So one of my students proposed to me today I meant to say “わかすぎる” (too young) but I accidentally said “よわすぎる” (too weak) and I feel so bad because everyone laughed so hard LMAO
Student: *in Japanese* Rosie, how do you say “will you go out with me” in English
Me: will you go out with me
Student: *in japanese* I will. Today is the first day of our love
Me: HOLD ON
Japanese friend: all my friends are having kids and I just broke up with my boyfriend
Me: that sucks
Friend: but I also have a child so it's ok
Me: you do?????
Friend: wanna see?
Me: ya???
Friend: *pulls out a tamagotchi*
Me: um...he's dead...
Friend: WHAT
Woman:*in Japanese*I see you at 7/11 buying snacks and you always look so cute
Me: thats embarrassing because I’m always buying unhealthy food 😂😂
Woman: you are working hard so it’s okay! You work at the high school?
Me: yes!
Woman: thank you for taking care of our kids!
🥺🥺
not to be a party pooper but like forbidden love stories between a man and woman are so boring to me. Cannot top Avril Lavignes “he was a punk, she did ballet”
Poster for Pixar’s ‘ELEMENTAL.’ It focuses on a love story between a Fire girl and Water man who can’t touch:
“Sometimes you have to step out of your element to discover who you really are.”
#D23Expo
Coworker: my daughter lives in New York
Me: cool!!
Him: she graduated recently and she wants to stay in New York but she's having trouble getting a visa
Me: getting a visa is hard
Him: so she's talking about marrying her friend who is a girl
Me:
In my self introduction lesson. I talk about pokemon (because duh) but I tell students how pokemon and trainers have different names in English. I show them how Satoshi's name got westernized and then ask them to guess what Takeshi's name would be and students are always like
IM DYING I LET MY FRIENDS KID PLAY ON MY PHONE WHILE I WAS PLAYING SMASH BROS WITH HER PARENTS AND I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW SHE CAUGHT A DODUO WITH MY MASTERBALL LMFAO
All the girl teachers call the other girl teachers name-chan but call me Rosie-san/sensei but recently they started calling me chan tooo and it makes me happy
*all in Japanese*
Office lady: can you ask Rosie to check these dates? I can't speak English...
Me: oh did I miss something in my folder?
Office lady: SHE SPEAKS JAPANESE?
IM DYING I LET MY FRIENDS KID PLAY ON MY PHONE WHILE I WAS PLAYING SMASH BROS WITH HER PARENTS AND I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW SHE CAUGHT A DODUO WITH MY MASTERBALL LMFAO
I used to have so much trouble falling asleep but then my therapist taught me how to trick myself into falling asleep and now I can fall asleep instantly (only at bedtime)
@fableowilba
I told her, she is too young for me and she looked over her shoulder and said “wait for me” and then ran away. PLEASE NOTE THIS STUDENT IS SUPER DRAMATIC LMAO. she is a big goofball. Her friends told her she is too short for me LOL
@skyshockerone
I think he was joking! But also maybe his daughter isnt out!! I didn't seem like he was being serious. His daughter is extremely smart and I think she will get a job easily haha