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There's swearing. Papa. Cargo shorts aficionado. Unapologetic #Packers #GocubsGo #GoIrish fan. I cook meat. I want Oysters. Pull your kids out of Public School.

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I love these kids so much. 😂
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. @GovWhitmer has banned us from growing our own food. This is fucking insane.
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A FUCKING ROTHSCHILD IS TWEETING AT MUSK ABOUT PRIVILEGE. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@elonmusk Rich white son of emerald mine owner who grew up in apartheid South Africa is the real victim in our society #ThoughtsAndPrayers
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I've never had a tweet take off before, but I'm super stoked this one did. People who I really look up to on this site have shared a little piece of tyranny that I'm ashamed to be a part of today. Thanks to Smug for getting the ball rolling, and to everyone else for sharing it.
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@j035ich5pach
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Last night, I made a new best friend. My wife and I were sitting in our seats, waiting for the KISS show to start, and (we will call him) “Ken” comes to our row & says “you’re in my seats.”
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@j035ich5pach
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Oh wow, no shit?
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17, 327 dead with obituaries voted in Michigan during 2020 election
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@j035ich5pach
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Dude shows up in my tl all day long and is getting $20k checks for saysing dumb shit. I’m just not going to contribute to that.
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@fuckyouiquit Dude, what? That theft is part of the reason why groceries are expensive. That billion dollar corporation has purchasing power to keep prices lower than other grocers.
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@j035ich5pach
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I would be so pissed. My wife sent me this and it was from a lady who rescued a Belgian Malinois. This was its first day with the new owner after leaving the shelter. 😬😳 @1trackjunkie
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Man, what a day on Twitter. I cannot believe the support I, and the rest of this state, have received from all of you by sharing my tweet of seeds being banned for sale in MI. I am hopeful this leads to a new direction from our Governor. So again, THANK YOU! Night all!
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@j035ich5pach
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In Milwaukee burbs today ⁦ @ComfortablySmug ⁩ !
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We ended up sitting in center stage, Row G, 7 rows behind the pit. In my 32 KISS concerts, the BEST seats I’ve ever had. Ken and I were pretty stoked!
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@SenFettermanPA Oh so it’s not a “you’re not able to meet the dress code” thing then? It’s a “me want dress like slob so comfy mmmmm” thing?
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@AOC Some of the most billionaires? Lol what does that even mean?
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@NathanWurtzel @RantyAmyCurtis @GovWhitmer We can garden. Those who bought their seeds yesterday are fine to proceed. She just made it illegal for stores to sell what she deeemed non-essential items. In this Walmart, "sleep" pillows could be sold, but throw pillows for your couch could not.
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@BobbyHReports @HannahMGiles So the board accomplished it’s mission then.
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@LHSummers @Harvard I bet all the Asian students you guys discriminated against could figure it out.
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@WalshFreedom @TuckerCarlson Buddy, there is more violence. 24 people were arrested for Domestic Terrorism in Atlanta this past weekend. Not a single person arrested on 1/6 has been charged with terrorism. Delete your account.
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@j035ich5pach
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Guys… My wife ordered this pizza.
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Legend
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I was just notified by Fetterman’s campaign that I just missed the cut to act as the new senator for Pennsylvania.
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Going to say goodbye to my best friend ever this week. I’m not sure what day, but I’m going to spoil the shit out of him before I do.
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You guys enjoying your $1,400?
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New York will offer one-time payments of up to $15,600 to undocumented immigrants who lost work during the pandemic. The effort — a $2.1 billion fund in the state budget — is by far the biggest of its kind in the U.S.
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My mom’s struggle is finally over. She passed this afternoon surrounded by all of us and holding her only brother’s hand. I’m going to miss her badly, but she’s finally at peace.
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And now, some scenes from last night…
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@AOC Oh, so you lied about what he initially said then?
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@IlhanMN ... she said, after introducing anti-Semitic BDS legislation in Congress.
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@abbydphillip @secupp @jaymichaelson "Anyone who disagrees with socialist values and communist leanings is far-right." It's getting really old, and you need to find a new narrative.
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Today is the visitation for my mom & there is a beautiful portrait of her next to her casket. No card. All of us asked each other if they did it, all said no. We asked the funeral director if she knew & she said “It came from out of state from The Minions.” 😭❤️🙏🏻 #TopMinion
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@EddieZipperer What the fuck does this even mean? It actually comes from a place of paying taxes. Even the poorest of the poor on Sec 8 who have their rent paid for, their protection comes from the landlord’s taxes. Privilege?
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@WajahatAli Totally comfortable with people playing by the rules your team has made Waj. Perfect actually.
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@j035ich5pach
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Ride the wind my friend. I didn’t deserve you, but I’m glad you thought I did. You were the best friend I’ve ever had.
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Shes letting me know it’s time for her walk, and it’s raining. I’m going to have to walk in the rain, aren’t I?
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After 30 years of marriage, I don't think we'll make it to 31. I've decided to take y'alls advice and file for divorce because my wife ordered pineapple on her pizza.
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Every short person in history, when given a modicum of power or influence, has abused it to the point where we just continue ignoring short people.
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Fauci: Stimulus bill needs to be passed for schools to reopen
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I ordered the crew neck, and they sent me a v-neck, but I’m still gonna wear it, @JesseKellyDC .
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@RpsAgainstTrump @elonmusk @CommunityNotes Not sure if anyone has said this to you yet, but stop crying.
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@GovWhitmer You have a duty to uphold and prosecute the laws already on the books. Now 3 MSU students are dead because a woke DA allowed the shooter to plead a felony firearm charge down to a misdemeanor.
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RT if you agree!
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@David_Leavitt Says the short white guy who berated a Target employee over a toothbrush.
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@j035ich5pach
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Ken and I look at the guy and both of us are younger than John, and we both say “you think I can’t stand through a whole concert?” We ain’t old, mf’er!
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@AlaskanCourtney @WmScottBlair @GovWhitmer To inflict as much pain as possible I’m guessing. The legislature agreed to let her expand it with an understanding she wd open up some businesses like Lawncare/landscaping/nurseries. She then put more restrictions on, not less. She’s a horrible governor.
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I ask Ken, “what about your friends?” He smiles and says
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@JoeBiden Are you watching @TuckerCarlson right now, Joe?
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@mehdirhasan How many of them want peace with Israel and recognize it as a sovereign country?
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@greg_price11 @ComfortablySmug As a MI Resident, I can tell you that she lies every time she is on television, and in every one of her briefings. She is the worst governor we've had in my lifetime. And that's saying a lot when we've had Granholm, Blanchard, and Milliken in my lifetime.
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@DavidOAtkins We’re right here. Come get some.
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@oneunderscore__ They didn’t cave at all. Are you upset they wrote a letter Ben? He didn’t even address what the root cause of the outrage was, only divisiveness. You’re like an 8 yo girl.
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Son of a bitch. I did it.
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@dpakman How do you like those rules you made?
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@GovWhitmer Don’t know how you can be so excited about ripping a baby limb from limb.
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How it started How it’s going Say hi to little Leo! 8lbs 22 in long! He and mom are doing great! And if you’re keeping score, this the the 5th grandson in a row, and they’re 4, 3, 2, 1 and newborn!
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@savvymike1 @newrepublic It was gays who made the threats because they felt target caved and disrespected the gay community. I mean, did you read the article?
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They’re taking him to the children’s hospital for overnight observation. He wanted his papa while they were getting things around. Thanks again for all the prayers and support.❤️
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@IlhanMN Says the chick funneling millions to her boyfriend
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Ladies and gentlemen, I’m a papa! Miles Patrick came to us at 415AM, 7lbs8oz. Mom and baby are doing great!
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@IlhanMN Cry mo ho
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@IWTheDarkPrince @piersmorgan For protection, hunting, and to fight tyranny. How’s the knife ban going over there?
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@benryanwriter Are you mad? You seem upset that you can't control a woman. A real woman.
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@AOC Are you mad? You seem upset.
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@WalshFreedom You talking about the Ukraine war, global warming, or the WEF?
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Guys, little Miles fell off his sister’s bunk bed and hit his head pretty hard. My wife and daughter took him to the ER for assessment. Please say a prayer for him. Thank you.
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Stop what you’re doing right now and look at this fat grandbaby.
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Why doesn't he allow replies? Only a guy who wants total control of everything wouldn't allow replies to his tweets. Such a pussy.
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@ComfortablySmug Durr spent .00473 cents per vote. That’s a helluva campaign right there!
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@IlhanMN I had dreams of being debt free. After setting up a budget and living within my means, I was able to pay off my student loans and everything else except my mortgage.
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A couple kids just rang the doorbell and told me they were running a lemonade stand up the street. I told them I was working but would stop down if they were still going after work. I asked them how much for a glass and they said .25 cents, so I gave them $10 and told them to…
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@JoaquinCastrotx Bro, have you met the president of the United States?
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@USAmbKabul @Beyonce @lizzo @ReginaKing Hopefully you can get this going in between their routine beatings for reading a book. Good luck!
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@BrandyZadrozny Isn’t your job to decipher that through, oh I don’t know, verification and corroborating multiple sources?
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@JesseKellyDC Because there are only 15-20 true conservatives in congress. The rest are in it to grow government and make themselves richer.
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@GOPChairwoman Why haven't you met with @ScottPresler ? He's doing your job.
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So we follow John and he takes us to the center of the venue, and we start our descent toward the stage. We keep going. Closer… Closer… I look at my wife, and I said
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@POTUS Dude, everything happening at the border was literally created overnight by you. lmao.
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@DrJialun Twitter is verifying Chinese propagandists now?
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@AntonioSabatoJr I don’t respect people who rape little kids, so I guess we’ll never have respect for each other.
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@ceciliaaraneda Wait. Germany?
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@christinafreund I think it's clear, based on your tweet, that you did not, in fact, kill the story.
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Remember when the left and MSM went after a 12 yo Barron Trump, but can’t muster up a single negative thing to say about a 50 yo son of the current president who’s on video banging hookers and smoking crack?
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@VP @POTUS How do you know she's a woman if she is on record not knowing what a woman is?
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@AOC Snark aside, do you denounce what he did?
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I can’t stop watching this
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F that rooster 😂
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Segregated zoom links in Madison Wi, @ComfortablySmug !
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Jim Crow 2.0, courtesy of the Madison School District.
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@jamesbartonoma1 @RussTamblyn Kind of sad you've instilled that type of belief in her. I mean, really sad.
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Son came up for family dinner & wanted burgers & fries, but I thought I’d take a crack at @ChefGruel ’s lobster burgers with a po boy lobster topping. Can’t compete with the GOAT, but I did smash this thing.
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Just shows it’s all predictive programming. 😂
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Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, I’d like to remember Audrey Hale, who murdered 6 children at the Covenant School in Nashville. I’m remembering her, specifically, because the FBI demands you forget her and what she did.
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Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we grieve the transgender Americans whose lives were taken this year. There is no place for hate or discrimination in America. No one should lose their life simply for being themselves.
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@GovWhitmer They’re far left anarchists from what I’ve seen. Glad they stopped it, but you going on and on about it is a little much. Maybe you should step down if you can’t handle the pressure of being a tyrant that even the far left can’t stand.
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@AOC They passed a bill. The one you voted against. They did their part.
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@AOC He did everything the right way, Sandy. He didn’t break the law to become a resident and citizen.
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@IlhanMN Personally, I'm shocked you'd be angry about some people doing something.
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@CNNOpinion Sitting in my office in a sweatshirt because my house is set at the proper air conditioning temperature.
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@realDailyWire I changed it to: NBDYGVSAFK
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My daughter tryna hoodwink me into getting this…
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