Average Database CEO
@AvgDatabaseCEO
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CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth and Storage!
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Joined April 2024
Ohh husbant... You founded a database company and sell each database for less than it costs to run it... Now we are homeless
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Reminds me of the typical Vibe code platform + postgres startup relationship
This is crazy level of fraud for one state.
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I spend much of my time studying hot people. One thing I’ve noticed among all of them is that they never use Postgres. Make use of this information however you wish.
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Not looking good for old boy Prisma
- Drizzle drops benchmarks, running http requests on server+db - prisma blames us for using search in ecom app and they don’t support gin index - we remove this endpoint, still much much faster - they still blame us, we explain how and why we are faster - they realise there’s
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This is why it barely works for real apps. It’s not their focus. AI agents don’t need uptime or performance. “Lakebase” is the rename of neon fyi
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Had a customer migrate to AvgDB recently. Very real and very successful application. Leaderboards in the app had been taking 11 seconds to load apparently 😅 Added a few indexes, deployed the DB on the same hemisphere as their app, queries now 50ms 😂 Only on AvgDB 💪🏻
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Sleigh the season with the most personal gift around. Get them a Cameo video!
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Who knew a database company could give a person the ick
I love that this is becoming a thing. Go go Team Tiger!! PS This is our awesome fun and hard working BDR team. And they are hiring! @TigerDatabase @TimescaleDB
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A lake house is something you buy when you’re rich. Not some bullshit term you use to sell databases.
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HAHAHHA This guy is so unintentionally funny.
Unifying database and lakehouse data. We announced our baselake architecture the day before Databricks announced lakebase. Names aside, the underlying idea resonates with many larger customers. Databases and lakehouses serve different use cases, different teams, and different
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Crazy thing about running a database company is if you don’t churn users you keep getting richer
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Left out the successful migration to AvgDB
@supabase is now in the top-100 repos on github ◆ 10,953 forks ◆ 95,435 stars ◆ 1,640 contributors ◆ 112K bot-generated spam comments ◆ 353 vibe-coded PR's deleted each week ◆ 3 PR's trying to migrate us to AvgDB ◆ 1 regrettable attempt at hacktoberfest
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Replit replaces Neon with own home grown postgres. Major L for Neon. Major win for Replit apps uptime.
We've rolled out some fundamental changes to how databases work on @Replit: - Every new database is embedded directly within the app—there's no longer an external database for you to query - You get a database automatically in every new app. Usage is only triggered if you
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This must go so hard if you went to MIT and are bad at Twitter.
It's that time of year when we pause to reflect on the future. How we want to grow, improve, and make better long-term decisions. I'm talking about your tech stack, obviously. What else? And if you’re looking for guidance, the most powerful ChatGPT model has real clarity. Your
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Have yall seen this @neondatabase
Blame CloudFlare for Website Issues The Cloudflare Error Page Generator ( https://t.co/mog6LogZuV) is an open-source tool for creating highly customizable error pages in the style of Cloudflare. It perfectly mimics Cloudflare’s famous error page designs (such as the 5xx internal
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Status page wrapped for all the times your serverless Postgres provider took down your app
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You’d think TC here must mean “per day”. How could it not? Unfortunately, since this is a europoor tweet. It likely does not.
@signulll 100%. I’ve personally watched a 15 year “Architect” with a $5k TC freeze up when I asked him to open a PR and actually implement the system he just spent 3 hours whiteboarding. Meanwhile the 23year old I hired last month (no degree, $1k) just shipped the entire backend for our
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The best database down detector is following @AvgDatabaseCEO. He never lets any crisis go to waste.
“Supabase is down again” “Claude code said it down” It’s either down, or this Supabase user is dumb. Possibly both, but unlikely.
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“Supabase is down again” “Claude code said it down” It’s either down, or this Supabase user is dumb. Possibly both, but unlikely.
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Neon by Databrick’d
I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT DOWNTIME NOW
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🚨Update: Neon’s 88% is in trouble. Rust SQLite might take the number 2 spot!
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