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@jtothet
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π of Dad Jokes | Punnier than most | Nerd in the tweets, same on the streets | Nachos | Not funny
Between Heaven and Hell.
Joined March 2009
Garbage puns are super trashy and I refuse to dump one here. Just throwing that out there.
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RT @wildethingy: I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.
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RT @HighlyIngenious: I keep an emotional support peanut butter & jelly sandwich on me at all times.
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Them: You really need to stop telling so many corny jokes. Me: What are you gonna do,. call the crops?.
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I made myself a pair of pants made entirely of spider web silk. They turned out great, except. The fly keeps getting stuck.
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RT @simoncholland: Didnβt feel like I got enough attention at home this week so I guess I will go to a restaurant and order fajitas.
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I stole a tiny bottle of alcohol at the liquor store. Almost got caught, it was a little whiskey.
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I think there's a ghost in my house. Do I feed it? How many times a day does it need to be walked? Do I take it to the vet or an exorcist?.
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RT @GraniteDhuine: If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I'll say no.
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