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Somewhere in a 3rd world country right now there’s a little $SOL degen jumping for joy over a week’s wages airdropped for free with $WEN
Ty
@JupiterExchange
for the awesome test airdrops. <3
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@gofuckinglong
I used to do this when I doordashed lol. Had this one family that would order $200+ in food every Friday and tip 20-40%
Kept delivering for them for a while even after I stopped dashing
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@plasma_node
If every steam user spent $32 we could outbid them and it would be community owned platform
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@TheCamilleCari
I never understood the brand uniformity
If I wanna wear addidas, Nike, under armor, and new balance all at the same time that’s exactly what I’ll do
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@eddy_sarah
Most recent flight this kid was kicking my seat repeatedly. Asked the mother if she could control her child and she dead panned looked at me and said “no, I can’t” I was lowkey speechless.
So I called flight attendant and they moved me to an empty first class seat
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@SomaKazima
She said I don’t need no ghost behind me when I’m driving
Like she don’t need a ghost writer + she don’t need the Holy Ghost (Jesus take the wheel)
that’s a fucking crazy ass bar y’all probably missed it
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@cbgkiiiii
I’m sorry but as cute and sweet as this is, it will push 99% of ppl away. Idk why cause I like stuff like this but nobody else does and you will end up miserable
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@chabcharu
ADD / ADHD symptom.
We don’t get dopamine from completing tasks which is why we pick up vices + why we procrastinate
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@GreenTextRepost
This is one of the easiest ways to quit vaping. Invest in a refillable vape (not a disposable) and then slowly lower the nicotine content.
I just jumped from 50mg to 9mg to 6mg to 3mg to 1.5mg to 0mg and then you’re done
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@audiohymn
My girlfriend hung a shelf once. The shelf fell 3 days later because she just put screws in the drywall without using stud finder
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@Breads_eth
@ShitpostGate
It’s a window to the real world. You’re in a simulation right now and this meme is your only chance to return to your true real family. PASS THEM THE SALT SHAKER. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP SON WE MISS YOU. PLEASE COME BACK
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@FreckleFaceFvck
Guys who don’t know what an everything shower is have never had a girlfriend
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@Acidiccow
@wildtiktokss
He’s an engagement baiter. Any engagement, good or bad, is his goal
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@couturecrema
This was me in high school
Everyone thought I was trying to be cool and mysterious but I was just awkward 💀
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@ChickenOnSticks
@pixlflip
@SigmundSalvador
@greentexts_bot
Nah the soap def scrubbed off a lot of helpful bacteria that was probably keeping homie alive. His body had to adjust to dry skin etc etc and he was too old to adapt
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@downbadcomment
Damn she threw him an alley-oop to ask for the phone number and he still fumbled 😭
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@BleuCapone
Nah that’s expensive cause it’s shell.
If u go to the HEB gas station it’s like $2.65
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@grindfacetv
I’d do everything in my power to lace homeboys next batch of syrup with LSD, PCP, and meth.
Have him Feelin weird at first so he drink more syrup to get right but it just makes him feel even worse
That’s when I pop up at his crib and start banging on the windows like a ghost
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@HWfan1997
@RestlessGamblrr
Nah bro he probably thinking “better she get her anger out now before she do something worse”
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@Automobilarmada
@RealElliottHope
@skrari4
@JoeAlderman11
@ShitpostGate
Second one always hits different.
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@interesting_aIl
My woodshop teacher showed the class a video like this on our first day of 7th grade except the dude lost 2 fingers. Still is burned in my memory
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Today I am more than stoked to announce my joining of
@Claynosaurz
community!!
I have been wanting secure a claynosaur for about a year now, and I finally acquired the financial means to do so.
You know I had to pick up a rare one to reward myself for waiting so long!!
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@RahDope
@Whotfismick
The reality of it is you buy beers at 8am and get weird looks,
Then relax from 8am to 10am
Sleep from 10am to 6pm
Then you gotta get ready for work again.
It’s living hell
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@MajestyNatalie
@Casper123769
@ShitpostGate
They had enough footage of him to fill a 2 hour documentary and not repeat any shots.
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@rioxavier
@gofuckinglong
They would either Apple Pay me and have me order for them and wait (usually closer to 40% tip)
Or order ahead and I pickup when it’s ready (closer to 20% tip)
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@GzzUp_
@jax_blocked
@bigburgh98
You have obviously never been to Africa lmao
Native Africans are some of the most kind and caring people you will ever meet.
They will welcome you into their home, and cook you a meal. The kids will play soccer with you and teach you to dance to their favorite songs
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@tacokingX
@grindfacetv
He in their for drugging and kidnapping
Bro asked what he put in the drank like what he spiked the women with
Asked if he r**ed em too cause the charge wasn’t on the paperwork but that doesn’t mean he didn’t do it
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@AkaConstl
@TheCamilleCari
Mfs acting like they got a brand sponsorship 😭
Wear what u wanna wear lmao
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@BUNNYEXPLODER
Men are so compliment deprived these days u could
literally say anything and we’ll be happy
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@daggerandpen
@YEAROFTHEWIZARD
“Damn I used to have hair… what happened? Wait how old am I? 30? How did I become 30? …”
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@blackkingkofi
@OvOBrezzzy
Bro ain’t got no choice 10 years at T bell is better than 10 years with an unemployment gap💀💀💀
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@Chidera_Chid
@SpeedUpdates1
They don’t eat seed oils, high fructose corn syrup, or saturated fats because most of that is illegal in their country
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@josephdelong
@BAYC5511
Takes about 6-12 months to get the funds though.
Might even have to show up in court to press them to pay you.
This happened to a friend of mine and the PD ghosted him and he had to file a civil suit
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@emializh
Here are some things you can do to prevent this
Read. Audio books. Museums. Lectures. Debate clubs. Chess. Improv. Crosswords. Sudoku. Learn a skill. Learn an instrument. Read the dictionary. Watch Documentaries. Research things. Write stories, books, poems, songs…
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@VeeFaux
@ShitpostGate
Cause u can’t say “ya I was in the middle of robbing this guy… then he robbed me!! Arrest him!”
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@Zhane_Star
Then they ate from the fruit of knowledge and became ashamed of their nakedness. They covered themselves with leaves and hid from God.
God still didn’t care. It was Adam and Eve who learned to care by gaining knowledge.
Ignorance is bliss.
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@KartleKartle
@RestlessGamblrr
Definitely but I been in this same situation with a dude tryna rob me. I was sitting on bed and he stood over and started beating. All u gotta do is just tuck ur head and put ur arms up til they get tired and then kick em in the chest
If we wanted to defend himself he would’ve.
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@antivandalism
@BRANDIVICT0RIA
@OfParton
@realtonyk26
@Greg_Kibby
@CrazyVideosOnly
Porn addiction. Not testosterone.
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@Thicc_Enbee
@eddy_sarah
Wasn’t honesty was pettiness. She easily could’ve told him to stop. She didn’t even try
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I'll be totally honest. If you're not in
@Claynosaurz
right now it's because you're either fucking caplacent or uneducated. If either of those are true, reach out to me. l want to save you. There are those who own Claynos and those who don't. And I'm begging you to be the former
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