@kristenschaaled Guns aren't dangerous irresponsible people are

I read this as an opportunity to give away your guns to make it safe! Ha. Forgot this is insane USA. It's a give away of safes to lock up your guns in your house because they are so fucking dangerous.

Masterpieces! Thank goodness they are safe in a museum! Bret's famous zebra top!

Over a 24h period this week, Deck's infra peaked at near 6,000 parallel browser sessions, and made ~$30M in agentic payments. Seeing agents sustain this load of valuable actions is encouraging for what's coming in 2026 💯

Notice that MAGA’s reaction to last night’s brutal losses is NOT “hey let’s try to win the will of the voters with good policy.” It’s, let’s end the filibuster, let’s end mail-in voting, all ideas for winning without really CONVINCING anyone to vote for them

thanks for having me, @insideofyoupod!

Zohran Mamdani doesn’t take a private car to debates he takes the bus and this is just another reason he’s so dearly loved in New York City because he’s a man of the people!

A new bill by @CMMercedesCD46 will support affordable homeownership for New Yorkers. Council will consider this bill to allow homeowners to rent their home on an occasional basis. This bill is widely supported by civil rights groups, housing organizations and small businesses.

Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican

How do mRNA vaccines help fight cancer? A @nature publication today tells the story, one with big implications, as reviewed here @MDAndersonNews @StevenLin_MDPhD @adam_grippin https://t.co/J0OvNP1Oc4

Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and 20 years of experience are called “DEI” hires but some random guy on Fox News is expertly qualified to run the Department of Defense? (Pete Hegseth) It’s almost like Republicans are fucking racist.

Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are three old men in their 70’s destroying the world just to stay out of prison.

Is it fair to say that if the Epstein files completely exonerated Trump, they would have been released a long time ago ?

If any actors are curious about what is in the 2023 agreement you ratified, the SAG permission to use AI objects like the "Tilly" thing below is on page 3. (Link to entire agreement below.) I have highlighted that all the signatory studio needs to do it "notify SAG" that they're

SB79 is currently on @GavinNewsom's desk. It’s a law that would speed up housing construction near transit and begin to address the massive housing crisis in our state. Passing it through the legislature was a huge victory for housing advocates and everyone who wants California

Excited to announce these upcoming dates for my standup act! Riyadh Comedy Festival - Oct 2nd Viktor Orbán presents Hungary for Comedy- Oct 15th The Jeffrey Epstein Foundation's Release the Smiles Festival - Nov 1 OpenAI's Text to Laughs Fest - October 20th

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David Beckham. Leo Messi. @InterMiamiCF @RonDeSantis: “That’s a winning formula — especially in Miami.” @JavManjarres asked “America’s Governor” about “THE REAL SPORT” — fútbol (aka soccer) @FIFAWorldCup, and more DeSantis sports takes? — Exclusive interview in comments

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* Charlie Kirk gets killed. * MAGA: THIS IS CIVIL WAR!!! 🤬 * Iraq veteran with American flags on his truck shoots up a church. * MAGA: Come on guys, let's not be quick to judge.

So the two gunman who carried out mass shootings *this weekend* were white male veterans with semiautomatic rifles. Will the GOP call for the removal of white male veterans’ AR-15s?

We made it to 300! What better way to celebrate than a #BobsBurgers themed cake 💛

“Couples who live together for years, telling themselves that they’re as good as married, rarely seem to believe it… ‘My girlfriend’ neither carries the ring nor commands the respect of ‘my wife.’ Impermanence alienates and unnerves us.” @AbigailShrier