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Queer christian communist. Wobbly. They/them. Profile pic by @patchxwork
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it's crazy how nerds hate women so much that they would rather claim that megan thee stallion is only pretending to like anime instead of bragging that the hottest woman on the planet shares one of their interests
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stay-at-home orders are completely pointless without rent relief and universal income. people have to leave their homes to work or they will starve
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weird how it's always "this powerful evil person who might be dying is still a human being with family and friends who love them" and never "this poor marginalized person who we're throwing in jail forever is still a human being with family and friends that love them"
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seeing people bring up gomez addams in conversations about wife guys and we need to establish something: gomez addams is not a wife guy. a wife guy is a guy who tells other people how much he loves his wife. gomez addams is a guy who tells his wife how much he loves her
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so much of shitty online queer discourse is just people who are mad at their ex or mad at one of their friends trying to turn their problem into a community problem
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it’s very simple: these people don’t want to go to the library because poor people use libraries
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america’s rulers are ideologically opposed to the only measures that have proven effective at stopping the pandemic so instead they scold us while we die en masse
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liberals only care about the aesthetics of politics and have no concept of material consequences, part 13854
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it's extremely funny how "working in an office sucks ass" was a cultural touchstone in america for decades but now after two years of some people being able to work from home suddenly the office is a magical wonderful place and the beating heart of the economy
@ABetterNY
Offices are still too empty and too many workers are at home – that has an impact on our economy and ripples across the entire city.
I’m putting a stake in the ground: It’s time to get back to the office. 2/
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the government abducting the employees of a private company because they are "illegal", not punishing the company in any way, and then literally advertising the company's hiring event is exactly what we're talking about when we say fascism is how capitalism defends itself
KOCH FOODS is hosting a job fair on Monday, August 12, 2019, from 9 a.m. until 1 p.m. at the Forest WIN Job Center.
Applicants will need to provide two forms of valid ID when applying.
@Koch_Foods
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shame didn’t do this, the loss of profit resulting from a strike and boycott did. Organized labor action works
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americans are the most housebroken people in the world when it comes to obeying cops but as soon as a doctor tells us to do something we declare ourselves ungovernable
@AOC
I just went to a crowded Red Robin and I'm 30.
It was delicious, and I took my sweet time eating my meal. Because this is America. And I'll do what I want.
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can't just say "I hate the music my ex listened to", gotta pontificate about the toxicity of bourgeois femme4femme. can't just tell my friend I think her boyfriend's lame, gotta start another round of discourse about bi women with straight bfs
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good afternoon 47
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any time someone proposes that a public service move to a private for-profit model, they’re either in a position to profit from it themselves or they want to see access to that service gated by wealth/class
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this is why rich tech dudes keep trying to reinvent busses and trains. they desperately want a transit solution that is only accessible by other rich people
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ally man, ally man
does whatever an ally can
builds a brand on others’ pain
turns it into an image gain
look out, here comes the ally man
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the thing that actually killed home-cooked meals was a combination of microwave dinners and a significant decrease in leisure time
Millennials are ordering more food delivery--could this kill home-cooked meals and kitchens?
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whenever I throw a molotov I always make sure that it’s completely dry, not on fire, and doesn’t break so the police can get a nice photo of it
Press Release: Mass Gathering at Penumbra Kelly Building, Molotov Cocktail Thrown (Photo)
Link:
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the proper question to ask is why are we paying a delivery charge if that money doesn't go to the driver
Not to be mean (or cheap), but if we're paying a pizza delivery charge, why are we also tipping the driver?
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the pivot from “all progressives are privileged white bros” to “progressive working class women of color are puppets of privileged white bros” was as predictable as it is disgusting
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@AOC
was a bartender.
@IlhanMN
was a refugee.
@RashidaTlaib
had to raise her siblings.
@AyannaPressley
dropped out of college to support her mom who lost her job.
Don’t do this just to defend the fact that you want to take corporate donations.
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*gets my ass kicked in two debates* being a good debater is bad actually
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bionicle came out in 2001
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A child is found dead in a locked room. Next to her is a bong and a lonely genie. Can you explain what happened?
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if a game has an entire chapter dedicated to combat vs 3 paragraphs dedicated to social interaction then the game is combat-oriented. if a game has an entire book dedicated to combat stat blocks for enemies then the game is combat-oriented
brennan lee mulligan i owe u an apology i wasnt rlly familiar with ur game
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“bernie sanders refuses to pivot from his winning message for the sake of winning”
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@ztsamudzi
the same people who agonize over declining (white) birthrates also warn about “overpopulation” in the global south. it’s just replacement theory racial anxiety with a veneer of respectability
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whenever we talk about police abolition people ask “but what about murders, rapists, and domestic abusers?” to which I respond, it’s true, they’ll probably have a harder time finding jobs once they can’t be police officers anymore
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opening a message in elden ring and seeing "try fingers but hole" for the 20th time
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there is strong evidence that the human mind is not equipped to handle having billions of dollars
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mike bloomberg is the guy who shows up to evo with a high-end qanba with custom parts and then immediately goes 0-2
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lol remember when people were claiming that biden was planning an fdr-style presidency and now when faced with an opportunity to advocate for federal infrastructure in the form of the postal service he instead immediately outsources to amazon
The Biden White House says it’s consulting with Amazon and other tech giants with “logistics and technical expertise” to help get the vaccine out to Americans
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it’s elf on the shelf but with binary gender instead of the surveillance state
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white evangelical christianity is a white nationalist movement
white evangelical christianity is a white nationalist movement
white evangelical christianity is a white nationalist movement
White evangelical Protestant support for President Trump at an all-time high, with 75% holding a favorable view of the president and just 22% holding an unfavorable view.
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apparently drag race has started again so it seems like a good time to remind people that rupaul is a transmisogynist and bears a large responsibility for the rampant transmisia in modern drag
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rami ismail: I’m a socialist. You can tell by the way I never cop to being a millionaire and by how I constantly claim that scummy industry practices designed to maximize profit are actually beneficial to workers
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I love that we keep being told that social services have to be cut to pay for kentucky’s pension crisis while this shit is going on
American capitalism now involves literally requiring workers to directly pay a portion of their wages back to their bosses.
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finally the mystery of Not Pepito is solved
That was not Pépito but Maki, the neighbor’s cat. She didn’t want to leave, I had to open the door.
#NotPepito
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jack dorsey saying "twitter should be a public good, not a company and that's why I gave unilateral control of it to the richest man on earth" is the most beautiful example of tech guy brain. perfect no notes
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"these old people don't care about climate change because they'll be dead soon" is not the correct framing
the correct framing is "these rich people don't care about climate change because their hoarded wealth will protect them from its consequences"
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it's great to know that as climate breakdown worsens people will smugly argue over who has it worse rather than express a single crumb of solidarity
Remember when the Bay Area was Blade Runner 2049 in 2020? You'll be ok, NY.
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mario is compelled to take up fludd by the carceral system. there can be no joy when he is so alienated from his labor
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I have literally never seen a member of my generation say something bad about abba
Before millennials start being rude about ABBA, they are the best pure pop band of all time and it's not even close
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whatever cadre of marketing ghouls came up with the idea of branding LLMs spitting out total made-up horseshit as "hallucinations" should be banished to the outer darkness where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth
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time to bring this one back I guess
All bisexual TTRPG players know is play tiefling, flirt with their friends, and fall in love with the BBEG
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you're gonna be real disappointed when you find out that the crew is like 20% women, the "anarchist" theory is "monarchy is fine if you have a good monarch", and the mangaka's primary complaint about the state is that his friend was punished for possessing child pornography
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nothing more quintessentially american than transforming the divine right of kings into the divine right of cops
LMPD training materials portrayed police as avengers who carry out God's wrath.
My latest for
@leoweekly
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the jokurt
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rt if you think she is more important than the queen
Guinea Pig Awareness week has been cancelled for the Queen's funeral
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hey speaking of jk rowling's bad writing, remember when she took her two most queer-coded characters, paired them up, and then killed them?
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it owns that every editor at every news outlet in america thinks that st basil’s cathedral is a russian government building
The same day that DCLeaks launched (publishing material allegedly stolen by the Russian hackers) was the same day that Don Jr. and Agalarov allegedly talk by phone about setting up the Trump Tower meeting.
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crypto would be the funniest shit if it weren't also accelerating climate change
Crypto exchange says it can't repay $190 million to clients after founder dies with only password
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anyway this is just another example of how the american state exists entirely to serve and protect real estate interests, because this is all driven by building owners scared that companies aren't going to renew their office leases
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yeah man can you imagine if someone killed jesus. how fucked up would that be
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fucking wild to think that there are countries that gave their people material support and now are living normal lives while here in america people argue about whether the covid death toll is real and our rulers say there’s no money to help us while they spend billions on weapons
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I’m constantly fighting for better conditions in the games industry, which is why I’ve actively tried to hamper unionization efforts by tweeting that some anonymous game devs told me they don’t actually want a union
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4 years before the dedication of the statue of liberty, US president chester arthur signed the chinese exclusion act, a total ban on chinese immigration. It was not fully abolished until 1965
“give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses” was always bullshit
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the nice thing about bernie is that if he doesn't win the nomination he'll probably immediately be back in the senate trying to make everyone's lives better instead of fucking off to the woods for months and then writing a book whining about how unfair everyone is
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these fucking dipshits are going to keep jerking off to their west wing blu rays while the world burns and fascists turn the border into a 2000 mile long death camp
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seems like it might be an appropriate time to scold the majority of white women who voted for trump but I’m not responsible for turning mother jones into a centrist rag so what the fuck do I know
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this is not a strike, it's a lockout. a strike would be if the teachers refused to work. they want to work (remotely) and are being denied the ability to do so
So if you’re not aware of what’s going on in Chicago schools, the teachers union is striking over COVID surge response measures and the city has disabled Google Classroom access today for all their teachers and support staff so they can’t contact their students during the strike.
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tfw there are no politics in your game
THIS JUST IN. Mexico responds to the deteriorating situation in the US.
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marx: capital is dead labour, that, vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labour
tech billionaires: yes exactly
Can blood from young people slow aging? Silicon Valley has bet billions it will. Biotech startups are trying to hack the process of aging and, in the process, stave off the most devastating diseases.
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Editorial: Defund warrior cops and give the money to guardian cops
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110 years later and we are right back at the triangle shirtwaist factory fire
Horrifying details are emerging about the tornado disaster at Amazon's warehouse in Illinois, where at least 6 workers were killed on the job.
Before he died, Larry Virden reportedly texted his girlfriend: "Amazon won’t let us leave." He leaves behind four children.
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reminder amid all the liberal doomposting about roe v wade that abortion is already functionally illegal in large parts of the united states
many states only have a single provider, to say nothing of the financial cost
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incredible that someone can articulate "here's how fantasy racism is exhausting to me as a person who has to endure real life racism" and people will still be like "ummm it's just fantasy racism, it's not real"
This is the exact shit we keep having to deal with every time. We continue to try to share our experiences and how these things are continuously harmful to us and just keep getting back hate, death threats, and just plain stupid behavior in return. This community note is wild
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I love all the replies saying shit like "they should legalize democracy." like y'all know what a referendum is right? you literally cannot get more democratic than having people directly vote on whether a thing should or should not happen
BREAKING: Cuba voted to legalize same-sex marriage in a referendum on a new "family code," say election officials.
The government-backed code would also allow surrogacy, adoption rights for same-sex couples, and promote equal sharing of housework among couples.
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if you can’t pay a fine the fine gets bigger
What are some examples of “it’s cheaper to be rich than it is to be poor”?
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@headfallsoff
the only exception is tv shows that had episodes aired out of order by networks but that’s rarely a problem in our world of dvd collections
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their precious queen hillary got waxed and turned to the private speaker grift so now they’ve latched onto nancy “we’re capitalists” “we’re not going to make support for abortion rights a litmus test” pelosi as their avatar of ineffectual capitulation to the right
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and once the protests were suppressed all the energy was co-opted into electoral campaigns for the democratic party and then those democrats got into office and started dumping more money into the police
"Imagine if people in the US protested like this" THEY DID! In 2020! The police beat the shit out of us! You all were there!
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Babe, for the past decade, I've secretly been sewing heavier and heavier threads into all your clothes. Now, in a normal outfit, you should be capable of incredible feats of agility. Happy anniversary♥️
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oh I'll pray for them alright
Pray for Justices Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh & Barrett. And their families.
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iran: just leave us alone and let us make our own decisions like a normal country ffs
the US:
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workers sacrificing to keep services running while the executives whose mismanagement caused this fiasco are nowhere to be seen. probably off on vacation somewhere, probably will face zero consequences
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we're inventing new types of guys at an unnatural rate. a medieval peasant might go their entire life and only encounter two or three types of guy
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@WarrenIsDead
tired: forcing your child into sports to fulfill your failed athletic dreams
wired: forcing your child into improv to fulfill your failed podcasting dreams
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it’s a shame they’re both made by the shame shitty company that defends and empowers harassers and abusers
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any criticism of nancy pelosi that doesn't mention that she has a net worth of more than $50 million and her husband is a venture capitalist real estate investment guy is missing a major factor in why her politics are what they are imo
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@dreamoforgonon
@WarrenIsDead
my “didn’t prescribe faith healing as a cure for AIDS” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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cis people love to whine about how they're afraid of getting yelled at for getting someone's pronouns wrong but then if you help them out by wearing pronoun pins they will take it as an opportunity to deliberately misgender you
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@Yuri_Librarian
"let's not pretend like it's not wildly disrespectful to an actual living indigenous tribe"
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this bloated rotting goddamn empire doesn't know how to do fucking anything but wage endless war and shovel money into the pockets of those who have already gotten rich by immiserating billions of people
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yeah imagine if there was a committee in the united states house of representatives that investigated left-sympathetic artists for "unamerican activities" and encouraged a blacklist barring them from working anywhere in the entertainment industry
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HE ISN’T A MARTYR HE’S A MURDER VICTIM YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS MOTHERFUCKERS
Nancy Pelosi: "The martyrdom of George Floyd gave the American experience a moment of national anguish, as we grieve for the black Americans killed by police brutality. Today, this movement of national anguish is being transformed into a movement of national action"
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Diego, a giant tortoise whose unstoppable libido was credited with saving his species, has finally retired to an uninhabited island off the coast of Ecuador after decades of service in a breeding program.
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it is... discouraging to say the least that the most successful people on patreon/kickstarter/etc are overwhelmingly people who were already successful in other careers/projects
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