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I am at the football. All views are someone else’s, if you don’t like them. I’m autistic, bipolar, human, sometimes smart and often stupid.
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Please bear with me if I am a little slow to reply or post items. I am autistic with several other medical conditions and have a busy day job too.
Postage is a flat £3, however many items you buy. My DMs are open but you may need to follow me.
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@richardosman
Roses are thoughtful
And a very nice gesture
But I've got a date
Watching Arsenal v Leicester
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It’s a mediocre generic jumper from TK Maxx that’s had a tropical bird shit on the sleeves. Calm tf down.
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@nrpsimpson
@RetroShirtsFC
Would be so fucking cool if Andy Robertson bought this on eBay, and then complained that it never arrived and got his money back
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In 1980/81 John Wark scored 38 goals for Ipswich from midfield. But yeah, 15, well done👏
The joint-highest scoring midfielder in any Premier League season ever.
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So, what have you done today? I've accidentally started a Twitter fight between Thameslink and Poundland...
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@sophie_gadd
That’s pretty special. My personal best was probably from the glamorous Travelodge High Wycombe.
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@manwhohasitall
I certainly hope he has a whistle, flares, water, two phones and his keys in his hand; and he’s wearing clothes that are brightly coloured to be seen, but also plain so he’s not sexualised; and walking only on well lit main roads. Although if anything happens it’s his own fault.
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@ChatShirt
Amazing what you can do when the game kicks off at 1230 and your mates are in the pub already
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@MCFCworld
Most people with half a brain can see it’s the right decision. Don’t be one of the ones who can’t.
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Wearing my
@manwhohasitall
Crazy Cat Gentleman shirt, in special men’s sizing, today. Because the cats asked me to.
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@commaficionado
A neurodiversity ball sounds like a terrible idea dreamt up by neurotypical people so that they can say “well we invited you but you didn’t want to come so we made the decisions for you”
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@simonharris_mbd
My parents were both teachers. I get 28 days annual leave now and I don’t think either of them ever had as many proper days off as I do.
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@manwhohasitall
How men are the future of the workplace: a discussion panel featuring five women, chaired by a woman
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I lay on the pavement in the foetal position because there was too much sensory input around.
I was the chair of the board of a mental health charity at the time.
Autism isn’t simple and it isn’t remotely the same every day.
I wore velcro shoes for as long as I could get away with and still hate tying laces.
I have a masters degree and am a published writer.
Autistic people often have 'spiky skill sets'. One reason it's a bad idea to assume anything.
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@wizardsofautism
@KatyElphinstone
“LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU! YOU AREN’T LISTENING!”
All the time…
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Right. Anyone else who doesn’t consider women’s sport to be sport, or women able to be knowledgeable about sport, or anything similar: unfollow me now because I’d rather have 500 less followers than loads that I think are absolute wankers.
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@awfcsleah
Mary, with an audio recording of her after the penalty save playing in the background
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A huge thank you to the
@BOREHAM_WOODFC
medical staff and the stewards at the
@ArsenalWFC
for looking after me when I had a seizure at the game tonight. Also sorry and TY to the amazing
@AVWFCOfficial
fans around me who all helped despite having good reason to think I was nuts.
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FA Cup draw probability for
@DulwichHamletFC
Home - 49%
Away - 49%
Bye - 1%
League team - 59%
Non-league team - 39%
Team in a lower division - 10%
Team at our level - 11%
Team in our league - 5%
London team - 11%
Away game over 100 miles away - 30%
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If you’re too thick* to understand the difference between the organisation called Black Lives Matter, and taking the knee in support of black lives mattering; you may now unfollow me.
Equally, if you have ever used the phrase “all lives matter” in response, off you go too.
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@manwhohasitall
What steps does he take to avoid provoking sexual harassment in the workplace?
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This is true!
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@Herring1967
A basic rule of thumb would be useful here. How much older is allowable? Do you have to be born on the same day? The same year? A fixed number of years different? A percentage of your years? I don’t know whether I have to break up with my partner or not now.
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@Jack89611315
@AyoCaesar
If you can’t be bothered learning the language, Jack, you shouldn’t be living here.
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@Keladeine
@paulakelley99
@BallEmpLawyer
@KACPage
Yep. Can’t say is because that may prejudice a trial. But it’s unbelievably blatant.
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This is extremely important. I had a meltdown at work this week for the first time in years. I’d explained to colleagues that what was happening would be too much for me; told them what I needed to be ok (not a lot) and was ignored. That’s not alright.
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Ahahaha just found out about the
#londonprotest
. Where all the people with the lowest IQs in the country will join in stupidity to protest that they can’t do anything while I walk to some charity shops en route to a football match then have a takeaway.
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This is a really good thread about supporting autistic pupils in simple ways. As an autistic person with a long history of working in autism education; I’d add: 1) Don’t just group autistic pupils together, or expect them to want to work only with other autistic students; and
Easy fixes that schools can implement today to help their autistic students - a thread just off the top of my head.
If you're involved in edutwitter, please retweet into your circles.
🧵🧵🧵
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The morning after and what a night it was
@DulwichHamletFC
. Absolutely deserved for the players, staff, fans and volunteers who ensured we still have a club to go to.
Let’s take the positivity from last night and turn it into three points at Welling on Tuesday. See you there.
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@wesley__burns
@maddiereader07
Thank you for this, Wes, from an autistic Ipswich fan. Normalising this really helps. Here’s me today at a match with my ear defenders on!
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@BoringMilner
You’re right James. That’s a smart observation. If you manage it why not treat yourself to a new hoover.
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Good news
@DulwichHamletFC
, turns out the National League isn’t the worst league to be in in the world.
#SuperLeague
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@TrekSegafredo
@Mads__Pedersen
@lavuelta
@juanpelopez97
@DarioCataldo
@daanhoole
@JulienBernard17
@KennyElissonde
@AntonioTiberi4
@alexkirsch92
Comic Sans? Sack him 😂😘
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Credit to
@BBCNews
for NOT reporting rumours about rumours about Gatwick. No news is better than wrong news.
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We found this necklace in
#Wimbledon
and would like to trace the owner - please RT. I doubt it has financial value but v likely sentimental. If it’s yours, tell me what’s on the other side and I’ll arrange to return.
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@keithdunn
@JasminKParis
Also worth bearing in mind: Jasmin would have needed to do loop 4 faster than the leaders did to make the cut-off, so this isn’t surprising given that. Heroic performance to even give it a go.
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@keithdunn
@JasminKParis
What a legend. More than three loops at Barkley is an incredible achievement.
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If you think one day of teachers striking is harming children you should see what years of funding cuts and massively increased poverty has done to them. Always support striking workers.
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In your face Europe! After just four and a half years we’re triumphantly walking away with about 70% of what we had already! Suck on that!
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I’m here at Fulham Women, the team, ground and club more terrified of football supporters than any other. The terrace is closed because “Dulwich fans might put the goalie off” - a riposte to our last cup tie when our fans had the temerity to go “oooooh” during a shoot out.
@wokingfc
@AFCWimbledon
@waltonhershamfc
@Cobham_FC
@Maidenhead_WFC
@BermudaFA
@HolyportFC
@FElmstead
@glebefootball
@DulwichHamletFC
@EBTheDeres
@PiccadillyFC
@pbtfc
@BOREHAM_WOODFC
@wellingutdwfc
@DHFC_W
@MillwallFC
@AC_Coulsdon
@SelsdonTownFC
@ClaptonCFC
@thegunfc_
@wanderersafc
@AFCCroydonAth
@SuttonAthletic
@FcOverground
@ErithTown
@AFCWofficial
@sutton_academy
@LOFCAcademy
@suttonunited
@hashtagutd
@Bowerspitseafc
@AFCWhyteleafeW
@CroydonWFC
@WatfordFC
@ftfc
@AylesburyUtdFC
@ClevedonTownFC
@cheshamutdfc
@HorleyTownFC
@redhillfc
@ashfordtownmx
@OfficialWands
@KingstonianFC
@ActoniansLFC
@CPFCAcademy
@Lionesses
@TootingBecFC
Match 149 (CY
#16
).
@FulhamFCWomen
v
@DHFC_W
. At Motspur Park, worst ground in the world. League Cup quarter final.
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Shirt collectors: which club do you have the most of in your collection? How many do you have? Is it the team you support, or a team you’ve adopted because you love their shirts?
Unsurprisingly it’s Dulwich Hamlet for me, I have approx 45 of them.
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Does it fit me? No.
Did I know that when I bought it? Yes.
Do I care? No. Cos this is one of the best shirts ever and now I have one.
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642 at Dulwich for the women’s team on a midweek night. Incredible support. 🩷 💙
Those of you who’ve followed women’s football on social media for some time will be aware that no-one cares about women’s football.
Here’s the crowd at a Wednesday night step 5 women’s match at
@DHFC_W
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Thanks so much to everyone for the well-wishes and messages yesterday. We had an amazing day and I’m sorry I haven’t had time to reply to most of them, but they really were appreciated by me and
@emilymjhyatt
. 🙏
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@egyptianreggae
@lauralexx
I’m sorry, but this is unacceptable. Perhaps there is another family you can spend Christmas with in the future.
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Loss of freedom of movement: meh
Dramatic loss of exports and the death of the fishing industry: oh well
0 points at Eurovision: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING NOW
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Today’s
#ShirtOfTheDay
is the fantastic new one from
@WillemII
, delivered thanks to our equally fantastic Tilburg correspondent
@Dutchmanicdogs
👍🤩
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Photos from last night's excellent talk and signing with John Niven
@estellecostanza
and James Dean Bradfield at
@roughtrade
@roughtradebristol
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@Keladeine
@paulakelley99
@BallEmpLawyer
@KACPage
This is one of those posts where a small number of characters doesn’t tell the story btw. A lawyer offering to help pro bono doesn’t deserve to be attacked for not saying it’s definitely discrimination.
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I’m here at the Dripping Pan, in the week when the Lewes supporters Club derided Dulwich for having no atmosphere and being too middle class, for a true working class football experience.
@wokingfc
@AFCWimbledon
@waltonhershamfc
@Cobham_FC
@Maidenhead_WFC
@BermudaFA
@HolyportFC
@FElmstead
@glebefootball
@DulwichHamletFC
@EBTheDeres
@PiccadillyFC
@pbtfc
@BOREHAM_WOODFC
@wellingutdwfc
@DHFC_W
@MillwallFC
@AC_Coulsdon
@SelsdonTownFC
@ClaptonCFC
@thegunfc_
@wanderersafc
@AFCCroydonAth
@SuttonAthletic
@FcOverground
@ErithTown
@AFCWofficial
@sutton_academy
@LOFCAcademy
@suttonunited
@hashtagutd
@Bowerspitseafc
@AFCWhyteleafeW
@AFCWhyteleafe
@CroydonWFC
@FavershamTownFC
@WatfordFC
@ftfc
@AylesburyUtdFC
@ClevedonTownFC
@cheshamutdfc
@HorleyTownFC
@redhillfc
@ashfordtownmx
@OfficialWands
@KingstonianFC
@ActoniansLFC
Match 105 (CY
#229
).
@LewesFCMen
v
@fcoslo_
.
@FenixTrophy
group stages.
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@em_sandy
Can someone ask “if none of the players will talk or listen to you, who is actually managing the team?”
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@lifewithRT
@usopen
Same back at you but the other way round. Fernandez is amazing even though I’m Emma all the way.
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@womenstransfer
Even as a Chelsea W supporter I’m astonished not to see Maanum on there. Walsh, obviously. Caroline Graham Hansen. And there’s two or three who seem to be on the list based on past reputation unless I’m totally wrong about their performances last season.
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Well, nice to be able to say that the autism strategy I’ve spent the last year working on is now approved by the council. Time to make it happen now.
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@icsyrup
@richardosman
So...what you’re saying is that to make it a fair fight they should invade Spain? (Population 47m).
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@manwhohasitall
This is the kind of smart thinking that made me grow a terrible beard. Now people say “what a terrible beard” instead of “what a terrible person”.
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