Chasing gavin with my car>>>>

Folding my laundry having a cup of tea and listening to the loudest and fastest song in history

Done working for the day and getting sleepy, better wind down by listening to the loudest song ever recorded in history.

Is it performative to wear wired earbuds even though you own wireless ones? *Sips matcha*

Bro would read clairo if he had the choice

throwing a plate on the ground and yelling “OPA!” alone in my one bedroom apartment

Thanks for playing! Your final score was 2

I named my daughter "Bladestorm" so that she would grow to be strong. I named my son "Roseshadow" so that he would grow to be gentle. They were both eaten by beetles at a very young age, making their names pretty irrelevant, ultimately.

i love you you big bug

you'll want to be there when I smile my rarest smile

*wringing out a towel* this is awesome *trying to wring out a cardboard box* why isnt it working. why isnt it working.why isnt it working.why isnt it working.

freaking out and breaking stuff because im stupid

Turn on the tv, any station! It’s really bad news. Everyone died.

https://t.co/9a1aAcCj3j

Im a winner and God loves me

flashing my stupid red and blue lights and making a whooping sound to indicate that im gay

*walking into a cubicle dripping wet and slimy* johnson im gonna need that report on the swamp by the end of the day or its your ass

The public is up in arms over dark wizards

https://t.co/XPxJVLvK0Y

Call of Duty Voice Trolling as EMO PHILLIPS!

https://t.co/TQSGj2PAy5