Guy just did blow off the trashcan and looked at me like I was crazy. Dude my subway is in there

Cocaine dealer of five years comes up to me at the bar, says he is finally retired. Dude I have not been this sad since I got dumped in high school

In a sea of green wya @blknoiz06

GOFUCKINGLONGGGG

There is a hole in the back of this chillhouse plushie at @hasntpumpedyet house

woke up, checked charts, threw on Meek Mill. felt like the celestial drums were playing

Most of the time when a woman is "running" from a position it’s because you're ramming your dick into her cervix and its agonizingly painful. Too many men think "jamming my dick into her cervix as hard as possible = good dick" and it doesnt. You are hurting her. gChillhouse

Dude let’s play with our toys bro Dude cmon Let’s play

Jumping around in a bouncy house.. you don’t see that much anymore

When I was at Token2049 I took acid and went to watch Jeff speak and he turned into a 1/1 hypurr on stage.

Uber driver got 2 phones call him Kevin Gates

Left my father when I was 10 lol. Broke as shit, ate trash and slept on park bench for 3 years. Heh. They even made a name for me there. Big Albert. It was a grind but I made it out 💯 grateful af

I. Am trying out independent thinking and it’s not going well

Made 100k sitting in my love heart pants what's up with u http://t.co/tB3DRyvteI

Gave up my life as a road runner to become a price cheerleader #CantGoBack

No, don’t ask what it is. It’s all afk and passive income as fuck. 5 managers running everything

aum at 770m, ebitda growing 15% yoy, aggressive hiring and about to acquire my 6th business. Bullish

the little dog wants to be raped so he buys xpl on leverage for the 6th time

bullish on nothing happening

I’m glad prices went up so I can finally stop kicking my dog