
Jake Thompson
@jthomps72
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Vol Twitter Attorney, Neurospicy/ADHD. Vols, Celtic FC, Scotland, LFC, Kings, Yanks, Titans, & Avs. Love Fallout, Total War, Elder Scrolls, LotR.
Joined April 2010
@IsabellaMDeLuca I don’t understand how people can square thinking like this but also getting Botox and fillers… Presumably if you’re against putting stuff into your body like seed oil and vaccines then why would you put filler or Botox?.
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@goddammitsarah I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed
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@axios @mikeallen Didn’t Michelle Obama already try this and like half the country revolted against it.
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@AltHistCody For anyone who’s genuinely confused about this… The book ends in exactly the same spot. The show ended. There is no more material. They are going to be making it up as they go and we all know how well that worked for Game of Thrones.
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@JerusalemDemsas Listen this is the woman who gave $50,000 in a shoebox to the “cia agent” she had been talking to for months… Don’t listen to her.
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@PatrickDane I’m literally following nearly every gaming journalist and publication I can think of and I have never heard a single word about this game. Zero. Not a single solitary piece of information. That should tell you something.
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@questionableway Listen, if blood wasn't spilled and slavery wasn't used to obtain them. is it really a good diamond? (Note I do not believe this, but shew a lot of people do).
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@tractor_owner Even the synagogues in the south (pictured Savannah) is basically the same looking as any church in the area.
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@_evFM I don’t know, man… As the child of divorced parents, I would much rather them have been divorced than been together and hated each other and every moment they spent together and had a toxic home environment.
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@Cernovich Yall do know it’s so the noise from the jacket flapping in the wind doesn’t overtake the audio from his mic right? Like it’s standard broadcast tv stuff???.
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@opinonhaver Like I bet you most of us even the most non-religious among us watched VeggieTales… that is a Christian piece of media that has near universal reach and appeal. It’s possible they just need to start making better stuff.
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@KaiserBeamz Are you telling me a rotoscoped Cab Calloway as a clown/ghost is not cinema because buddy I’m telling you it absolutely is
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@Vol_Football had Neyland Stadium rocking Saturday. Here’s unedited pure sound from my balcony on Alabama’s last drive. A wall of noise, Vols fans, y’all rock, we rock. Tennessee is all the way back
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@RossKneeDeep I see 3 reasons. 1, lotta commercial real estate sitting empty that they have to justify. 2, there’s an entire marketplace of secondary businesses that are failing like restaurants and whatever near offices. 3, an entire middle management class that is useless with WFH completely.
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@theACC @katieledecky @GoStanford @stanfordwswim @NCAA This is some of the worst stolen valor I’ve ever seen. The Pac 12 didn’t die for this.
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@WorldWideWob The hopelessness I felt watching Steph Cook my team for 50 and knowing not a damn thing they could do about it was humbling and awful.
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@JennyENicholson Jenny, that pole has a family. If you don’t stop, it’s going to hire legal representation and sue you for defamation. That pole did nothing wrong.
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@screenrant The fact that your head of Star Wars content specifically mentioned that he did not watch the Jenny Nicholson video because it was too long before approving this article tells me everything I need to know about this article, as in no….it holds 0 validity to me.
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@emilykmay OK, run with me on this one Emily… You’re born and raised and live in the south south right? North Carolina, yeah? Feels like Southern marriages are pressured to be earlier in life and seem to end in more divorce because you’re not a fully formed adult getting married at 21.
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@PeteThamel Attorney here… I don’t think it takes a rocket scientist, though or an attorney to understand that you need to get every single thing like this in writing signed before you can consider it something that is definite. Don’t rely on verbal contracts.
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@JennyENicholson That my name is legally Jacob but I go by Jake has tripped up so many of these verification systems. I mean Venmo banned me once for it and I had to threaten legal action to get it unbanned and I lost an entire Instagram account because Meta just wouldn’t accept my ID.
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@Dexerto As a real life attorney… And giant video game nerd. I will say this is complicated. There’s probably is an NDA from the twitch settlement so neither side can speak on it publicly. However, it appears enough evidence was discovered to terminate the relationship, but not tell us.
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@I_AM_WILDCAT Also, just because it only technically gets hot enough to need it 10 days a year…doesn’t mean once you get a taste of that cold cold freedom, you won’t keep the ac blasting damn near all the time. The meat locker home is a glorious thing.
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@AltHistCody Oh yes, the South Carolina flag, which… Checks notes… Dates back to 1775? Sigh lol.
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@AltHistCody 1000000% real. Can confirm, saw it last night in theaters. This person is never explained. No clue where it came from or what its purpose is.
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@displacedkraut Love how it’s called the $1 $2 $3 menu and not a single item is under 2 lol. A small fry for 2.49 gtfo
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@Dexerto How dare you leave out Frank West, and the best zombie game ever made, Dead Rising
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@DeMickyD I just like to imagine they find the 25 ebony cuirasses or glass helmets that I looted, and then unceremoniously dropped in the middle of the Cyrodillic countryside and just think “free loot” and here we are.
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@justinc_99 Yeah, I’m going with the devil named Curry from now until the end of time for him.
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@souljagoytellem Wait till they get a hold of how weird, fancy dressing, quirky, and just generally strange George Patton was
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@kgurlll OK, but how many minutes was the lol sorry after the initial question did he immediately recognize what he had done or did it take him 10 or 15 minutes of you not answering.
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@YahooSports @IowaAwesome He is a cornerback. Cornerbacks are peacocks. This is exactly the type of behavior I want from my cornerback.
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@CollegeGameDay @RealChalamet Honestly if it’s true Ball knowledge that’s incredible but even if it’s just acting that’s pretty damn good acting by him. Either way I have new respect for him.
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@AFilmKid This might be controversial, but I miss filler episodes. Some of my favorite episodes of some of my favorite shows like Seinfeld or American Dad or King of the Hill have episodes that actually do nothing to progress any story, and they are great. Lowstakes, easy to watch.
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@JennyENicholson If they’re not offering you significant compensation for this, I might look into lawyering up. It would be extremely unreasonable for them to just only treat your stuff and not give you a significant amount of compensation for something that medically dangerous.
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@TheKanehB Not a single bit of this is true y’all gotta get your head out of the conspiracy theory gutter and really really think about what Occam‘s razor is. Literally none of this is true and where in the hell would you even think this is true like why?.
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@AltHistCody Hey my cousin wrote this game… Or at least was one of the lead writers on it and I think the Italian campaign has a character named after my great grandfather so I wholly endorse this take.
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@LateKickJosh Hello it’s us! Tennessee. We’re already the most insufferable and we’re not even back to elite yet.
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@TheTumboy The fact that he asks about what the exit wound looks like and where it is and I believe you remark something about his liver… He knew he was dead as soon as they opened up the wound. Terrifying.
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@hunterisdunn They didn’t even have to watch the full video to get to the part where she talks about this. It’s like 20 minutes in at most….
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@CFBONFOX Deion my man I hate to tell you, but people have been attacking college players as long as there’s been college athletics….
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@espn_macmahon So their solution was to trade for checks notes… Anthony Davis who… Check notes again… Is perpetually injured? Make it make sense.
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@kevinwildes Look up Luxotica and the absolute chokehold they have on the luxury eyewear market… do you wanna talk about a monopoly…shew.
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@DailyMirror This is Knoxville, TN the next few days with somewhere between 80 and 100% humidity… I beg for the weather that England is getting
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@TodayInSportsCo @SOGFootball How dare you leave out this masterpiece. The Replacements rocked lol
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@rodger They topped it today. Even better.
Charles Barkley apologizes to Beyonce's mom for trashing Galveston . Immediately mocks Galveston again . "That water is so dirty I'd rather go to San Antonio with those big ole' women" .
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@_fabeany_ Pretty sure I managed to get through undergrad, graduate school, and law school by using this exact method. Super short bursts of mega focus but man summers and winter breaks I was mentally dead inside.
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@am_yers It was way early in the lifecycle of this tweet when I saw it first and what in the holy fuck has happened to since lol some of these replies are straight up insane.
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@Foxworth24 Didn’t even break stride, vocal tone remained unchanged no thought right out with it… Elite burn delivery right there. God if he was this smooth on the field trash talking then shew lord.
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