chivtopia
@littleChivvis
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tweeting incredibly niche things for an audience of one (me) | aloof coach's wife | god bless and let's race
wherever the kettlecorn is
Joined April 2009
Cherry Blossom Petals Scattered on the ground.. Earths Confetti because everyday is a Party when it’s Spring
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me at any minor inconvenience
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sorry all my messages end with “!!” i don’t know how to properly show my whimsy
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sometimes the only thing that will regulate me is a salted pretzel from the mall
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“a little bird told me” yeah sure man. like i’m gonna listen to the guy who talks to birds
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"nobody is coming to save you" ummm literally not true? My friend just brought me coffee and a croissant
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i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time
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He hasn’t asked me to be his hot dog for opening day
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What a delightful fact. Look at these little guys.
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she's helping mail invitations
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