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CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth.

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@AvgDatabaseCEO
Average Database CEO
10 months
Ohh husbant. You founded a database company and sell each database for less than it costs to run it. Now we are homeless
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“I’m a database startup fan” don’t even talk to me if you don’t know the names of Sam’s dogs.
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@AvgDatabaseCEO
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19 hours
Accurate.
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Matt O’Chondria
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@AvgDatabaseCEO We’ve conducted this experiment where we removed bullying from high school. It has failed. The antisocial and arrogant nerds became emboldened, and launched database startups with no chance of success. This has had an untold negative impact on our economy and society.
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@AvgDatabaseCEO
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I have some of the most self important database CEOs in Silicon Valley coming after me behind the scenes. Literally the least intimidating little nerds you’ve ever seen. I have three words for you. GFY.
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“Neon scales".- Person who has never scaled anything.
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we've had a customer ramp up to a sustained 4M QPS on AvgDB Metal and their p99.9 is never more than 8ms.
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RT @mfts0: why are you lying @neondatabase
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5 days
The $5 VPS reply guys aren’t even correct about how much their VPS costs. It’s $4, not $5. If they are wrong by 20% on this, what else are they wrong about?
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6 days
Wow, they got “Speed” to jump over Neon’s brand new data center.
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Incredibly saddened to hear the news that people are still starting Postgres companies.
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6 days
Serious question. Why is uptime illegal in neon databases?.
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6 days
RT @chronark_: 🚨 BREAKING benchmark results:. avgDB vs TailwindCSS across key performance metrics. Surprising results. Numbers don’t lie. 📊….
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RT @jasonvanguard: @AvgDatabaseCEO no bro please
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A warning to my competitors:. If any of you even thinks to publish a benchmark that makes AvgDB look bad. I will have sex with your wife.
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9 days
Soham Parekh is Neon’s senior reliability engineer.
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9 days
RT @notjoswayski: Curious‼️
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9 days
They are on a 3 day uptime streak.
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Touring a serverless Postgres startup’s offices. It’s worse than expected
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RT @ImSh4yy: Just completed migrating from MongoDB to AvgDB. The performance gains are incredible. 🤯. The most re….
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When Sam told me about their plans for Postgres and his interest in licensing AvgDB’s storage engine. I knew our partnership would be a perfect match. It matches my priorities perfectly. 1. Get revenge on Neon for blocking me.2. Get richer.
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Sam Lambert
10 days
i am getting so many of these from people running on every vendor we benchmarked
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