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in the hospital after eating my son’s Revolutionary War diorama. please treat me gently as I recover

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@ycsm1n Conservatives when someone uses their freedom to undergo a medical operation that might prevent an abortion 😡 😡 😡
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A solid 40-50% of my matches make pissy comments about my chosen field of study I’m so fucking tired of it
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Wonder why we’ve stopped seeing this meme
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A white Ole Miss frat boy dances like a monkey and makes monkey noises near a Black woman who was protesting for Palestine. Is this heart warming? (Video: @StaceyJSpiehler )
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@dmtrubman daily reminder that Chicago is greener than the suburbs
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@AChillGhost I predicted this in a vision
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@Grenbuilds 1. That doesn’t shield you from “ew” responses 2. My profile says I’m a math grad student/TA, “math stuff” is kind of a dismissive response given that in my opinion
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@soychotic He literally asked me! My profile says I study math and features a picture of me in front of a whiteboard with diff eqs on it, “math” would’ve been a really redundant/obvious response
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@GabeEdwards2 I don’t want to be considered superior I just want to not have people say “ew” at the topics I’ve been studying my entire adult life!
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@HProggy I understand the joke I just don’t like it very much!
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@GChapman00 @gothgirl_prelaw What country is Texas a part of remind me
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@soychotic @lavorrelink It comes up a lot because I’m a full time student/TA so it’s what I do on the daily! It’s kind of hard to go on a date without having your profession come up
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Policy that disproportionately benefits old people who don’t need to move at the expense of young people and immigrants trying to break into the housing market is very bad actually!
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I know that's right! If I snagged a rent-stabilized apt 30 yrs ago for $250 and was then able to live my dream as a writer and photographer because I'm paying affordable rent, I'd be standing tall in front page news too. I don't know her but I'm cheering her on.
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@JustinLardinois Maybe I’m just the rizzmaster but I can think of multiple replies that continue the conversation smoothly and wouldn’t belittle the field of study I’ve been on my entire adult life!
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Today I’ve been -accused of pretentiousness -told I was “not special” -threatened violently -threatened sexually -mocked for my appearance -accused of misogyny -accused of being female -accused of being a beta male -accused of being autistic -called gay (homophobically)
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@littleboomstick @GabeEdwards2 They shouldn’t! It’s mean. I would not date a stem person who has that kind of attitude
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@finalusername1 @Grenbuilds I’m gay and I was not seeking advice I was complaining about how dismissive people become about my field of study that I’m passionate about
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Oh! And accused “not being a real woman” by a very confused TERF
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@Ilovetheblacks9 @HProggy Nope! I just would prefer they didn’t “ew” at me. If you told me your were a swimmer and I said “ew” you probably wouldn’t appreciate that very much!
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@halcyon_hazel Can you share through interpretive dance
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@souljagoytellem They literally did this
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@DANsplained0 @flickr2754 TERFs are also homophobic? Oh my god who could have predicted this
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@quendergeer I took an ethics course and I can tell you that the correct decision is to open the door as it will lower the water level, doing good for the community
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-and more! all in response to a bumble screenshot
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@DonovanBerry7 I’m also from the south! Most of the people I love and care about live here too. It does, however, suck major balls and trying to whitewash that helps no one
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@BloodsareCrips @BidenTroII Really says a lot about society
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@elleismatic If I was straight we would rule the world together
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@maiamindel Real Europeans have 150% inflation
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@NathanDNguyen My bio already says I’m in grad school for math!
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@KweenInYeIIow @MarinaMedvin Oh so white people can’t like SpongeBob anymore? Biden’s America folks
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@MattShea @HarmfulOpinion Photoshopping sexually charged attention-grabbing words onto a woman’s poospoos in the name of feminism
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@MinteTakes Like I wouldn’t mind it so much if it happened every once in a while but it’s SO OFTEN I’ve snapped
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@impur_sang @Nature_and_Race Name a genre of music invented by white Americans
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Beginning a proof with “okay so like basically”
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@opheliamoding If you think about it using “protection” indicates you need to be “protected” from STD-positive people which is actually kinda problematic
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@AlaskanTzar Yeah that’s only like 170 million people
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@aaashit90 @soychotic R^2 is pleasant because it is easily visualized ❤️
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Wow ❤️ he remembered our anniversary
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If you’re going to poopoo the things I care about then we are not a match! You don’t have to like them and you can even talk about how much you dislike them but to my face in the context of a dating app is rude!
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People that actually know what matters in life! Avoid these STEM demons like your life depends on it! Because it does!
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@tablandford @CNBC Evacuating civilians from an about-to-be war zone is good actually
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@ratapspsps @NathanDNguyen He asked me what I was doing so I said I was studying. Then he asked me what I was studying for so I told him which class. Unless I was supposed to lie or sidestep the question, I don’t see what I did wrong here
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@MoonspeakWitch @TreadOnMeDezza @itsdannyneary There’s no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism so we should just go ahead and hire child laborers to make my tshirt. I am very smart.
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@_BeNice2Me_ @spectatorindex If inflation is real why is a plane ticket today cheaper than it was ten years ago hmmmmmm
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@bartouche3 @soychotic You’re right, I’ve mentioned it some but it’s a bit hard to rein the conversation in that direction lol. Appreciate you sticking up for me :)
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@JacoMajor It was the “ew” part that I found distasteful actually
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@LinkofSunshine We were taught something very similar in my neurobiology of addiction class and I think it makes sense If you get a dopamine hit every time you cash a check no one would consider that a mental illness
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@JudiciaIreview @JustinLardinois By following these simple steps I will become the world’s first gay sigma male
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@DeliaCore His name is Aryan genius
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Disastrous news from the Philippines- the Court of Appeals has sided with Greenpeace and the antis in blocking vit-A enhanced Golden Rice, which is now in widespread cultivation in the country. All planting must now stop, harming the interests of millions.
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@C_K_Mr Using dating apps as a straight woman is an extreme sport
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@Not_Gilmore I’m saying! Love me a Zhukovsky airfoil
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POV: you’re Toph
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Did my duty as a citizen and shot down a balloon today. If that “ruins your son’s birthday” sorry, safety has a price
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@lefttwick It’s probably in reaction to current events, a beach in Saida has instituted a conservative dress code that’s causing a lot of controversy in Lebanon
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@gothlis @dinosmash_69 Tetsuya Yamagami was a white queer
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@atmavichara_ *by two confused TERFs
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@finalusername1 @Grenbuilds I don’t want to be congratulated but I don’t want people to say “ew” when I tell them my profession. I have the right to not have sex with whoever I don’t want to have sex with
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@Tom_Heal That would be dope as hell we don’t accept humanities slander here
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@maenad_as_hell @gayest_tone I epicly owned people when I was 19 so you guys think I’m cool yet
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The sexual tension! The yearning!
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@reaIsnowhite Don’t worry he fucking dies in the first episode of the reboot (not joking)
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Why would you buy condoms when you could just laminate your dick
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@sneedorah I’m gay and and I’m in a graduate math department. Surely you can see the issue
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@djreist @sam_d_1995 Then don’t live inside of a city genius
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@JCHartzell @urielcstro @elonmusk @UTAustin The crossover that no one asked for
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I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY SWIPED RIGHT ON MY COUSIN
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@NotYetSurgeon “That kid has brain damage now. Maybe it’s just a little, maybe it’s fine, maybe he’ll get over it”
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@GfAndCastro @TrueSlazac Any D+ student in high school statistics could tell you what’s wrong with these graphs come on now
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@libertybimbo Tell me more Brooklynite
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@rhpMike What exactly do you think my problem is
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We had a thievery incident in my high school’s gym recently meaning it’s now the fourth year in a row a teacher has been fired for committing a felony. Don’t let the streak die Townview kiddos! Share crack w ur teachers
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@BenStillin @Morbidful That’s so interesting because I and many of my friends are regular tequila drinkers but none of us have ripped out each others intestines
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@jujysudsguy Complex numbers are introduced when you learn about the quadratic formula, which is an algebra I topic Also I was directly asked, what was I supposed to say? “No I can’t tell u it would be too much for u to hear woowoowoo”
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If you let a bumble screenshot enrage you to the point you’re comparing someone’s appearance to a chemically bleached animal carcass, maybe log off
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@bidetmarxman Using the word “rape” for cheap shock value, but progressively
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@pumpthisshit @Grenbuilds What have I done to upset you so
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@AlaskanTzar @lurkey_lurker I think it’s fair to have anxiety about an unprecedented humanitarian disaster. Obviously I’m not encouraging excessive anxiety to the point you can’t function but it’s completely reasonable to be concerned and anxious
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@charlotteb372 THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU
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@swiley1983 @OregonMapGuy I’m pretty sure the median would be 1. Maybe the mean?
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Jane Goodall can say the world would be better off without 7.5 billion of us at a broadcasted WEF panel but I tell Hazel to kill herself ONE TIME on my 450-follower Twitter account and I get banned okay
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Speaking on a World Economic Forum panel, UN "Messenger of Peace", Jane Goodall, advocates reducing the global population down to 450 million—a 95% reduction from today's population: "We cannot hide away from human population growth. Because, you know, it underlies so many of…
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Oh so that’s what PhD stands for
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We used to be a country. A proper country.
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When I die my inheritance will be divided among my twitter followers proportional to number of likes I’ve received from each of them
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“Why am I single” said the homosexual in a graduate math department
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@NeonTrashFairy @TomboysB That gives you a 63% chance do it some more times for good measure
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If you don’t live in the US and you know who Vivek Ramaswamy is go outside
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@vijayvinyl He said “Zionism is sexy”. That’s kind of a dishonest way to represent the situation. If shortly following the invasion of Ukraine someone posted about how “Russia is sexy”, I’d raise an eyebrow at that too
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@jestingtime AENEID IS NOT A GREEK STORY ITS IN FKIN LATIN RAAAAGHAHGGH
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@jonathanus26 If someone told me they were studying Jungian psychology or something I would have to look that up and I’d have to ask for an explanation
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@nikicaga Also not accurate. Not a biographer but Austen lived in what’s called “genteel poverty” which basically means she lived with very little money & wasn’t allowed to work, she was highly critical of this system in her novels. Faulkner is very critical of Dixie revisionism as well
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@decmusicology I’m not gonna claim to be extremely marginalized or anything but I’m gay and I live in Texas and it’s really hard to be optimistic about the future of the south aside from a select few urban areas
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Transportation
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@libertybimbo That was unnecessarily rude of me and I’m sorry for saying it. But I do live in the south and my family is from rural Texas. The possum meme, in my opinion, kind of whitewashes the reality of the situation and is kind of ignorant of the social dynamics we see
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Inflation in Joe Biden’s America
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@enocherr Ok I’ll keep that in mind after I complete my conversion therapy
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@_Lufthansa_ Stock images make the world go round
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@impur_sang @Nature_and_Race “Most intelligent genre of music” what the fuck does that even mean lmao I’m gonna take a gander and say you’re not very well-versed in classical music either, it’s a beautiful art form that for some reason loves to be appropriated by terminally online pseudo-fascists
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@ExposeDarkDeeds @EndWokeness Right wing memes are so bad
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