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@PicturesFoIder
No. It actually is your responsibility to be back far enough to brake in time.
The law falls entirely on the person driving behind.
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@InsaneCope
Yes, this is every veteran's take on MAGA except the 98% of them who are part of MAGA.
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@greentexts_bot
Oh you mean that there isn't a huge 10,000% spike in severe autism and the people who are perfectly functional and calling themselves "neurodivergent" are just normal people who are overmedicalized?
Color me shocked.
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@greentexts_bot
you know, anon, these things usually come with a fairly prominent disclaimer that they're not real DNA tests and may produce disparate results for people who are, in fact, members of the same family
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@lporiginalg
How did he get HR involved for the recording but then get them not to follow up on it?
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@reddit_lies
Your girlfriend probably also has that rare recessive gene that makes the baby come out half black.
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@lporiginalg
No job confines you to a desk "24/7." The other 12-16 hours a day where you sat on your ass was your choice.
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@eyeslasho
@plzbepatient
The fact that just some guy kept it close with a D1 athlete for half the race and only lost by two seconds actually kinda makes women's track look ridiculous.
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@greentexts_bot
His name is Chief Keef. What did you think he would do?
His name isn't Chief Coffee and a Protein Bar and Ready to Start The Day
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@greentexts_bot
1. Everyone on the internet is lying.
2. All seven of those years were at the same job, weren't they. There is no such thing as a lateral move. After 2-3 years the chance you'll get a raise by switching jobs is almost 100%. Salaries are sticky.
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@ShitpostGate
The average thug is only like 19 so if he's a young one he must only be 11 or 12.
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@NostalgiaFolder
Whenever these things came out you always knew, like: "they say it's not for a grade but I'm pretty sure this is going to permanently affect the course of my life somehow."
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@ClownWorld_
The hottest day in 120,000 years according to climate sensors that came online in 1976 and are expressly not designed to be added together like this.
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@reddit_lies
This is the same type of reasoning as "why are cancer rates so low in India." Because when 50 years old is considered ancient, you don't have to worry about cancer.
When people are getting cholera from the water like it's 1700, the news doesn't report on shootings.
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@namesoun
@IsaacPunts
This 97 year old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old-fashioned way.
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@greentexts_bot
Yeah turns out nobody cares if you keep yourself busy doing busywork anon.
"Administrative work" my ass.
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@greentexts_bot
"In developed countries"
What's a developed country?
"It's whatever we say it is for this chart."
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@greentexts_bot
@QuetzalPhoenix
This is 4chan, so "comebacks" in this context means how to come back home using a route where he doesn't run into a black guy next time.
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@reddit_lies
Well when filling up a gas tank is just something that your parents do while they're driving you to socialism camp, it's easy to not recognize the significance of this.
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@greentexts_bot
Three weeks ago, my coworkers warned me that there was going to be a black person on a call I was invited to. So I don't think I'm hiding it very well.
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@RegionalUSFood
Both of these things taste like how you'd think they taste. Fruity and odd and not like any one exact flavor.
A lot of times the blue kind of tastes somewhat like like imitation bubble gum flavor.
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@stone_toss
When they say "Nazi" they of course mean "has any viewpoint that isn't flagrantly and virtue-signalingly leftwing.
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@greentexts_bot
This is the right response from the anon (breaking up with her, not killing her). This is not extreme. That conversation was her breaking up with him. She was just trying to change jobs without losing a paycheck.
And she probably would have dated a black anyway.
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@greentexts_bot
1. what kinda fucking college do you go to where you're graded on whether you stumble while giving presentations?
2. I did this with Hitler while I was in high school and I was a nationally ranked policy debater.
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@greentexts_bot
"judge if the're likely antisemitic or not"
Posting on 4chan in general is a pretty strong indicator of antisemitic beliefs.
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@greentexts_bot
Welcome to real life Anon.
As soon as you turn 18 it's okay for you to date a 50 year old but not okay for you to date a 16 year old.
That is actually how our legal system views it. I don't know what to tell you.
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@greentexts_bot
Because most people have their living room TV in a more comfortable setup than their computer. That's literally the reason. It's a bigger screen, a couch, you can lay down and play. The actual physical reality of playing is better
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@reddit_lies
Using the word "bugger" on Reddit means 'American and 14' for sure, 100% guaranteed.
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@Stone_tossers
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@InsaneCope
The fact that one of the inanimate objects is a black is the punchline.
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@reddit_lies
This meme is literally the reason leftwing memes suck.
They cannot stand to give an inch. The entire thing needs to be self-flagellating and congratulatory.
Rightwing memes are just about being funny. It's okay if they also kinda make fun of the right too while being funny.
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@ProfessorGetter
@CentipedeMouse
We need to get this straight: daylight savings time is the good one. We need to stop switching back to standard time. Just stay in daylight savings time all the time.
Half the workforce is 8-5. We can't have half the year where the sun sets before you leave work.
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@ClownWorld_
This isn't assault. Sorry. Grow a pair. We shouldn't have a legal system predicated on that a man can't grow a pair and have his hand slapped.
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@solarrrpowerrr
I like how a white person living in an all white country calls people living in the blackest region outside of Africa "bigots."
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@reddit_lies
"I took an edible beofrehand" is like the leftwing millennial version of saying "no homo."
"Yeah bro, I saw Sound of Freedom but I took an edible beforehand."
"I cuddled with my football teammate but it was okay because we said 'no homo' first."
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@unusual_whales
@haolegirl1965
Good. I mean seriously. If you want higher wages, don't come in until you get higher wages.
That's just how that one works.
There's no such thing as a "labor crisis." It's just that free market business owners love to tout when it's working in their favor.
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@CyberPunkCortes
Yeah, the contrarian in me was kinda blueballed by this response. I was expecting a response about NATO aggression, and all I got was this Israel-style bullshit about thousand year old ancestral homelands.
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@greentexts_bot
DO NOT, AND I REPEAT DO NOT, DIRECTLY HARASS TARGET EMPLOYEES
I don't really see anything wrong with this though.
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@reddit_lies
I'd say about 10% of the people I saw in the airport today still had masks on. In April of 2023.
Some people probably are never coming back.
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@ampol_moment
A lot of people - like a shockingly high percentage, even in media and academia - still, to this day, think that the The Jungle was a critique of the meat packing industry.
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@glumirror
@LabelFreeBrands
It's clumsy phrasing, but I think what he's asking is: is there any argument to ban porn rather than just crack down on how it's produced.
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@greentexts_bot
The studies on penis size are interesting.
For a much as people talk about micropenises and huge hogs, and for as many of them as their are in porno, in reality virtually everyone - like literally 99.5% of men - have an erect penis length of 4.5-5.5 inches.
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@greentexts_bot
Your 30s is actually a great time to put on muscle mass. You'll never be as fast or have as much endurance as in your youth, but you can body build into your 50s.
Also, your muscles hurt for several days after a new resistance exercise at any age.
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@torbar
@CentipedeMouse
An iMax projector running off a palm pilot is just like if 1998 were a person and it came in its pants.
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@StillCrankyAF
@redsteeze
Calling Amy Klobuchar a rising star is like saying your favorite food is plain oatmeal.
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@ClownWorld_
I've learned from My 600 Pound Life. When they start getting those things on their legs, that's when it's all over.
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@greentexts_bot
it's so easy for teen girls to get laid it might happen to them even if they don't want it to
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@greentexts_bot
Yeah, but they'll give you the option to create a custom civ leader.
Which, for most players, will be some form of the character "Hitler but for Africans."
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@Cernovich
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@AOC
Yeah, the officers and FBI agents were the insurrectionists, they just weren't dressed like officers and FBI agents.
She's *so close* to getting it.
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@jimmy_dore
Strange how they're all field-agent age and in field-agent shape. Not even one fat old man. Every single one looks like they could pass the physical requirements to be an FBI field agent.
Strange coincidence indeed.
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@DelusionPosting
I don't think this is delusional. Sometimes this is kinda campy. I mean literally making the female stitch pink?
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@shannonsharpeee
@ochocinco
I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you're offered a full or nearly-full scholarship at a college, your list of college choices immediately narrows down to only the colleges that have offered you scholarships. Everything else is off the table.
If you're sane anyway.
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@ConceptualJames
"Stings most if you earn less than $300k."
They say that like it's a small group of people.
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@whstancil
@Steve_Sailer
This is an interesting way of saying "I can't find anything Steve Sailer has said that's actually factually incorrect."
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@greentexts_bot
"Still live with parents due to finances" is the implied final sentence on every 4chan post.
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@reddit_lies
Universal love and community.
Like how Maoist China killed a hundred million people by hugging them to death.
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@Oilfield_Rando
@oftenuncommon
>Prison time for Florida teen who beat teacher over Nintendo Switch would be ‘death sentence,’
Your terms are acceptable.
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@MattWalshBlog
1) this judge needs to himself be thrown in prison.
2) literally his crime was being in the video
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@ClownWorld_
The fact that you're mentioning he owns 260 properties as pretense to make your argument you should get your deposit back also makes me tend to believe the landlord.
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@greentexts_bot
As an actress, your career and livelihood is literally based on the fact that people are unequally attractive and if you're hot you'll get paid just to be hot on film.
But you only want that to count when it benefits you.
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@Goodtweet_man
I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on this one that what they mean is that it was a bus specifically going on some type of Easter retreat.
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@RepThomasMassie
I'm in my mid-30s and I'm still fairly certain I will not in my life own a vehicle made after 2026.
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@greentexts_bot
dir sir,
you're living in a country where the only reason they consider you a human being is because we make them
so reconsidering your choice to live in east asia is advisable
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@greentexts_bot
it gets better anon
if you work really hard
one day you can post racist things on the internet like me
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@greentexts_bot
Holy shit dude some of us just like to smoke it on a Friday night to unwind because we can't drink anymore.
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@lporiginalg
"Diversity is a strength for Europe that's why we nonstop post nothing but black and half black people."
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@tragicbirdapp
Like, not only is this friend zoning. Posting this publicly is being done specifically so that she can signal to some other guy that's she's down to fuck.
Run away, bro. Like run away from home and start a new life.
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@ampol_moment
UAW is the United Auto Workers union. The fact that they poured hundreds of millions of dollars of member dues into NASCAR sponsorship for no apparent reason is a crazy political story in and of itself.
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@dialectical_p
@plzbepatient
I am thankful that I live in a state with so much farmland, that favors absentee land ownership.
Unless they've lived and voluntarily paid taxes on a piece of property for 15 consecutive years, squatters have no rights and effectively no status at all in Kansas.
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@reddit_lies
"Christian Shaira Law" meaning like how we lived in the 1980s when everyone was happier.
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@reddit_lies
Lol, just saying that NBC is biased is not the same thing as a president "attacking the free press."
Attacking "a" free press outlet is not the same as attacking "the" free press.
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@iCANTTKUSRIUSLY
@PicturesFoIder
Yeah I don't understand how this is even a "who's at fault" video. Clearly the motorcycle.
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@reddit_lies
I also hope that one day I can buy and sell you for a few hundred bucks with no questions asked.
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@ClownWorld_
I'm just glad it wasn't a horrific leg injury. There's a 50/50 chance with a tiktok clip starting with a leg press machine.
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@greentexts_bot
When you're applying for a job, you don't turn down your other offers until you've started or you're *sure, sure* that you're going with one of them.
Companies do the same thing when hiring someone.
Sometimes this gives the impression that they don't bother to send rejections.
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@historyinmemes
@BullyMaus
I find your claim that a cartoon made in 1933 incorporated scenes from a movie made in 1980 to be highly dubious.
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@MarmotRespecter
I used to get headaches all the time too when I was a kid.
Tell her to try becoming an alcoholic for a decade then quitting due to severe liver damage. That seemed to work for me.
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