There are some lines you don’t cross.

Dear America, Please make the right choice. Love Canada #TrumpCollapse

Weird to hear bus drivers complaining about customers while I sit listening on the 160. Fyi, @TransLink the driver wants to transfer out of Coquitlam. I say let him. Please.

If you can't get along with Canada you're not human.

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I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps

(Writers room in Heaven) ANGEL 1: People are getting bored. We need new juice. ANGEL 2: Maybe a whacky new character? ANGEL 1: The Mooch!

From the Canadian Armed Forces, hours after Trump announces US ban on transgender military troops

Shout out to whoever updated the Sally Yates Wikipedia page. Monday Night Massacre #SallyYates #TheResistance

#SNL - overrated Hamilton - overrated WSJournal - overrated #MerylStreep - overrated My, @realDonaldTrump aren't we a touchy princess 😄

Remember the end of that horror movie when they thought they were safe but then the hand erupted out of the grave? Happy New Year!

It is becoming increasingly obvious that David Bowie has established a better alternate universe and is populating it selectively one-by-one

My friend @GregScarnici works at SNL and he's addressing Donald Trump's concerns directly.

Listen, people. If I can vote, YOU can vote. And I'm CANADIAN. I mean, yes, I voted in the *Canadian* election, BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS.

NHL 3 stars of the week 1) McDavid (2 goals 4 assists) 2) Matthews (4 goals in NHL debut) 3) Luongo (Funny Tweet)

I just followed Donald Trump on snatch chat

#Trump says Canadian health care is catastrophic. Well, I've never heard @JustinTrudeau sniff like that, Donald. #debate #debate2016

This moment on @MeetThePress is really something. Just watch

I'm always complaining about @TransLink on here but they deserve a shout out for running the 701 every 15 mins and the great drivers. ty!

That was perfect. #DowntonAbbey