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@CentipedeMouse
Gunton Blurpus
2 months
Bless This Mess tackles Ari Aster's BEAU IS AFRAID, a strange and divisive film, a great big bubbling cauldon of mommy issues and many other things besides. Who was on board? Who was off-board? What's in the attic? And so on - tune in to find out!. Link in reply.
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Gunton Blurpus
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Andor S2's "Welcome to the Rebellion" is a marked improvement on what's come before, but it also makes me think that the season basically could have started with a rewrite of "Who Are You?". The buildup is *kinda* interesting, but only kinda.
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Gunton Blurpus
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RT @not_so_gratian: Calling Liz a religious fanatic is kind of how right wingers called Biden a communist; you just have to beg such people….
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Gunton Blurpus
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RT @Heurisk0: My long-running theory, for which I need to write a longer post, is that boys must be raised and educated differently. Males….
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Gunton Blurpus
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The etymology of "panegyric" should be "that which makes the bread spin".
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Gunton Blurpus
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RT @IrenaPumices: in the original Hellraiser (1987), an American man moves to an Englishman's idea of an American's idea of England with hi….
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Gunton Blurpus
16 hours
It's because he's pregnant.
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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‘The Cat in the Hat’ has been delayed nearly 9 months to November 6, 2026
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Gunton Blurpus
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The first stat is depressing, but OTOH, what's the point of tracking "who reads to children" if you're polling literally everybody, irrespective of whether or not they actually have or work with small children themselves.
@peterfrankopan
Peter Frankopan
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I dont know what's more depressing: the fact that reading for pleasure has fallen by 40% in the US in the last 20 years - or that 2% of adults seem read with children
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Gunton Blurpus
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RT @JacobAShell: Hadn't listened to Joe Rogan in ages. Figured I'd check out interview with "Ancient History Youtuber." 10 minutes in the….
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Gunton Blurpus
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Feels like this had been in the cards for years, but the timeline has been accelerated. UChicago is probably merely ahead of the curve. Less-elite institutions are gonna follow suit because of population curve, political climate, and attendant drop in foreign student enrollment.
@TheoKnights
Theo Knights
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The dean has now decided to pause PhD admissions to all Humanities Division departments (with a few exceptions)…
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@CentipedeMouse
Gunton Blurpus
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Ultimately my issue is that S1 was a collection of fun yarns like a club remix of Battle of Algiers, but then the showrunners et al. got high on their own supply. It doesn't help that the "fomented insurrection" plot undermines itself at every turn - nothing anybody does matters.
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Gunton Blurpus
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It's a well-mounted production with good acting. It has some good bits. Ghorman is a lovely world, and I love how the Ghor language is a conlang modeled after the sounds of French. A hotel clerk makes a solid impression. Dedra and Syril are interesting characters who deserve more.
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Gunton Blurpus
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This would be fine if the tone was more brisk. I do not walk away from Andor S2 confident that Tony Gilroy understands the world any better than Tom Clancy, but it's absurd to imagine a Jack Ryan style story with this tone of "epic slowed down Casablanca 'La Marseillaise' scene".
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Gunton Blurpus
21 hours
"Mining equipment? Clearly that means the entire planet is going to explode" is his sudden reaction, with theoretically tragic results. His logical leap is a feat of inductive reasoning only possible for those who have already read the script.
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Gunton Blurpus
21 hours
Well, it's not clear if you think about it too much. (I don't suggest doing this.) Anyway, at a critical moment, the most interesting character, an Imperial double agent, suddenly and totally apprehends what is happening because he hears about mining equipment being unloaded.
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Gunton Blurpus
21 hours
We learn early on that a planet possesses an exotic valuable mineral in its crust that can only be mined through impossibly destructive techniques. The Empire has been planning for years to extract it, collapsing the planet. The plan is to foment insurrection as an excuse. to. .
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Gunton Blurpus
21 hours
Characters spend so much time doing nothing that when things finally do happen, not only does it feel rushed, but characters sometimes seemingly use psychic abilities to instantly learn plot points that the audience already knows.
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Gunton Blurpus
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The pacing is terrible. Following the Ideal Gas Law, the story leisurely spreads out to fill its 12(!) episodes, but nobody's stirred it, like dumping instant cocoa into almost-warm-enough milk, there are chunks with dry powder still inside.
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Gunton Blurpus
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Andor S2 is tolerable, but it's slow, and it suffers from comical self-reverence. Would have been better at a third the length, with a tone more in keeping with, say, Robert Ludlum. It's scarcely as deep as a Bourne movie.
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Gunton Blurpus
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Gunton Blurpus
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RT @nemo_patiens: Manul morning.
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