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@ipsumkyle

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critic, optimist

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@ipsumkyle
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3 years
due to inflation the sex number is now 77.756
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5 months
another early 20s weekend night wasted. good thing i have infinitely many more of these
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@ipsumkyle
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7 months
starting every conversation here with “did you see the game last night?”
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1 month
don’t forget you are competing against people with no friends hobbies or shame
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@ipsumkyle
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6 months
i thought oxbridge was like the ivy league of europe? this is like boston college
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@ipsumkyle
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4 months
during college i can remember 6 male friends who went through ltr breakups. 3 of them lost their minds for a year and completely derailed their lives and the other 3 initiated the breakups
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
for every beer you drink on a friday night there are 10 indian middle schoolers studying linear algebra in their spare time
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2 years
this is the greatest failure of modern society
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2 years
you ever see a guy and know he only shops at uniqlo
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6 months
@satyanadella pulling this off before markets open is crazy
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
gen z military draft would have to be top 10 funniest moments in human history
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@ipsumkyle
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11 months
at the apothecary contemplating which elixir of wakefulness to purchase…
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@ipsumkyle
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3 years
as much as i sympathize with the anti college sentiment don’t tell kids not to go to college. do you know how fucking cool it is to be 18-22 with all your friends within walking distance independence and freedom to study what you want while someone holds your hand
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
girl: maybe if you were 6’4 i would talk to you me, <90 IQ: what
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@ipsumkyle
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10 months
blackpill again
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1 year
markets should open for 2 minutes a day at a random time like bereal
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
as a guy it’s such a blessing to not be good at video games. a few milliseconds better reaction time and you’ve lost your 20s to call of duty. if i were good at rocket league i wouldn’t have graduated college
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1 year
how do people live alone. do you not go a little insane
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@ipsumkyle
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10 months
this is your brain on transhumanism
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2 years
“ban cars” -a mf who grew up within a mile of good education, parents make 500k a year to afford to raise a family in a high density area
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@ipsumkyle
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4 months
one of my favorite photos ever: a 45-year-old paul erdos thinks alongside 18-year-old terence tao. math truly transcends age
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@tinynaut they're doing well
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@ipsumkyle
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1 year
rizz as a concept went viral because covid gave everyone below the age of 18 mild grade autism such that real charisma became extraordinary and impressive
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
the video: my day in the life as a 23 year old girl in tech 😌 the replies: she deserves infinite pain for the crime of being a woman
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@ipsumkyle
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10 months
how it feels reading pdfs at the bar
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2 years
if you don’t have your entire career figured out by age 22 it’s so over
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
i love math its a shame you have to have a 150 iq to understand it on a meaningful level
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2 years
lol
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@ipsumkyle
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6 months
unabomber manifesto bf bin laden letter gf
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1 year
i’ve waited years to post this
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1 year
zoomers in particular love the bateman character because of the myth that leaning into your antisociail tendencies will save you
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Why has this character become such a cultural phenomenon for younger generations?
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@ipsumkyle
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3 years
beer 1: i am a failure beer 5: *googling* jane strret interview questions HARD
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@ipsumkyle
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10 months
i need a job that only requires i think really hard 3-4 hours a day and i get the afternoons to play basketball. i need to drive a 1995 2 passenger ford f150. i need a girlfriend who doesn’t mind if i go a couple days without talking sometimes. i need five million d
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1 year
gpt confirmed < 90iq
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2 years
you’re 23 bro you don’t have to pretend to like IPAs yet
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2 years
one time a high school teacher was like “what if the problem isn’t artificial intelligence but intelligent artifice” and i went home and changed my college application from philosophy to physics
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2 years
many rationalists have yet to identify the utility in looking good
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2 years
you ever meet someone and are like yeah they would definitely kill me in the right political climate
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6 months
@mutawasiti1 common app max is 20 so i think similar selection effects apply
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2 years
most kids go thru a whole linear algebra class without being given any sort of spatial intuition
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5 months
@sdand i need to lock in
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6 months
@notpurav well yeah and also like 5x the undergrad enrollment in the US
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
it’s cruel on some fundamental level to lock a high agency individual in an environment that’s under stimulating and restricts opportunities for personal growth
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1 year
Good Evening, "roon" was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Eliezer Yudkowsky. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
. @tszzl whole account has been meme gain of function research and we’ve just seen a lab leak
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1 year
daniel and taylor typing out this exchange in bed next to each other, giggling as people post screenshots and take sides
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2 years
why are people learning bayesian statistics? my brain does that for me
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2 years
what the fuck is an electron
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2 years
going thru customs at SFO and it’s just two leetcode mediums?
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3 years
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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@ipsumkyle
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9 months
i honestly didn’t realize ib analysts were working that much. i thought they were doing 80 hour weeks the same way google employees do 40 hour weeks
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@ipsumkyle
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1 year
i talked to an mba student at the gym the other day and he said he works 20 hours a week and just plays call of duty and basketball all day
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every morning i wake up and put on my baseball hat and drive to the store and buy a yerba mate. roommate says “why don’t you buy them in bulk and keep them at the house.” he doesn’t understand
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6 months
a lot of people have suggested that acceptance rate isn’t a great measure of university caliber, and they’re right. a better one is the average income of its new grads
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
a 27 year old banker from manhattan was doing his morning skincare routine and had a realization: he was being hot
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1 year
mixed IQ relationships can work really well. for example, red scare pod
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@ipsumkyle
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2 years
first date idea: we hang out and watch jeopardy together but it's secretly an episode i've already watched. i play it cool but when the women's literature section comes on i go 5 for 5
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(guy who got a 1420 on the SAT) I don’t really get the hype around GPT-4
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1 year
they will create god and charge $9.99 to ask him a question
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2 years
can someone explain to me what’s going on in the market like i’m a child
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no one: Aella: so imagine the trolley problem but you have to have sex with them
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growing up i woke up at 6am played sports three hours a day and studied until midnight now i feel like sisyphus trying to make it to chick-fil-a breakfast before close
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average monk in 400 AD: i’m going to give up all earthly pleasures and possessions to pray for 10 hours a day and achieve enlightenment average 22 year old going “monk mode”: i’m going to silence twitter notifications so i can work for two hours straight
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2 years
every time i have a conversation longer than 2 hours i’m like oh life is fundamentally imbued with meaning
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python is goated i don’t care what you nerds say im never learning another language
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2 years
guy whose spreadsheet has 20 columns and 2 rows
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If you've had sex with 5+ people: do you maintain a spreadsheet that logs details about people you've had sex with?
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i wish i had done more earnest long term planning in college. kind of assumed things would naturally work out by virtue of being smart and hard working, which like they sort of did, but the selection bias there is terrible and the results are suboptimal
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2 years
i’ve read through a number of caroline ellisons tweets and tumblr posts- to be honest i really like her
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1 year
the thing about texas is you can’t be depressed or otherwise persistently sad and expect to be taken seriously. the sun is out and strangers want to be your friend, pull it together
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2 years
GPT-4 slipping a $20 bill under the table during its turing test
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import pandas as np import numpy as pd
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bro friday night was a movie 🔥🔥🔥
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1 year
forgot how hard this goes
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2 years
sorry, unfollowing now. loved his techno optimism, didn’t know he coined the neoslur wordcel
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2 years
dudes on here think every real face avi, credentials in bio account is some gen z iteration of peter thiel tech prodigy every real name account is actually the most milquetoast, myopic, aristocratic professional networker you could imagine. i’m sorry to break it on here
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3 years
evil peter thiel be like 0 to -1
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2 years
what if i optimized for happiness instead of status lol what then
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leetcode is so fun it’s basically a videogame. i can’t believe i only got into this at age 23
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2 years
you need to be sleeping 4 hours a night, watching the sunrise, 10 coffees a day. tweeting nonsense totally delirious, driving 60 in a 30, talking to yourself. peering through blinds, sitting alone in a dark room, accusing roommate of stealing, forgetting you live alone. taking me
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2 years
regret to inform my followers that my startup pitch “we give one man (me) 100 thousand dollars to quit work and play halo for a year” was rejected by the thiel foundation
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the reason there isn’t a public conversations app with 1B users is because there aren’t one billion people with things to say
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@ctjlewis @mutawasiti1 yeah it sucks. also costs money to send SAT scores to each school. also in interviews they’ll expect you to have visited the school like that’s a casual thing to do
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2 years
ok how malleable is personality really? i dont want to be neurotic anymore
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if you didn't cheat in college you're legally allowed to add .1 to your gpa
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there’s this upper class way of engaging with religion where people will adopt an academic interest in the religion in lieu of a faithful commitment
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people really don’t like it when you suggest eating meat is bad
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gave my roommate my chatgpt login
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insane market
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dogs like autistic people understand that maintaining eye contact is far too powerful of a gesture to be commonplace or considered basic etiquette
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@chinesegon 10 points left on the board
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too low T to go D1, too high T to be good at math, just enough to listen to drake and write pandas code
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things have gone badly in a way i didn’t really think was possible four or five years ago. not like extremely poorly but totally out of distribution. this sort of ennui and lack of resources and total collapse of community were not on my radar at 18
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2 years
if thats your girl whys she asking for my dalle access
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guys will be like i’m working on self care and it’s just basic hygiene
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