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please do not take anything on this account too seriously
Joined April 2020
you don't have to match my freak you just have to think whatever's wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual
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you could be the love of my life and i would still call you “bro”
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u have to use ai to put animals in ur pics because real animals can sense ur disagreeable aura as well as ur ambivalence towards ecological devastation
hot girls have started using AI trend i’m seeing; photo-surrealism with cute animals
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This won't bring back your loved ones. What it will do is create blasphemous puppets of the dead so you never have to process your grief. There's a reason countless myths warn us not to contact the souls of the departed. This is one of the most evil things I've ever seen.
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Pam Bondi just “reopened” an Epstein investigation the same day Massie’s bill to release all the Epstein files is headed for a vote. Convenient timing, because once the DOJ calls something an active case, those documents can be withheld. Draw your own conclusions.
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China house prices decline by most in a year
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When I close my eyes and try to picture an apple, I see a rapid montage of everything that could ever exist
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Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a person who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.
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Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
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I’m ngl. Trump being a throat goat would be the funniest scandal to ever hit American politics for so many reasons that it might actually break the minds of the entire country lol
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My man is addicted to top he don’t care who it’s from
look whatever you wanna say about Bill Clinton at least he’s consistent.
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Unfortunately I need the Trump blowing Bill Clinton thing to be real bc that would matter to his base, whereas him being a pedophile rapist does not
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They're really running this playbook lmfao
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
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Yes, I’m on my one millionth get-my-shit-together journey and I’ll do it again as many times as I need to.
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My mom doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, walks or runs every day. My mom couldn’t eat healthy to avoid having a genetic birth defect. My mom couldn’t eat healthy to avoid Parkinson’s. If you allow insurance companies to discriminate, they will.
The best health insurance is eating healthy, working out, and making smart life choices. If you weigh 350 pounds, eat McDonald’s every day, live a sedentary lifestyle, and actively poison your body, you should absolutely pay more for health insurance for being higher risk.
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A 'regular person' can already create movies. Regular people create movies and art everyday. Every director, show runner, artist, film maker I know is a regular person, with limited resources, picking up pens, pencils, and styluses to create movies and art. EVERY. DAMN. DAY.
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So let me get this straight… The 30-year-old “Young Republicans” being openly racist on group chats are kids, but the 13-year-olds in those files were suddenly “young women”?
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