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Jeff Needles

@jsneedles

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I make stuff, like @aggregationsio & @htmlcsstoimage i used to do data things for @epicgames and @whatnot

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Joined May 2008
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
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TBH I’ve met some brilliant engineers from big co, but they were EARLY there. Those who have no other experience cant cope in day to day eng. It’s not their fault. Meta, Google, etc have solved so many things with internal tools, observably, etc. Startups need scrappy.
@GergelyOrosz
Gergely Orosz
2 days
From a CTO at a startup: "We interview devs by giving them a task to build an app on the spot, from scratch (2x BE endpoints, some frontend.) They can use AI, ofc - and we dig into why they did this or that. What is surprising: 14/15 devs from Meta failed this screening."
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
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First time I’ve seen this 👀🛰️ iOS is cool.
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@AvgDatabaseCEO
Average Database CEO
2 days
They can’t stay up and they can’t go down. Seriously what is wrong with Neon?
@koslib
Kostas Livieratos
2 days
In the last 4-5 days I've noticed my @neondatabase usage to be extremely higher than normal, like x20 higher. No sudden traffic changes or no other significant changes across 3 projects. The DBs are not even scaling down automatically after inactivity. Is it just me, or?
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@QuinnyPig
Corey Quinn
2 days
For context, this company with no product or revenue is worth about the same as Delta Airlines—if they bought Southwest Airlines. This is beyond absurd.
@shiringhaffary
Shirin Ghaffary
3 days
NEW: Mira Murati's startup Thinking Machines Lab is in early talks to raise a new round of funding at a valuation of roughly $50 billion, more than 4x valuation from a few months ago. w/ @EdLudlow https://t.co/W67trhGKOE
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
2 days
Finally, i feel seen.
@samlambert
Sam Lambert
2 days
@jsneedles you are a troll Jeff
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
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Local History on @jetbrains products is the best thing ever and just saved me a lot of headache. Thank you for existing.
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
2 days
“Just make it work.”
@Cloudflare
Cloudflare
2 days
What's a piece of tech advice you were given early in your career that you still use or value today? #CloudflareChat
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
2 days
This is the right answer.
@jackfriks
jack friks
3 days
@timgedenk i don’t need that much money nor do i want to be responsible for delivering share holder value over customer value
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
3 days
More respect for those that CAN and do not.
@mscccc
Mike Coutermarsh
3 days
Respect to those that check this box.
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@t4fita_
Tafita
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@krishdotdev UDP in one pic
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
4 days
Most breaking changes in 5 years. Still only took 10 minutes. I love #dotnet
@nickchapsas
Nick Chapsas
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Upgrading the entire Dometrain stack to .NET 10 took 10 minutes. By far the most breaking changes I've experienced after .NET 5's release.
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
4 days
This is like redis over http nonsense.
@samlambert
Sam Lambert
5 days
"distributed SQL" propaganda has messed with the industry so badly. Today I spoke to someone who is using one of the leading distributed SQL databases and their reads are 200ms. What has the world come to? that 2 orders of magnitude slower than any non-distributed database.
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
5 days
Resumes today be like….. - Founder & CEO, Info Products Co. (Wrote a tweet thread with some links) - Research Analyst, AI assistants (Helped my grandma with a Siri bug) - Low Code DevOps Engineer (I tried Zapier but gave up bc too complicated)
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
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🚨 GTFO. This is absurd. People r the worst.
@SWENGDAD
normie macdonald
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If I made $700k per year my wife's only job would be to pick which BMW SUV she wants to drive every year
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
5 days
I haven’t used a designer like this in yearrrrrs. I miss it. Will have to give this a try!
@UnoPlatform
Uno Platform
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ANNOUNCING: Uno Platform Studio 2.0 - with AI! ✅MCP ✅App MCP ✅Hot Design Agent (Preview) - NO CREDIT LIMITS Be in control and build cross-platform .NET applications with Code + Designer + Agent. https://t.co/6xT5wP0dps #dotNETConf #AI
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
5 days
S tier kitchen gadget right here. I’ve got 2 in diff colors for diff oils.
@rickasaurus
Rick
5 days
This is my avocado oil sprayer, the best new kitchen enhancement this year. I’m spraying oil left and right these days.
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
5 days
Unifi WifiMan is so fantastic. VPN to my house, not only do i get “local” treatment for streaming services - i don’t get pesky re-authorize requests because most sites just see me as being home. Also, free / built into my router. Highly recommend!
@levelsio
@levelsio
5 days
💯 Only valid reason to use a VPN is to change your IP location for sites that block countries
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
6 days
Another cool aspect of this architecture: We tolerate failures super well. Obviously the ingest layer is fallible, but also the simplest. Once we have a file on R2, we can re-ingest it, re-queue it, etc. Also, if for whatever reason we have errors in parsing, a separate
@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
7 days
Started working with a client this spring to build them a *simple* data pipeline. Video game, very popular. 0 data before this. 1 analyst querying data. Initial scale up: - 30m events per day to 250 to 500 over the course of 2 weeks with a bug fix release in the middle.
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@davidfowl
David Fowler
5 days
New swag alert 🤣 #aspire @aspiredotdev
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@jsneedles
Jeff Needles
6 days
This all started with people buying burritos with installment plans.
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