
Shawn Carlow
@shawncarlow
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Writer/Producer/Comedian. Kimmel/Deon Cole's Black Box/Fallon. Joke, sketch, script writer. And now book writer -- People of the Titanic, out right now!
Los Angeles
Joined August 2010
RT @Quartzjixler: Girl, are you a junk refrigerator left by the curb with the door still attached? Because I want to put a baby in you.
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RT @pennymacker: “in the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate”.
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