Miss Texas 1967
@MsTexas1967
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Joined April 2011
Jeff Bezos is stepping back from his executive role at Amazon in order to spend more time with his money
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Last year my resolution was to get over my obsession with Phil Collins and people said I’d never be able to do it But take a look at me now
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Melania has dyed her hair in advance of entering the Witness Protection Program
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This is so close to what I’ve been shouting
STOP THE COUNT!
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Let’s go over to Bob who will take us through the map as it stands
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‘Burger, She Ate’ - Angela Lansbury, who turns 95 today, with Basil Rathbone, 1955
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There’s no such thing as gaslighting, you’re imagining it
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You walked out of the court room Like you were walking onto a yacht
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2020 only getting started
Humans forced to hide from sex addicted monkeys who set up HQ in disused cinema https://t.co/lfZEXznJwT
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