Keith
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A happy future is a thing of the past.
Joined February 2009
From now on I expect all my hotel rooms to come with a duck.
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Introducing the new Stay-Puft marshmallow character for the next Ghostbusters movie.
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I would love to have a bathroom like the one on the left.
Why did we get rid of color and decide every home should look like a clinic?
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Go get Charlie. We will sponsor his adoption fee and gift you with a $150 Chewy gift card. He's absolutely perfect.
At 17 years old, Charlie has spent a lifetime giving love. Now, more than ever, he needs it in return. After the passing of his beloved owner, Charlie is spending his golden years in a kennel. He doesn’t ask for much of a future home. All he needs is a soft place to rest and a
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The 50 year mortgage has arrived just in time.
🚨#BREAKING: Chinese scientists are reportedly developing a new drug designed to extend the human lifespan as it could potentially allow people to live up to 150 years.
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A la Gl∴ del G∴ A∴ D∴ U∴ La #Masonería, en todas sus formas, representa la idea de unidad. Integrando piedras, ladrillos, maderas, hierros y conciencias para construir el gran edificio llamado humanidad. "Colosenses 3 : 13 - 14"🪔
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Find you someone who looks at you the way Justice Gorsuch looks at cert. petitions involving tribal sovereignty.
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A 14-years old Derek Trucks jamming on a special song, Layla, and he's opening for Allman Brothers live on stage, Raleigh, NC Walnut Creek Amphitheater, in 4th of July, 1993. Such an amazing talent on stage performing another classic for a beautiful opening. Just brilliant.
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Road match; of course this is the result. 😢
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Igor Thiago scores from the spot. [2-1] 79'
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The women were popping off yesterday at Tunnel Hill. 50 mile WR, 100km AR (stood 30yrs Ann Trason), and 100 mile WR all go down.
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There are some songs on this list I really love beginning with the #1 song, Brandy. If you’re going to be a one hit wonder, that’s not a bad song to be known for. Also, I had not listened to Convention ‘72 in decades and it’s still very funny.
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Anne Flower sets a new WORLD RECORD for the 50mi distance at the USATF 50miChampionships at Tunnel Hill in 5:18:57, bettering Courtney Olsen’s 2024 record by nearly 13min! Anne Flower also set the Leadville 100 CR earlier this year, bettering Ann Trason’s longstanding mark.
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Why can’t we have nice things anymore?
The GE wall refrigerator-freezer was introduced in 1955. There was no need to bend or stoop for foods because everything could be seen at a glance!
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