Gourmet Spud
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I'd be the Ken Jennings of Wheel of Fortune if they'd just cut me loose.
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Love when the IT person asks if I've tried re-starting my computer, and I tell them 'yes'. I can feel their respect for me increasing - we're not quite equals, but I'm no common rube.
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He’s the one in the back.
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Madison Cawthorn must be like “they’ve got maybe 11, 12 videos left, tops. I can outlast them”.
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When you see the old guy leaving the gym shower.
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“Hello Shohei. If you are watching this, it means I am dead…”
The Dodgers held onto a special video from Kobe Bryant that helped them seal the signing of Shohei Ohtani.
@LakersSBN
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Oh you think it’s funny do you?? You think it’s funny to picture him pancaked on Scheffler’s hood, screaming his lungs out while the car drives 7 miles an hour for 15 feet???
🚨BREAKING🚨
The police officer who arrested Scottie Scheffler.
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Accidentally sent my daughter to a Christian summer camp, which we just realized on the car ride home.
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@desmostylia
I don't know what kind of animal that is, but it's certainly not one of God's creatures.
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Bobby Bonilla and Ohtani on way to pick up their 2033 pay checks.
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OBAMA: *at state funeral* Bo was a true First Dog. He never attacked an aide, or snapped at a visiting dignitary...
BIDEN: *silently mouthing* what the fuck...
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Speaking of fast food, one of the great pandemic threads I can’t find was Burger King encouraging customers to buy from their competitors to support the industry, and a bunch of replies saying “McDonald’s fan here - respect” and “Subway fan here - thanks for saying this”
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Honestly can’t stand this guy and wish they would stop trying to make him the new Barkley or Shaq.
“It’s actually not set up for us to be wealthy after we’re done playing.”
-Draymond Green on the NBA’s fines 👀💰
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Still maybe the funniest exchange in the history of this site.
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Succession was the second best HBO series finale Alexander Skarsgard has been in: he was the grown version of Kenny’s son in the Eastbound and Down finale.
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MANAGER: So what next?
LOUIS CK: Maybe send me overseas where I can earn quietly but stay out of the news?
MANAGER: Leave it with me.
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Space Jam 2 was offensively bad. It has impacted my view of LeBron James’ legacy not only as a basketball player, but as a father and a man. Kids enjoyed it.
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Standout track for me on new Taylor Swift is "Kelce Bet The Under on Himself for Receiving Yards in November Loss to Eagles (Please Look Into This)".
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Every single Norm video people are sharing is one of the funniest things you'll ever see.
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Texting with our friends (we sent our daughters together)
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You can tell they were worried because he put the formal sleeves on the tank top.
"I can see exactly why Jimmy Kimmel felt the way he felt, especially with his position. But I think Aaron was just trying to talk shit."
Pat McAfee opens his show by responding to the fallout and threats of legal action coming out of his Tuesday interview with Aaron Rodgers
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Clippers gave up a lot, but that’s the cost of obtaining Harden’s stable leadership and playoff resume.
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“We mean the Nashville kind, everyone! The Nashville kind!”
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George Santos is being punished for simply having the adventure of a lifetime.
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Just as I suspected: the Warriors are nothing without Steph Curry, Klay Thompson, Andrew Wiggins, Andre Iguodala and Draymond Green.
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I don’t want to put too much pressure on Bronny James, but he better be as good as his father is, immediately.
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The Raptors will very likely lose tonight and it will be a wrap on a very, very fun and promising season.
But if they win? The chaos. My God, the chaos...
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Got a tough Wordle today pretty easily. Just another feather in my map.
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"And that goes for any other actors who famously shot and killed someone, if any come to mind."
Alec Baldwin wants Robert Blake to be remembered for his acting, not "legal entanglements":
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The Eras poster looks like she is farting into a microphone.
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*at drive thru at 9 pm, things not going so great* one Tim Horton’s pizza please.
Tim Hortons launches pizza nationally in bid to ‘stretch the brand’ to afternoon, evening customers
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She puts up 26 which is as much as anyone but Steph got all night and Kenny Smith immediately talks about how they should move the lines in for her. He is so shitty at All-Star weekend and has been forever.
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ARRESTING OFFICER (GARRET DILLAHUNT): Chief, we just arrested a man outside Valhalla.
CHIEF (TOMMY LEE JONES): I'm having breakfast, Wendell.
OFFICER: He's the number one golfer in the world.
CHIEF: (deep sigh): You mind putting this coffee in a thermos for me, darling.
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The original tweet versus how it’s going in the replies.
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My favorite thing in the whole kitchen. So many uses, and a pleasure to wash and dry. A true unsung hero.
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AOC saying she attended the gala to help "kick open doors" has inspired me to tell my wife that it's important I go on this boys' golf weekend so "our kids have role models for adult male friendships". Here goes nothing.
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Deep down, every golfer wants to hit a ball that kills a fan.
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Don’t feel sorry for Rodgers. He is going to spend the offseason continuing to think for himself. HE feels sorry for YOU!
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There was a time, not so long ago, where if you were caught saying something like this in *private* your political career would be over.
Gaetz: "Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb."
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If you have the balls to order UberEats today in Toronto the minimum tip is 200%.
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Elon Musk basically got obsessed with Twitter, bought it as a hilarious "own", realized how horrible an idea that was, got sued and forced to buy it, liquidated billions to finance it, and will bankrupt it within a month. Not any more complex than the whims of a rich idiot.
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This is, without exaggeration, one of the coolest things a baseball player has ever done.
RANDY AROZARENA BRINGS ONE BACK THIS MAN IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL
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It was the fast food version of rival gang members showing up to Nipsy Hussle’s funeral.
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Teacher’s comment after my son gave himself his own mark on the test.
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At this point you’d be crazy NOT to let this guy put a chip in your brain.
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Would be so funny if the camera panned back and he was talking to a bunch of 5 year olds.
James Harden: “Daryl Morey is a liar and I will never be a part of an organization that he’s a part of. Let me say that again: Daryl Morey is a liar and I will never be a part of an organization that he’s a part of.”
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Sources tell me that the Blue Jays had "come to suspect" during free agency that Ohtani had a serious gambling addiction, and this was why they made an elaborate arrangement to avoid signing him in a fashion that would humiliate both the franchise and its fans.
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Antonio just got cast in ITYSL season 4.
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Takes a real man to admit his mistakes. Class move.
Bill Gates admits meetings with Jeffrey Epstein were a "huge mistake"
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That’s no ordinary “fan” - that’s Celtics legend Kevin Garnett!
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Now we can move the MVP conversation back to where it always belonged - Joe Flacco.
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I am getting unreasonable about Scottie Barnes’s ceiling.
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Aaron Rodgers 'Didn't Expect' Negative Response to Vaccination Statements, Is 'Very Unhappy': Source
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Sources tell me the grievance is “very likely” to succeed, and the Sixers will be awarded a 2-0 series lead.
The 76ers plan to file a grievance with the NBA over the officiating across the first two games of this series, a team spokesperson told ESPN.
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It is so funny. We are scouring the website and in retrospect there were a few signs.
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Knocked on a new co-worker’s door to introduce myself today. He was in the middle of eating dill pickle chips. The office smelled of it, his hands were full of crumbs, and he knew it. Caught him in a weakened state and now I forever have the upper hand.
#Business101
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I can’t figure out where the shorts end?
Wilt Chamberlain jogging through the streets of Yorkville, Canada, on his 50th Birthday. (1986)
Around that same time, he was offered $362K by the Nets to play for seven games.
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"Thanks, but not what I asked."
Doctors said after Damar Hamlin awakened last night, he asked in writing who won the game. Doctors told him: “Yes, you won. You’ve won the game of life.”
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Never seen this video before and it is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
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Home for Thanksgiving, checking out the Alex Trebek mural at his old high school.
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MY 5 YEAR OLD: Michael (classmate) broke his arm.
MY WIFE: Oh no! I’m going to text his mom!
5 YEAR OLD: She already knows.
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"My 20s were wild, man. Frats. Rec sports. Oh, I was also weaponized by Dave Portnoy to send violent, threatening emails to women journalists who did any reporting on what an objectively horrible human he is. You know, kid shit. Anyway, my passion for investment banking stems..."
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What a story. Jesus.
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It's really just unfathomably sad and horrible that the ultimate result of Sandy Hook and Parkland wasn't politicians passing massive gun control, but conspiracy theorists who attacked student victims getting rewarded with election to Congress.
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"...and Frasier is just the latest example! Not everything needs to be re-booted! When was the last time you re-watched Arrested Development season 4? Are we truly out of new ideas?..."
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This is a terrible thing to say about your child, but my four year old is simply a messy bitch who lives for drama.
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Joey Chestnut is trapped in a hell of his own making, a prison only he will ever fully understand.
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Just loose coffee now.
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No Canadian anthem all-star controversy will ever compare to the Canadian tenor adding “all lives matter” to the lyrics, one of the funniest things in the history of sports.
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“Could a complete idiot do THIS?”
*throws perfect spiral*
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Doogie Hoser.
Ottawa girl set to become the youngest university graduate in Canadian history
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