Jordan Lamonte III
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@washingtonpost
This screenshot is for the Republican Party & all their voters…
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@MarkHarrisNYC
You should see her Twitter right now!
“Today, this random man walked up to me & talked with me. To get him to go away, I pick up leaves, smelled them & when he didn’t react I decided to eat them. Then he ran away.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@acnewsitics
Traveling to a city that wasn’t his, pretending to be an armed vigilante in (again) a city that wasn’t his, pretending to be protecting businesses not his and all without proper training and understanding of what he was carrying. Anywhere else he’s in prison for life.
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@notcapnamerica
Bro, how you callin the hospital and they ain’t got record of a human being born? That kid probably 3 and they just tryin get over. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@notcapnamerica
What’s astounding to me are the people who continue to pretend this isn’t real. For those in my family who didn’t die, their immune system was so attacked that it caused repercussions which may kill them anyway. Meanwhile, everyone with the vaccine is just fine. FACTS
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@chrislhayes
I’m so confused as to what they’re mad about??? The guy starts with “prayers” which they love after mass shootings. He then thanks first responders, which they love, even at Ulvade. And, he takes a very community tone with all of this.
Hmmm… what else could it be?
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@RonFilipkowski
I can’t imagine what it must feel like to want to be a part of a group so bad, but every one of them hates you, your existence & why they know your name. I mean… FFS
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@The_Gabagool_
The US version though is called Train to Orange County about a train that gets taken over by a COVID Karen who refuses to believe she has the virus & starts infecting everyone onboard. It’s a big budget action metaphor. 🤣🤣🤣
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@RonFilipkowski
“How dare he travel to a property that isn’t his, not charge the Secret Service crazy rates, and not spend 1/3rd of his presidency on a golf course.”
— Jr
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@RexChapman
It was only a matter of time before the propaganda became the messenger.
In this case, zero surprise that it’s happening on an Elon platform.
Hell, he made cars that got 60% of the stated mileage. Without an incentive to be honest, all they’re interested in is spinning.
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@KevinMKruse
Wild how all the people unwilling to offer a living wage cannot find workers. JFC
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@travisakers
@VPizzaJax
“And, oh by the way, tip your server because we don’t pay livable wages, which now in retrospect, is probably the reason no one is showing up to work.”
There, I fixed it for them!
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@RonFilipkowski
7 or 8 articles of impeachment, but absolutely zero bills for the American people. Note that folks, they aren’t interested in actual governing for you. They’re interested in themselves. Hard to understand those who cannot see this.
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@RexChapman
If you watch LIFE IN COLOR on Netflix, this will remind you of every male bird species that has to perform & show colors to attract a mate.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😮
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Take 2 minutes… 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Why must you always concentrate on color?”
(“Why must you bring race into this Rittenhouse trial?”)
James Baldwin had a few thoughts…
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@RonFilipkowski
He’s an unbelievably smart guy, but the honest truth is that so many Dems have no idea how to shut these people down.
They just don’t. They need better comms people. They need better abilities to communicate & knock down this nonsensical crap.
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@JoJoFromJerz
His prison nickname will definitely be Soft Serve,
I’ll show myself out,
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@SaeedDiCaprio
Which is already hella crazy that it has that many employees with one of the worst user interfaces of all time.
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@feistyfrank
Barbara coming out swinging & Mariah quick with the shade.
Just two professionals at the top of their respective games, folks.
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@RonFilipkowski
Georgia, let’s have a quick conversation in the corner. We love you & we want what’s best for you. Maybe you don’t love Raphael. Okay, fine. But, just go with me here— he can speak, coherently, intelligently & he’d be in charge if you ever had a natural disaster. Think long…
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@RonFilipkowski
Lauren Boebert’s sister is hilarious.
They don’t even try to be qualified anymore. They just have different colored hair & hold a gun. As though this is any level of qualification whatsoever.
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@Phil_Lewis_
Wow, that’s sad.
Classic battered person’s behavior.
“Never should have grabbed your phone,” and that completely justified you getting violent.
Wow. My god.
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@joshuathehull
Couple things:
1. Love when rules are broken and live to read something that has this level of flair.
2. It’s not good to promote this to writers who aren’t on that level yet and are trying to break in. These scripts will hit the trash instantly.
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@RonFilipkowski
“Insults are never okay, but also I worked & supported a guy who spent a solid amount of time in the White House insulting everyone he could. I’m a Republican & we can’t breathe without hypocrisy.”
— Jenna’s amended statement
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@RonFilipkowski
The vast difference that you voluntarily traveled to a state that wasn’t yours with a firearm you hadn’t been properly trained with, only to find yourself in a situation where you ended up killing & injuring people? Hmmm… no, I think that’s the story.
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@washingtonpost
“Blue Lives Matter” was always nonsense anyway. The only reason this came about was a white nationalist response for the people who didn’t care POC were being murdered in the streets at the hands of police. They showed all of their cards this day & the outcome was telling.
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@shannonrwatts
It’s almost as though random people carrying around guns isn’t a good idea. Where have I heard that before? Hmmm… 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@atrupar
Pelosi’s responses can tend to come across as calculated & rehearsed & I found her candor & visible vulnerability here to be honest & raw & real. And, she’s right, the Republican Party is disgraceful.
Voters saw that & they reacted.
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@notcapnamerica
If there was any better analogy to anything Trump than the Fyre Fest, please send it to me, because that is SPOT ON.
Facade, deceit, broken promises & thievery.
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@notcapnamerica
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The people pissed about America going “socialist” want to move to Europe.
I’m so dead.
☠️☠️☠️
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@DanPriceSeattle
And, I feel like the lesson shouldn’t only be to use what Dan did hear & immediately go to $70k, but more broadly, reject the notion of starvation wages. It’s pretty plain & simple, the deregulated economy & everything going to the top is flatlining this country.
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@_cingraham
This ad is for a company that doesn’t even exist when searching Twitter, so Elon has basically given up and allowed “companies” to create ads on Twitter without actually being on the platform. Absolutely insane.
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@Angry_Staffer
Not just that, but all the evidence points to the contrary.
The right took over Facebook & absolutely demolished it.
They went to LinkedIn & the cringe is real.
Now, they own Twitter & are still pretending they have no voice.
Complete & utter nonsense, gaslighting everyone.
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@kylegriffin1
@MSNBC
Still processing over 1.9 million people voting for Herschel Walker, one of the most unqualified Senate candidates of all-time.
What is wrong with Georgia?
Y’all had a qualified, educated, empathetic leader / pastor in Warnock & thought what… NAH, we love CTE?
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@JoJoFromJerz
How quickly would this Roe decision be reversed if we banned porn in the states that banned abortion?
Overnight
Within hours
Seconds
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@Acyn
LOL — the streets of LA are ridiculously clear this week.
But, don’t let that stop you from leaving & moving to Texas or Florida.
People leaving CA & NY are how we turn these states blue. Shhhh… don’t tell anyone I said that.
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@RonFilipkowski
What American dream, bro?
Your American dream, where you get to play a sport, knock up a bunch of women, don’t take care of the children you made & then run for US Senate without any qualifications whatsoever?
THAT American dream?
I could do without that.
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@RonFilipkowski
Expel law enforcement, but not the criminals?
Oh, gotcha! Because the Republican Party are the criminals.
Now it makes sense.
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@RonFilipkowski
The Grievance Economy never takes a day off. If it did, people may start asking them what they’re actually doing in DC & they don’t have an answer because they’re doing absolutely nothing.
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@THR
It’s hilarious how MAGA thought this was their guy, because he looked like an overbearing brute, but he turned out to be a thought provoking normal dude who just happens to lift more weights than most. Now, they’re melting down.
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@RonFilipkowski
“Have fun with your polluted air & water. I’ll be flying back to my Florida resort now. I hope you enjoyed my time here because this was all for me, I mean, you.”
— Donnie
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@CalltoActivism
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS
She’s one of the best politicians in the entire country & you’d have to have fallen in your head repeatedly as a child to vote against her.
Preposterous
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@RonFilipkowski
That is a profile in falling from grace.
From 60 Minutes to Newsmax.
OUCH!!!
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@RexChapman
I’m old enough to remember when this would end a party.
The fact it doesn’t today is unfathomable & voters should be scared out of their minds!
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@JoJoFromJerz
@RonFilipkowski
It’s a direct replica of EVERY Republican talking point.
“I overheard someone in a hipster coffee shop”
“I was walking down the street & a woman & her infant child asked me to save the planet”
And no, none of this is remotely happening except in their heads.
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@notcapnamerica
“The wrong way down major aisles.”
First of all, aisles don’t have “ways”.
Secondly, what is a “major” aisle?
The way these people try to say so much with these ridiculous words is baffling. When all it amounts to is their racism. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@gnuman1979
Gurl, you so lucky you ain’t livin next to me cause I would have called the whole block, handed out the super soakers and sh-t would’ve been LIT!!!
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@DanPriceSeattle
Why is it that if you get fired, you’re asked to leave on the spot without notice, but not giving a 2-week notice & quitting on the spot is deemed “unprofessional”?
I feel like we need to course correct some of this nonsense.
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@RexChapman
It’s hard to actually process what kind of country we think we live in when this guy & Donnie are NOT in prison, but some guy selling weed is. I mean, JFC — exceptional? I think not.
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@RonFilipkowski
No actually, they won’t come after me because I don’t cross state lines with firearms I don’t know how to use & pretend to be something I’m not resulting in the deaths of humans. So, no they won’t.
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@RexChapman
What’s stunning is to realize the pushback Koppel had here you may not even see today. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@RonFilipkowski
For the Republicans, they couldn’t live without The Grievance Economy.
It’s the only thing they have now.
They make up new grievances everyday, so they can continue fundraising off the hate & attempt to stay relevant.
It’s sad voters can’t see this.
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@JoJoFromJerz
How does the party of “10-year olds must give birth” have a single voter?
HOW?
Why is this even a question?
How would a single human being ever take this position?
Utterly preposterous.
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@kurteichenwald
@mcdowellformo
Family members of mine are military. They were involved in the most deployed unit of the entire army & held multiple tours in Iraq, partnering with Special Forces.
And, they received numerous vaccines prior to doing so. Any issues? Nope. Issues from the desert? Yep.
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@RonFilipkowski
I can see how a tiny airplane cabin with recycled air compares to a massive room with huge ceilings.
Dear god, these people… 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@CalltoActivism
Would a bot change their profile pic to a burning Tesla the night he takes over Twitter? I think not.
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@RonFilipkowski
For all of the people who “worship” this family, I wonder if they ever stop to ask themselves if true billionaires & financially successful business owners would need so much grift?
Honestly, rhetorical but it has to be one of the oddest things. They just don’t see it?
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@SorayaMcDonald
Trust me, they will now.
They’re shtting their pants at this very moment.
Old world norms on notice. The youth of today will have none of it.
Get yourself straight!
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@RexChapman
DAAAAAAAAMMNNNN!!!
Ya heard! This is the energy, folks!
This is what the Democratic Party needs.
All truth, all substance, all day long.
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@atrupar
“We’re introducing a new feature that used to exist and I took away, but it’s new because I’m bringing it back.”
— Talented business person 🤦♂️
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@gnuman1979
I’ve been in countless earthquakes & 9 times out of 10 they’re less than 15 seconds.
That was absolutely terrifying & insane.
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@RexChapman
Two of the greatest sportsman in all of tennis history. Ruthless competitors on the court & stand up men off it. No scandals, no nonsense, no distractions. Just pure talent, athleticism & dedication. It’s been amazing to watch & not soon forgotten. Astonishing.
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@RexChapman
No R’s, no D’s, no reds, no blues.
Just H’s. Humans & heroes.
What we could all be.
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@atrupar
They’re so transparent on this topic. Just walk out & say to the cameras, “I’m being paid to say this,” and it would just be a more honest comment. FFS
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@ask_aubry
Are these the same people who believe Trump has the build of a Roman gladiator? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MSNBC
@VaughnHillyard
“So, you know about a crime & you aren’t reporting it to authorities?”
Brilliant!
They’re nothing but frauds.
All of them.
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@RonFilipkowski
The Grievance Economy also includes deflecting the blame of your own party onto people who had no part in you deregulating industry.
In fact, one could argue this is one of the best examples of why Republicans shouldn’t actually be in office.
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@RonFilipkowski
Snowflakes on the confederate flag is the most accurate representation of that flag I’ve ever seen.
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@kylegriffin1
Honestly, I don’t care if he did this for himself or it’s completely altruistic. I give a f/ck he showed more emotion & compassion than any Republican elected official has after every shooting that takes multiple lives in this country. Their heartlessness can never be forgotten.
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@kenklippenstein
It’s a shame no one in this country had the foresight to understand the level fossil fuels would play in future international relations.
We could have been energy independent a LONG time ago, but capitalistic greed stopped that & here we are.
These countries would be nothing.
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@ask_aubry
What I find interesting about the “solutions” that men come up with is that it tends to always have to victimize someone & 9 times out of 10 it’s women.
How would raping women change the cost of living? While Korea has a low foster care rate, this would cause that to skyrocket.
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@AndyBCampbell
Showing up to protest on behalf of rail workers? Nope.
On behalf of 9-11 victims seeking medical coverage? Nope.
On behalf of the homeless seeking affordable living? Nope.
On behalf of anything truly affecting the lives of Americans? Nope.
Just fabricated threats. Sad.
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@RonFilipkowski
Wow, is he going to challenge the election until next election when he’s lost every recount & fraud investigation? I mean, at what point is this legal to continue to fight something that has been litigated & lost (bigly)? Insane.
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Oh, the “God doesn’t care about my education level” defense. JFC — if you could get away with that, where would it end? Fucking assholes.
Lauren Boebert says God spoke to her and called her to run for Congress. She said, “Yes, God. I’ll do it. I’m not concerned about my education and the fact that I have a GED .. It didnt matter that I wasn’t qualified in the world’s eyes, because God qualifies those who he calls.”
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@JoJoFromJerz
I wonder what all of these regular people being arrested think of everyone who planned this event, wanted it to go down just like it did, we’re hoping for a different outcome, and when that outcome didn’t happen threw all of these people to the wolves. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@TizzyEnt
This guy does this to me & I’ll leave him on the side of the freeway for the popo to pick up.
Yo Elon, come get your clown, boy.
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@CNN
LOL
One of the most honest headlines ever. A strong jobs report is bad for Wall Street.
Process that for a second, folks.
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@notcapnamerica
@JasmineForUS
Bro, why does this look like Chappelle, and that hairdryer flatlined me. ☠️☠️
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@RonFilipkowski
“All of his many subsidized projects.”
Never forget that quote, folks.
Billionaires never exist without government subsidies. They are all lying frauds.
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@RonFilipkowski
I’ve got two words for Jr:
Your wife left you.
Your family is a fraud.
You’re the f:cking moron.
You have fewer than two brain cells.
You’re the laughingstock of the country.
Those are the two words I have for you.
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@shannonrwatts
Nothing says “masculine” like skinny jeans, untied shoes, 150lbs, 5’ 5’’ and a gun. Man, these people!
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@PersistOhio
@MollyJongFast
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a GED. But, when you represent the people of a state, you better come correct with the facts & understanding of the processes & procedures necessary. If you don’t, that’s when you become a joke. Classically educated or not.
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@atrupar
Victor showing how to end a segment with a “b/tch, you lyin,” and quickly move to the next topic without response. So dead.
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