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Crazy Stalker Mom

@texasstalkermom

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My kids think I'm crazy and I like it that way... I stalk, I creep and I am always watching. https://t.co/Z30S2NvCKz

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Crazy Stalker Mom

@texasstalkermom

22 days

Establish dominance by biting first.

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Give me banter or give me death.

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Crazy Stalker Mom

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RT @herprettybones: I laugh at myself more than anyone ever could, so idgaf what you think about me.

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RT @DaddyJew: Them: it’s all in your head. Me: all i have is what’s in my head so. .

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RT @WineMummy: I’m only here for the hot and funny people like me.

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RT @ralph_maple: I figure people that retweet me are doing it out of rage.

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RT @abstrakti0ns: Life is a violent experience.

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RT @barrel_rolls: “where have you been?”. lost in the music.

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Daughter: What do you think all of this traffic is from? . Me: Stupidity.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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RT @CruisinSoozan: I just wanna feel chosen and not tolerated.

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RT @ralph_maple: I spend too much of my day trying to keep things from running away.

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RT @RiderofWolves: I'd let you have me but trust me when I say, you'd give me back.

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RT @earth2paigey: it’s just the vibes, babe.

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RT @mistrustme1: Today I return to my regularly scheduled programming, unhinged, overly caffeinated, and tragically hot in the wrong lighti….

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RT @dreadheadmonk: too many sparks not enough fire.

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RT @mamaLo_xo: it doesn’t need to be loud to be felt in every bone.

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RT @ehhJax: It was you I was thinking of.

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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RT @MidwestFantasy: Somewhere there’s a rainbow.

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RT @melissabroder: my type is imaginary.

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