Hey. You guys like to party? I’m talkin drugs, fuckin, etc. Sweet. Now that I’ve got you on my side:. I wrote a book! It’s a collection of short stories called BIG TIME, and @stephenathome wrote the foreword!. Smush the link to pre-order now:

RT @SelectedShorts: The final story on our episode, Save the Date with Belletrist Book Club, is performed by @hayeslady. The very, very fun….

RT @FCtwo: This Thursday: tune into @SelectedShorts, hosted by @MegWolitzer, to hear Victoria Lancelotta's “The Anniversary Trip” read by J….

Here's an old thing of Tyler's that I adored:. We Are Going to the Sea! (From the Safety of Our Car.) via @ringer.

I first discovered @tylrparkr's writing on a little-known gentlemen's website called The Ringer. He blew me away there and he has blown me away again with his BRAND-SPANKING NEW DEBUT NOVEL! Buy this shit kiddos!! Tyler's the utter man.

RT @michaelbsacks: Shooting done! Cast for next book: Jon Hamm, Paul Reubens, Amy Sedaris, @pattonoswalt, @Chris_Meloni, @michaelianblack,….

In my heart I'm British, so I think it's technically ok for me to say DEAD CHUFFED ABOUT THIS!!!!!.

Damn straight Kirkie!.

A lovely man named @jamesleegilbert put an old tweet of mine on a t-shirt as it was MEANT TO BE READ. THANK YOU JAMES!.

I am delighted to be chatting tonight with the intensely talented @ElissaBassist about her wonderfully smart and funny new book, HYSTERICAL, out today!!!!! Come out or stay in and buy it from the comfort of your hole. @HachetteUS.

I URGE YOU TO BUY THIS HILARIOUS, EXCELLENT BOOK BY THE RAVISHING @miamarket!.

RT @BrianStack153: I promise I’m only posting this fantastic old SCTV clip because it’s been cracking me up for decades. #FlashbackFriday h….

Tomorrow!! Free!! Pittsburgh!! Me!! .I welcome you.

RT @sreed151: I'm delighted to be introducing the great @jenspyra at Pittsburgh Arts & Lectures tomorrow, and hope to see you there, in per….

RT @PghArtsLectures: Don't miss @jenspyra's Made Local talk at the @carnegielibrary Lecture Hall on Thursday, July 21 at 6 p.m. ET. In-per….

RT @django: want to feel old? take the serum you found in the potion master’s laboratory.

RT @django: my lips curl into an improbable rictus upon noticing that the check's total comes out to $69, a reference to the esoteric sex a….

RT @shawncarlow: Read this -- it's great -- and wear nose plugs when you do. It's embarrassing when you laugh and substances fly out.

RT @skylightbooks: TONIGHT AT SKYLIGHT! At 7:00 PM, @jenspyra reads from + discusses BIG TIME (@randomhouse) with @heygreghess! Order a sig….

RT @katecjames: True story. Then I read it and laughed just as hard. Please show yourself some kindness and escape the current horror show….