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General Secretary of the Wokeische Einheitspartei @harrisnnss
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joe biden pardoning his son is something i could imagine giving a shit about in the universe where we didn’t elect a felon rapist.
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and god said spare the rapist that bullet, and send it directly to the brave firefighter.
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euros telling me wine in a box is weird and trashy meanwhile they’re selling it by the hawaiian-punch.
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we always talk about the chronically online but what are some chronically offline things? like approving of hillary clinton or watching The Voice.
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Guy who thinks there are Wendy’s employees in the back squeezing fresh lemons and blending strawberries in a nutribullet.
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did he face app his wife 🤨.
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🚨🇮🇱NEW: Former Israeli President Reuven Rivlin has said that relations between Israel and Queen Elizabeth II were “difficult” because she believed that every (Israeli) was either a terrorist or a son of a terrorist. [@TimesofIsrael].
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girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.
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most goated region on planet earth u can’t change my mind
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oh cmon they’re just trolling now. this cop had TWO phones out
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Why does democract have the word demon in it.
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your american dream vs my american dream
‘New Urbanists’ Want To Bulldoze The Suburban American Dream.
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bro we had a crisis and he told us to drink bleach 😭.
"(X) best describes. ". Has the right temperament: Harris +13.Normal: Harris + 11.Honest/Trustworthy: Harris +11.Cares about people like me: Harris +5.Can bring about needed change: Harris +2. Good at managing a crisis: Tied. Strong leader: Trump +1.Gets things done: Trump +2
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ideal house / ideal car
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oh you cannot be fucking serious.
Taking credit for the infrastructure and jobs act they tried to destroy.
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Map of Ohio using ethnically drawn borders instead of those drawn by imperial powers
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@BaldlySpeaking he has still been convicted of felonies they just delayed sentencing 4 years.
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what is the next democratic president supposed to do with all the unqualified maga apparatchiks in the civil service.
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well it’s what the german ones did
The American Left is so funny because they’re like “My main goal is to defeat fascism, I will achieve this with not voting for the moderate and letting the fascist win”.
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@nykyt0sha no because the brits will never give up their weird national pride for that plug.
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everytime i see the inside of the oval i am blown away by how tacky he has made it. but at least that was all inside.
Trump’s making a big change to the White House grounds — and says he’ll pay for it himself.
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describe a marijuana yes/abortion no voter.
BREAKING NEWS: It's official — recreational marijuana will be on the Ohio ballot this November. This means both abortion rights and weed will be voted on in just two months. ⬇️@WEWS @WCPO @OhioCapJournal
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POV: 2026 is fair and pro democracy maps are adopted
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they’re doing this so you ignore everything else
McBride, a biological male, does not get a say in women's private spaces.
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wow southerners really liked goldwater's social security plan
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STOP! before you comment what thing i missed or got wrong, i did this in 5 minutes, drunk, from memory, and with a dozen people screaming in my ear. it is not that serious.
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she’s on the trump axis of being evil and really really funny at the same time.
Giorgia Meloni on top eye-rolling form as leaders at the @Nato summit wait for Stoltenberg and Biden to arrive for today's first session
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so kamala should probably do some rallies in ohio.
#NEW @Rasmussen_Poll/@NumbersUSA Poll:. OHIO.Trump 51% (+7).Harris 44%. ARIZONA.Trump 47% (+2).Harris 45%. PENNSYLVANIA.Trump 47% (+1).Harris 46%. MICHIGAN.Harris 48% (+1).Trump 47%. LV, 8/13-17.
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i’m old enough to remember when brits coming to america to help in the election was foreign interference (two weeks ago).
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just got two republicans in the bar to vote for sherrod.
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Ernst Röhm:.
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computer, enhance
The US is falling badly behind the rest of North America for rapid transit ridership, it only has 3 of the top 10 highest ridership systems on the continent despite being the richest country in the world
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quite literally german communists were totally fine with hitler coming to power because he would “expose the evil of capitalism for everyone to see.” history can be fun and relevant sometimes.
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this has and always will strike me with the same emotions as a swastika and what a shame we don’t treat it like that. too many apologists for it.
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if that was me there would be a crack pipe!.
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to everyone saying shit like “take out ohio, west virginia, indiana” this region has historically been one highly productive and dynamic economy that built this continent and saved the world. Ur mad!
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the conductor just punched a bunch of holes in my ticket oh my god what century am i in
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false
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dragged a wisconsinite to the ohio valley please clap
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@GrapsMaster i’ve always thought biden was morally decrepit. at least the love he shows for his son proves there’s something alive in there.
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