I was telling my sister in law’s family about
@chrissyteigen
’s flight experience, and her father goes “this is your friend it’s happening to?” and I very confidently said yeah pretty much, she just doesn’t know I exist 🤷🏼♀️😏
If Kamil and Annaliese break up, it’s okay because she will just fall in love with the TSA Agent at the airport in Mexico on her way home... probably
#BachelorInParadise
I always think about how my dad would be if I was on
#TheBachelor
and had a hometown date. He’s not the “hurt her and I’ll find you” kind of dad. He’s more of the like “she’s your problem now” kind of dad. 😂
Cackling that the LA Times falsely reported that Jason Momoa testified in favor of Amber Heard because they saw a meme video someone made and thought it was real 😂😂
There are actually 4 guarantees in life - Life, Death, Taxes, and Amber Heard’s legal team asking every witness to confirm their rate of pay they charge Johnny for services
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard
#DeppvHeard
#DeppHeardTrial
@DoctorTurtleboy
All of these people meet their significant others super young within 5 miles of where they grew up and just say “yeah, this is fine I guess”
If I’m Amber Heard at this point, I’m not taking that stand - I’m telling my lawyers to cut a deal in which I will have to admit that my distorted versions of events lead to defamation of Johnny Depp’s character.
#JusticeForJohnny
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard
Hey
@CourtTV
why don’t you have people on your show that listen to the hearing they are reporting on. This woman just said KAREN googled how long to die in cold…. Know your facts, Jesussss !
The whole idea that Karen intentionally hit John is so out of the realm of possibility for me. Oh yeah, Karen was SO angry at John that she purposely hit him with her car and then went back to HIS house to sleep where his niece and nephew she took good care of were. Bffr.
It breaks my heart to think that May 27, 1999 was the best day of Johnny’s life when Lily Rose was born, only for May 27, 2016 to become the worst day of his life. He’s in court right now missing Lily Rose’s birthday.
#DeppVsHeard
#DeppHeardTrial
#DeppvHeard
#JusticeForJohnnyDepp
Been cackling every time I see Michael Proctor’s coworker, and as far as I’m aware, friend (who is set to testify) view my Instagram stories where I repeatedly call Proctor a POS 🤣
#KarenReadTrial
@DoctorTurtleboy
That’s Michael Morrissey at my grandfather’s funeral in November of 2021. My grandfather was the most honest and fair man, and the least corrupt politician there ever was. Having someone SO corrupt paying their respects to him just gives me the ick.
@DoctorTurtleboy
@Karen_Read_Case
I’d be interested to see how you’d react (if you were in Karen’s position) out of continued frustration that every single thing they ever request (her constitutional right btw) was delayed or missing. Personally, I’d fly off the handle. Guilty or Not Guilty, she is human first.
@TedDanielnews
Was the truck being operated by one of the truckers that received their license in exchange for the bribes offered to MA State troopers ??
@roaringrapids22
The alleged incident happened May 21 - The cops didn’t see any injury to Amber. May 27th her bruising wouldn’t be that coloring anyways.
@RobynDMarley_
He started off “honest” with kind things to say about her because he wanted to get her guard down so that she would feel comfortable and vulnerable to admit to the shady stuff he was accusing her of
I’m in fucking ROME right now and yet I still wish I was able to watch Alan Jackson’s cross of Jen McCabe. I know what I’m doing before bed 🤣
#KarenReadTrial
#FreeKarenRead
Obviously if he did Pirates 1-5, and then DV accusations come out and then soon after, he gets canned for Pirates 6… I’m gonna have to say that YEAH the accusations are the cause. Not rocket science.
#Deppvsheard
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard
@DoctorTurtleboy
It’s wild that paparazzi can harass the shit out of famous people just for the sake of getting pictures of them going to grab coffee, but a journalist can’t ask a person about what they know about a murder case.
@OliviaLambo_
She says it’s the most toxic case she’s been around, yet can’t realize how she has played a part in the toxicity by regurgitating mistruth upon mistruth.