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@jelqme
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Wtf? Did a children make these iPhones?
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People keep complaining, many iPhone 15 Pro models right out of the box have asymmetries and are discolored, this happens with practically all colors
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@oocmma Ever since Dana said it I can’t stand how there’s like 50 people in the ring at the end of a fight
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@bigguccicraigy And Japan just cool with us it doesn’t make any sense
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@NxtDeterio Holy shit
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@BloodyElbow Logan paul is starting the steroid avengers of martial arts
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@quan_eth @BloodyElbow It is something someone on gear said
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@schizarella I got u bro
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@smokeismedicine “Only 80k” should I kill myself now or wait
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@batwounds This is the only real conversation I’ve seen on Twitter
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@throwawaypt2 The album was announced by dj academiks cmon
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@willsgardevoir @zegro_ They put him thru all this pain to get the crab 3 seconds more fresh
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@JoshEvanoff Max holloway was 15 years old during this fight
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@web3brah @BloodyElbow He used to exclusively be a grappler
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@sugarsmorecake Look at his fit man they’re perfect for eachother
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@RapTalkv2 What a baby
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@MMAFighting Do people still believe Francis would’ve ever beat jon jones
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@TheUFCStats Woke up at 5 and said fuck this and went back to sleep
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@BrightInsight6 @Boogerbeard1 I had a buddy who did it but he didn’t take any videos
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@afeldMMA @SpinninBackfist “Madison square garden? This modelo sign?” 🤓
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@rdcommunist @spitlahhhh Durrrrr duhhhhhhhhhhh bababa guhhhhh
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@stqrIord Horrifyingly unfunny
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@SpinninBackfist This is the only double champ fight that makes sense right now
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@BenTheBaneDavis Holloway was robbed in his fight against Holloway
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@4PF_Rami_ Rami keep cumming
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@RedditSlag I’ve googled how to fix a stripped screw 1000 more times than I’ve googled how to avoid stripping a screw
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@DovySimuMMA Mythical fighter unlocked: Anthony Smith on paper
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@DovySimuMMA Fat Sean o malley
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@BenTheBaneDavis Social knockout might be the worst name I’ve ever heard for something ever
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@octanebrawler28 @BenTheBaneDavis He saw red (this is the actual plot)
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@MichaelwNelson8 @SStricklandMMA I don’t think you know what you just did
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@image_origins Is that Derrick Lewis
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@kellawaysteve @OnPointMMA “Pick a fighter to be your striking coach” Chooses 2 bad strikers
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@OutColdMMA_ @jasoneg33 “Cue James brown” 🤓☝️
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@ConOfCombat Then he follows up with a snarky response that makes no sense
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@CageSageSports @OmoplataGod O malleys best fights are wayyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than Stricklands best
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@reincel_9 @willsgardevoir Uh oh someone’s in trouble
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@willsgardevoir Goon yourslef in the music the moment
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@bwags @aherman2006 *throws up on your lap*
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@TheArtOfWar6 Biggest star the sport has ever seen and Chris Curtis gets a more in depth model
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@MMADumbTweets Guy who trained jiu jitsu since he was 7 uses it against 42 year old who you probably don’t want to knockout because he might die
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@lgbtfortnite I always thought it was gross asf to exploit rap into this style and make as much money as Oliver tree and bbno$ were making
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@ExoGhost @XenadroidYT I had wayyy better fps on mw19 then I did mw2
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@MMAUNCENSORED1 @Alistairovereem I had a dream he pushed me around in a shopping cart at a Safeway but he wasn’t my dad he was just like a worker who pushed kids in carts
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@FangSolana I keep having these metamask swap issues with metamask deposit issues and trust wallet swap dapp issues nft
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@BloodyElbow All sold out
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@ChampRDS The way he ran away was so funny
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@Grabaka_Hitman Did they drop usada for conor?
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@cervonbr @oocmma Are you 18 yet
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“I know that god is using Andrew Tate” might be the most delusional statement of 2024
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Andrew Tate‘s aura
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@rutomma @DiamondElbows Ismagulov must’ve felt incredible after that tho
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This is the only way to watch 12 angry men
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@ConOfCombat The slight eyebrow raise is basically him jumping up and screaming at the top of his lungs
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@MixedMartialAus 10-7 has only been scored 5 times in the ufc and Josh Emmett has been involved with 2 of them
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@LithPyro That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in a video game
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@FangSolana @SOL_Decoder Fang help me bro I got scammed while farming $JELQ can you lend me a band?
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@UFCInteI Looks nothing like him like not even a little bit
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@_KeepitCool_ @OmoplataGod He also front kicks to the body and throws the worst overhands I’ve ever seen
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@Kumesicle @reincel_9 Under the table footjob from Jesus
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@Jake_014692 @McGregorRousey2 Most of the time they don’t
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@MartinProdYT @SinfulBoredom @userchrisb I don’t understand this new trend of reviewing games without playing them, back then you’d just lie and say you played it
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@AjDuxche He lied about it so much he started fooling himself
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@MMAThanos I think if the gloves were actually golden instead of yellow they’d look a lot better
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@TheArtOfWar6 Gotta put this in his highlight reels from now on
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@SpacePatrolLulu @kuroshinkai I can’t either but I still eat that shit
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@UFCInteI So shocked I got chosen
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@BrodyFoxx There’s probably only like 5 minutes of live action footage
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Tell ur freaky ass grandma to come to Rocklin
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my grandma is DISGUSTING, she saw this old man while we at Publix and says “oh heavens i would fix that man’s hearing aid wit my tongue” ?!?!!
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@FangSolana I keep having these metamask swap issues with metamask deposit issues and trust wallet swap dapp issues nft
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@MchaelSNM1 Why didn’t mcgregor move at all, he just kinda stood there and took it
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@SpreeRolll @willsgardevoir Bulma butt pants he’s the goat
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@YazkoMotashobi First he claimed he asked Gilbert’s kids to move now this
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@kinglidavell Go to target it’s like they spawn there
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@patrickallsyms Cant stop thinking about how the champ doesnt have champ shorts
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@Cosmoimani Glad to see my children thriving based on my advice. Time is undefeated, to test it is to waste it. Jelq on, my friend 🔥 - Jelq
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@sixinchbeys Wtf is coffee syrup
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@mma_orbit @SkySports He’s running from shavkat lol
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@jaealxndr @yungtzeee @ConOfCombat The only man to beat chael sonnen
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I keep having these metamask swap issues with metamask deposit issues and trust wallet swap dapp issues nft
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@afc2375629471 @MixedMartialAus Emmett vs arantes, Emmett got the 10-7 in round 1 after getting like 4 knockdowns
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Rest in peace you beautiful soul, I will never forget you bro. Still remember that night in Germany lol. Haven’t stopped crying since I heard the news. I know granny gonna be happy to see you @BranzelFB ❤️
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@SlipsSuper Where’s the evidence saying she was 15
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@krynd42 @Dexerto I thought this until I learned the guy was doing it to vids of her
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@lgbtfortnite I was scamming on ac
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@mmamarcuss “Gotta go fast then faster and then even faster”
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Cmon bro
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