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It's me daughters 13th on Monday and she's back in school so I've just taken her to town. Went the cash machine in Liverpool One, got her birthday money out. Walked back the car up Old Hall Street and she ran over to a homeless lad outside Sainsburys and gave him a tenner 🥺✊
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Why do 3 of those kids look like Jordan Pickford?
The only things we truly have is moments in time, how will u spend yours?
@parisfury1
#morecambebay
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Just bumped into him then.
He's gutted. His kids on the right in their Everton kits too 😔
Everton have opted against signing defender Conor Coady on a permanent deal from Wolves. The Toffees had the option to sign Coady for a fee worth 4.5million but after discussions the club have decided against signing the 30 year old 🔵
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The world's going into lock down and Richarlison is bladdering footys around his garden in a Brazil kit, with a Ronaldo world cup 2002 haircut and washing his hands while singing his own song. Please protect him.
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Found me grandads old Super 8 film of the 84 FA Cup parade while emptying the house. Stretch of Queens drive between the blue star chippy and the Walton ASDA. Don't think it's been played since the 80s. Also his belter yellow garage door.
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Just locked up me nan and grandads house for the last time, sale completes tomorrow. My last find.
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@LiamJArmy
@JamesArthur23
The same was said about previous generations and will be said about future generations. Constant cycle.
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@th3doctor15
@Football__Tweet
He was a scaffolder from Birkenhead but played Darts in his spare time. Won the Wirral open twice
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@nathanpicko1
@Altook
Has anyone in the comments said Davies looks like one of the homeless fellers? Would be funny if someone said that Davies looks like one of the homeless fellers. Someone should say it.
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@_APM21
@liamalexanderj
@OfficialBuryAFC
@lewisgilboy1
Let's just stop playing footy then lad. Just bin it all and say it was fun while it lasted yeah?
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I was out with me mate in a boozer on Rice Lane, there was about 10 of us and he was on top form, laughing and joking. He killed himself the next day in work. Get to fuck with this sort of take.
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@grantoasc
@ALBY_LAD
Could be missing a new trend here but is that meant to be a fucking fade?
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@mikeitaly1965
@ProfBrianCox
No one voted for brexit for that reason. If you're deadly honest with yourself you'd admit a huge number voted brexit because they thought it would stop brown people moving in next-door.
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Where are they getting train drivers from that aren't the train drivers that are on strike? Just loads of out of work train drivers littering the pavement is there? 😂
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@anthonyd4le
@sms_95x
@kaatiemxx
No one's ever been on their death bed and said "I should have worked more".
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Need banners at Goodison with what
@richarlison97
has been Tweeting in English. No pictures on it, no context, simply "I have a dog" and "I live in Crosby"
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@GaryLineker
Who cares. I'm a blue. But what's he supposed to do? We don't pay him anymore.
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Is Ben Godfrey the fastest player we've ever had? Lukaku could shift, Beckford too.
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@kxtielxura
@MartinProffitt
She didn't disappear over the sea in a plane. Potentially kidnapped, murdered or sold by her ma and da. This poor lads plane is at the bottom of the sea.
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@Ciara87C
Context: I am that Scouser.
Pro tip for other Scousers: The accent is your biggest selling point regardless of Twitter people doing polls and it getting voted as the worst. It's not and most people don't realise they're into it until they hear it face to face. Weaponize it la
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Vardys bird's been Tweeting Pro Kopite stuff for 2 years and the virgin reds on here have been lapping it up and getting up her arse. Turns out she's shagging The S*n. 😂😂😂
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@ahmedagha00
@JuventinoBW
@IkerCasillas
Just because your religion doesn't like it doesn't mean its wrong. You're giving no respect so don't expect it back
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The lads a walking green flag. The most positive energy we've got round the club at the moment.
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@JaksonCD
@GaryLineker
Look how far away the ball is. Shows you how late the Ukrainian lad was. Caused his own injury.
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@liverpoolLfc07
@sportbible
The word used was "exciting". What is exciting about Trent spamming crosses into the box?
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@KelvinEHughes
@jeremycorbyn
He's worth 3 mil. He's on 84k a year and most of that 3 mil is his house which is this ya whopper
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Office spaces aren't needed. It's literally just so you can keep an eye on your staff. Everything can clearly be done remotely yet management still rely on old fashioned techniques because they don't trust their staff. Their staff just don't like working for them I'm afraid.
it is now 'woke' to not come into work if you're feeling ill
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@rickygervais
@heelahmads
@stevanjudd
2 and 3. Start a gravel selling business and every time I get a disgruntled customer they can't punch me because I'm now 7 inches away
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@SocietalCanary
@evadentz
Johns crack starts between his shoulder blades, yokos looks like a comma
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@s0phgrace
Pour a treble vodka, add the fucking Smirnoff ice as the mixer. The only acceptable reason to drink one.
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@_APM21
@liamalexanderj
@OfficialBuryAFC
@lewisgilboy1
Every tackle has the potential to break a leg. So you could call every tackle a leg breaker, or due to the fact a lot of these tackles don't break legs, you could stop calling every tough tackle a leg breaker, which itself is an overreaction.
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Red Neds in Armagh takes the crown for best Guinness in the Isle of Ireland. There's been some heavy competition but there's only one winner. 🇮🇪💪🏻
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@ScouseSocialism
@jackmatthews_16
@Tlkkltk
Do you think we created the name Jags, and that Neil Warnock and his Sheff United team mates weren't calling him Jags 20 years ago 😂
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@IXOrijin
@lauraw97_
Someone calling themselves Lurker doesn't see the problem with landlords 🫠
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Put your hand in the bucket if you've got a scran named after you on your mates menu and
@theufcbaddy
inhales them in between fights 🤜
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Just a reminder that the yanks wouldn't let Duncan Ferguson into their country this week because he headbutted John Mcstay 27 years ago, but they're letting this sex pest out for the Olympics to fight with a sword.
A US fencer facing sexual assault allegations made it to the Olympics and has a team “safety plan” to keep him away from women
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Should genuinely go down as one of the greatest saves of all time but people will over look it for the likes of De Gea sticking a leg out and saving, what should be classed as, a poor finish.
This save still haunts me. One of the best I've ever seen.
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@irish_kop96
@FrankkP
@AshHinchy
@Ldn_Blues_
@CattyWhites
Liverpool supporter backing up a West Ham fan who's just said scousers are all jobless? Giving the JFT96 shouts on your bio because you've seen proper scousers with it. No fucking clue have you lad?
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@florian_clauss
@Primeeefonzo
Miracles by breaking the world record for a centre back, then a keeper, £35m on Ox, £54m on Keita, £80m on Nunez, £42m on Diaz, £40m on Fabinho £40m on Jota and the only real assets he's ever lost have been Mane and Coutinho.
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@clynch_abi
James Ward Prowse.
Before he dropped the surname Dele Alli got full title no matter what. I also seem to remember Andy Cole started getting called Andrew Cole for some reason.
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@NUFCLennon
@LFCJaake
@PepperMills3
Because she's well known in Everton circles as a satirical comedian. This is her character and its her 4th or 5th video of the character. It's just sailed over your head lad.
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My 15 year old knocked up a drawing of St Georges hall then quickly Batman'd it for a laugh.
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@rupertcollier
@SkyNewsBreak
The Paedophile manual is the Bible isn't it? That's what the Catholic priests have been using for centuries.
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Joey Barton wants to take 100 pens at Mary Earps but I want to see him get smoked doing this.
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My best wishes to Boris Johnson and I wish him a speedy recovery.
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@KelvinEHughes
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Can't be having "decision rattled" as your photo then get rattled, Kelvin 😂
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Decided to look at the ceiling while I was having a piss. Correct mate 😂
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@IANMITC20689674
@GaryLineker
@Everton
Is it man of the season or player of the season? Man's man or players player of the season?
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Right kids it's off to Benidorm!
Passport ✅
Euros ✅
Union Jack ✅
Gazelles ✅
Rangers shirt ✅
Stupid hat ✅
Flute ✅
Big fuck off drum ✅
Insulin ✅
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Sat with me daughter last night going through me ma's records, she never got to meet her Nan. Was pulling out heavy Procol Haram and Talking Heads singles and she was building a spotify playlist called "nan". 😭
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@JimMFelton
Just been reading these out in the van and me mates just said he was going to alton towers from Liverpool and was driving for 3 hours on the M6, couldn't see signs for Stoke, pulled into a services and was told he was nearly in Scotland and was going the opposite direction.
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