David Lazarus
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Emmy-winning money guy for KTLA Channel 5. Former LA Times. I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but Trump is now under investigation for tax fraud, election fraud, insurrection and violating the Espionage Act. And he's the Republican frontrunner for 2024
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There's a growing suspicion that we won't be giving up our foster kitty
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I'm not religious but I've read the Bible cover to cover. I simply can't understand how evangelicals view Trump as anything but the embodiment of everything Jesus opposed
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I'm no scientist, but I suspect that a pandemic doesn't end just because people are sick of it
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I'm sorry, I don't want people awaiting the Rapture to decide the fate of the planet
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I think I liked it better when 'freedom' meant personal liberty, rather than aggressive, ill-informed selfishness
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Germany made it a crime to lie about the Holocaust. Some countries recognize the danger of widespread dishonesty
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People who accuse Biden of 'vote buying' seem to have forgotten Trump insisting his name be on Covid relief checks
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Just so we're clear: Trump wants to suspend the Constitution so he can be reinstated to a job that requires him to uphold the Constitution
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If I understand correctly, a Christian woman invented a hypothetical scenario in which she felt threatened by imaginary gay people, and the Supreme Court not only agreed to hear the case but ruled that her bigotry is acceptable
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God, I'm tired of hearing how Republicans privately want to get rid of Trump but won't say so publicly for fear he'll ruin them with a tweet. If you're that big a pussy, you have no business in public service
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Reminder: Trump tried to get me fired after I was among the first to question the legitimacy of Trump University. He settled that fraud case for $25 million
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16 years ago, Donald Trump tried to get me fired. Today he was charged with dozens of felonies
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Airlines banned smoking on flights because of the danger of second-hand smoke. But an airborne virus in an enclosed cabin during a global pandemic -- no big deal
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Has SNL ever had a less-qualified, less-talented host than Kim Kardashian?
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Just to be clear, today was the day a prominent GOP lawmaker took a pro-rape, pro-incest position
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Seemingly arbitrary price markups are a defining characteristic of the U.S. healthcare system. But to see price hikes of as much as 675% being imposed in real time, automatically, by a hospital’s computer system is still shocking
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After being targeted by anti-Semites for being a Jewish reporter, I no longer think Hillary went too far with 'basket of deplorables' thing
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I can't believe we're bickering over when two consenting adults began a relationship rather than a defendant's efforts to overthrow an election
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The alleged Buffalo shooter received a semiautomatic rifle from his father as a Christmas present?
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Most religious scholars agree the Sermon on the Mount is the most accurate depiction of Jesus' beliefs. Even a casual reading indicates Jesus would have been appalled by Trump's words and deeds
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If reports are correct, the secret documents Trump is trying to hide under his Mar-a-Lago mattress involve Russia's efforts to get him elected. Seems more important than ever for the government to get them back
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There it is: He was expecting to make millions from the stolen documents
Hannity: “I can’t imagine you ever saying, ‘Bring me some boxes we brought back from the White House. I’d like to look at them.’”
Trump: “I would do that..I have the right to take stuff! You know they ended up paying Nixon $18 million for what he had.”
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I didn't realize until today that Trump denied the Obamas this routine honor. Such a small man
Former President Barack Obama and former first lady Michelle Obama returned to the White House on Wednesday for the unveiling of their official White House portraits -- marking their first joint return since they left in 2017.
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In case you were wondering, this is why we're heading toward a quarter-million dead
"That's all I hear about now. Turn on TV, 'Covid, Covid, Covid Covid Covid.' A plane goes down, 500 people dead, they don't talk about it. 'Covid Covid Covid Covid.' By the way, on November 4th, you won't hear about it anymore ... 'please don't go and vote, Covid!'" -- Trump
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I'm saddened to share that Jupiter's body was found beneath a neighbor's home. He was an exceptional cat, one of a kind, and we're profoundly grateful for all the love from his extended Twitter family
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I'm a little confused by those who are outraged by the ethics of a prosecutor regarding her love life but have no problem with the ethics of a former president who tried to overturn an election he lost
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The poorly educated probably don't realize that talks with the EU on lowering tariffs began under Obama. Trump halted them. Now he's started them again and claiming a trade win
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I'm getting a lot of nice emails from readers who didn't know they qualified for a piece of the
#Equifax
privacy settlement. The link to find out is in the column
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Never mind Pete Davidson -- Kate McKinnon is a huge loss for the show
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Let's underline this: The president, now facing impeachment for alleged corruption, just paid a $2-million fine for running a bogus charity
NEW:
@realdonaldtrump
has paid the $2M in court-ordered damages for misusing the money in a tax-exempt charity he controlled.
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I'm a little confused by the LA billionaire who's spending more than $30 million of his own money so he can become mayor and spend millions in taxpayer money solving homelessness
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Russia made its coup leader leave the country. Ours is running for president
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How do stitches that cost less than $20 get billed for about $150? Here's how, thanks to leaked records from a top SoCal hospital
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Aren't conservatives embarrassed by the active presence of white supremacists at their political events?
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Because of this experience, I was on the witness list for the Trump University fraud trial, which Trump settled for $25 million
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Just so we're clear: California Republican Kevin McCarthy, the House minority leader, voted *against* allocating funds to rebuild long-neglected roads, bridges, airports and other infrastructure projects
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Let's be honest: If GOP lawmakers wouldn't act after Sandy Hook, they never will
President Biden urges Congress to pass stricter gun control measures following the mass shooting at a rail yard in San Jose, California, that left 8 dead.
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Republican friends: It's pretty simple -- if Trump had evidence of widespread election fraud, he'd have presented it. Dozens of courts have weighed his claims and not one concluded he's telling the truth. He's lying. You're being had
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I spoke to my dog this morning in calm, measured voice. He thought I was very presidential
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People have been predicting for weeks that we're going to be foster fails. Now that Lupin has reached his adoption weight, my wife has prepared a modest response
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I'm re-reading
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The ironic thing is, we probably wouldn't have known about the severity of Trump's document theft if he hadn't publicized the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago. The FBI was trying to keep things quiet
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Right now, Ryan is haggling with far-right members of his party who want Americans to have even *less* health coverage. Think about that
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I too am diabetic. It was Biden who capped copays for insulin, not Trump
Woman at Trump rally in GA today says she supports Trump because she’s a diabetic and insulin costs so much and she appreciates all he did to try to lower insulin costs.
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Breaking: Trump says Borat is in fact a comedian pretending to be a reporter. 'Nobody knows this,' the president says
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Why isn't there a rule that anyone who publicly denied or downplayed the coronavirus moves to the back of the vaccine line?
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The harsh reality is that the U.S. is one of the few developed countries that allow pharmaceutical companies to charge whatever they want for prescription drugs
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Eric Trump says all money paid by foreign governments at Trump hotels was donated to the Treasury Department. That's easy enough to prove by showing the paperwork
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Yesterday Trump played truck driver. Today he's playing golf. It's a good job, being president
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The NYT reports that dentists oppose adding dental coverage to Medicare because they think they won't make enough money. Our screwed-up healthcare system
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It's time we ended tax exemption for religions. If they want to play politics, make them pay the price
The conservative Catholic archbishop of San Francisco said Friday that he will no longer allow U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to receive Communion because of her support for abortion rights.
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Deutsche Bank to cut Trump ties, call in debts after election
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How did this country go from the shared sacrifice of World War II to people protesting the wearing of masks during a pandemic?
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Haven't conservatives noticed that the only ones caught committing voter fraud have been Republicans?
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My wife and I have discovered that it's impossible to pass the kitties' playpen without stopping to pick one up
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I dipped into a Netflix documentary on how Hitler did what he did. It said many Germans were attracted to his grandiose style and his insistence that he alone could restore German pride and fix mistakes of the past
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Time magazine should demand that Trump take down the phony covers hanging in his golf resorts
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My Twitter feed is full of Republicans backing Italy's new fascist-leaning prime minister
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Help me out here: Women have no right to abortions because that's killing kids. But actually killing kids is acceptable because, you know, gun rights
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Elon Musk driving Twitter into the ground in just two weeks makes you wonder if financial authorities shouldn't be taking a closer look at his managing of Tesla and SpaceX
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Many Americans seem decidedly unfazed by mounting evidence of a GOP conspiracy to stage a coup
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Americans really need to get past the idea that appearing on TV or in movies qualifies one for public office
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It seems like ancient history, but remember when Trump hijacked the daily COVID briefings so he could be on TV every day (and repeatedly misled the nation)?
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A little fascism among friends: 'Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene under fire for cheering Italian far-right victory'
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What baffles me is that anyone could view Trump's performance today and think, 'I want four more years of that!'
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Only in America is it controversial to keep guns away from guys who beat their wives
When the Supreme Court convenes Tuesday, it will be confronted with a high-stakes case that pits the Second Amendment right to bear arms against a law that seeks to protect victims of domestic violence by keeping guns away from their alleged abusers.
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The babies are almost eight weeks old. Their little personalities are already coming through
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I remain mystified by evangelicals such as our new House speaker, who define themselves by their piety but nevertheless adore a thrice-married adulterer who embodies all seven deadly sins (envy, gluttony, greed, lust, pride, sloth and wrath)
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Polls consistently show that the more educated you are, the more likely you'll vote Democrat. If I was a Republican politician, I'd really pause to consider that
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The national debt rose by almost 36% to $27 trillion under Trump. Yet GOP lawmakers raised the debt limit THREE TIMES during the Trump administration without once demanding spending cuts or other concessions
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One of the most damning things I heard last night was that Republican lawmakers were begging Trump for pardons once they realized their coup had failed
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Florida man screws over millions of jobless Americans, then heads back to golf course
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After running up a $3 trillion deficit with irresponsible tax cuts for the rich, Republican lawmakers have drawn the line at providing more assistance for working people during a global pandemic
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Trump deducted $70,000 in 'hairstyling' expenses, his returns show
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It was gratifying to finally share Teddy's backstory. For me, it's the heart of the piece
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As I just suggested on
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Republican lawmakers are openly admitting their party can't win elections unless they cheat. How is this not one of the most important issues of our time?
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The babies are extra fluffy today after getting gentle little kitty baths (they don't always make it to the litter box, which can get messy)
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I found a live lizard in one of my clothing drawers this morning. Perhaps I'll never know how it got there
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Larry Elder once interviewed me on the radio about healthcare. I asked him if, as someone with a pre-existing condition, I should lose coverage if I lost my job. He said yes, because I have no right to healthcare
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