" out loud.
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just want to remind everyone who's unaware that for the past couple of years Shaq has been a somewhat major DJ (and rising producer) in the contemporary dubstep scene.
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lightning is actually so fucking cool. what an incredible planet we live on.
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