Strombone
@strombone1
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Joined July 2011
It’s crazy to think I go through this exact same routine every morning except I rub the banana on my face and eat the peel.
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Alumni game? Head to head vs @HLundqvist like the good old days! What says you? Playing an outdoor game was always a dream of mine 🫠.
You won’t want to miss it!.
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“Midnight rain coming down but no worries we have an overhang in the upper bowl. Dry as a bone
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Really close to the fire torcher though. Might have lost an eyebrow
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Would need a Patrick Mahomes canon arm throw to get the ‘Red’ hat tonight
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“The Man” is singing and dancing behind the tower here. Sounds great though 👍
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This is Taylor, you can barely see her here but don’t worry we couldn’t either
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Father of the year award already locked in. Took the fam all the way to Milan to see T Swift. Mother in the Motherland.
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