Kristen Schaal Profile
Kristen Schaal

@kristenschaaled

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Comedian,actress, she/her. https://t.co/F8dZfOVJrt thanks, Carlie Hoke for writing it.

New York
Joined April 2010
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@DisavowTrump20
Protect Kamala Harris ✊
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Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and 20 years of experience are called “DEI” hires but some random guy on Fox News is expertly qualified to run the Department of Defense? (Pete Hegseth) It’s almost like Republicans are fucking racist.
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@TheFungi669
Captain Obvious™️
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Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are three old men in their 70’s destroying the world just to stay out of prison.
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@JohnCleese
John Cleese
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Is it fair to say that if the Epstein files completely exonerated Trump, they would have been released a long time ago ?
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@JustineBateman
Justine Bateman
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If any actors are curious about what is in the 2023 agreement you ratified, the SAG permission to use AI objects like the "Tilly" thing below is on page 3. (Link to entire agreement below.) I have highlighted that all the signatory studio needs to do it "notify SAG" that they're
@JustineBateman
Justine Bateman
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.@sagaftra this is disingenuous and misleading to your membership. You cannot freely give permission to signatories to use AI objects instead of actors, and then make some statement in defense of human performers. The time to do that was at that last negotiation where you gave
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@jonlovett
Jon Lovett
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SB79 is currently on @GavinNewsom's desk. It’s a law that would speed up housing construction near transit and begin to address the massive housing crisis in our state. Passing it through the legislature was a huge victory for housing advocates and everyone who wants California
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@JamesUrbaniak
James Urbaniak
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Excited to announce these upcoming dates for my standup act! Riyadh Comedy Festival - Oct 2nd Viktor Orbán presents Hungary for Comedy- Oct 15th The Jeffrey Epstein Foundation's Release the Smiles Festival - Nov 1 OpenAI's Text to Laughs Fest - October 20th
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@lorenbouchard
loren bouchard
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Did you see this?
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@PelosiTracker_
Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟
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Can’t beat them? Connect your broker to trade like them.
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@Cheezydork74
Rocket’s Bitch
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@acnewsitics
Alex Cole
16 days
* Charlie Kirk gets killed. * MAGA: THIS IS CIVIL WAR!!! 🤬 * Iraq veteran with American flags on his truck shoots up a church. * MAGA: Come on guys, let's not be quick to judge.
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@shannonrwatts
Shannon Watts
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So the two gunman who carried out mass shootings *this weekend* were white male veterans with semiautomatic rifles. Will the GOP call for the removal of white male veterans’ AR-15s?
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@BobsBurgersFOX
Bob's Burgers
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We made it to 300! What better way to celebrate than a #BobsBurgers themed cake 💛
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@kristenschaaled
Kristen Schaal
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This is depressing. @SeanAstin are there any guardrails for this with our union? Agents and studios putting energy behind AI actors while there are so many undiscovered talented humans who would love to work and make art for humanity! https://t.co/fAr2CGGDhA
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AI Actress Tilly Norwood Creators In Talks To Sign Her With Talent Agent For Representation As Studios Quietly Embrace Technology
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@fred_guttenberg
Fred Guttenberg
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The person that shot my daughter & 16 others in Parkland was MAGA. The person who shot the Minnesota law makers, or Tree of Life Temple, attempted to kidnap the Michigan Governor all MAGA. Don't get me started on the violent efforts from January 6th. Shut the fuck up
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Donald Trump Jr.
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Jimmy Kimmel STILL REFUSES to admit that it was a leftist who assassinated Charlie. Disgraceful @ABC @Disney @RobertIger
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@joeroganhq
Joe Rogan Podcast News
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Jimmy Kimmel: "Erika Kirk forgave the man who shot her husband…That is an example we should follow. If you believe in the teachings of Jesus, as I do, there it was. A selfless act of grace, forgiveness from a grieving widow. It touched me deeply." https://t.co/kmRrDIKGpz
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@DisavowTrump20
Protect Kamala Harris ✊
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This is Office David Rose, who was killed during a mass shooting at the CDC by an anti-vax extremist. Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr, who oversees the CDC, did not attend Rose’s funeral but found the time to speak at Charlie Kirk’s memorial. RETWEET to honor Officer Rose! ❤️
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@jonfavs
Jon Favreau
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I think the suggested context in the community note says it all, Mr. Vice President. Not sure why it's so difficult to give people the full story: detainees were murdered by a sniper, and "anti-ICE" was found on a bullet. This seems to happen quite a bit with you: 1) "It is
@JDVance
JD Vance
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The gunman had anti-ICE messaging carved on the bullets he used. What, precisely, did I get wrong, dipshit?
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@caslernoel
NoelCaslerComedy
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If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
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@amrenewctr
Center for Renewing America
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The next conservative era has arrived. Join the movement rebuilding America from the ground up.
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@carriecoon
Carrie Coon
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“They” is doing a lot of heavy-lifting these days.
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@swd2
Warren
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Imagine if this many people cared about school shootings
@SpencerHakimian
Spencer Hakimian
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Crowds have begun gathering for Charlie Kirk’s memorial.
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