evgjenia
@jennyreci
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Joined June 2011
Got the zoomies at work and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net
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I need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days
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There are croissants out there that will change your entire outlook on life
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you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?
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āWinter is literally the best seasonā ok u fucking husky go sit outside then
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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me
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do NOT email me. it's thanksgiving eve eve, have a little respect
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Midway through November is the official beginning of crashout season. Improving your life can wait until January. Engage in those vices and become even more toxic, itās been a long year you deserve it
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Vacation me is nice, vacation me is kind. In conclusion, I need to be on vacation always.
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no i donāt want to jump on a call i want to jump off a building
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what if my sleeping schedule isnāt even bad but Iām just living on the wrong side of the world
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i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine
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