Lazarillo
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Head Bartender at Mt. Paradexio Volcanic Resort
Joined March 2021
@0xTycoon @scupytrooples I haven't used an Apple product for 20 years. They must be bankrupt. Every single post that mentions BTC has some doofus saying the exact same thing as you. Nobody cares what you use. ETH is still BTC's bitch, and the whole sector is nothing without the king.
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I'm not a fan of Orbiter, but good to have more flights to Club Paradexio.
Meet @tradeparadex: The SuperDEX era is here. Add funds directly to your Paradex account by bridging $USDC to Paradex on Orbiter 👉 . Fast trades. Deep liquidity. Built-in privacy.
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This could bring some positive attention as we get more info on the performance criteria for team's DIME unlocks, and how it will all be enforced. But there will be a lot of haters, too, because most teams don't want to be shamed for exiting as fast as possible.
$DIME Tokenomics Update 👇. 1. Revised Paradigm Shareholder Unlocks.2. Performance-Based Team Unlocks.
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Tard Take, but people have been regurgitating the same slop for years. JPMorgan has been the biggest market maker etc of crypto ETFs for years, since before spot ETFs. Dimon said years ago most of the smart young guys who work for him like Bitcoin. He doesn't. Nothing changed.
In 2023, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon said he's "deeply opposed" to Bitcoin and it's for criminals. Today, JPMorgan partnered with Coinbase "to accelerate crypto adoption.".
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They said they were raising $1B but had to sell their stock at a 60% discount to raise $75M, so stock nukes 60% in two days . Now how do they raise more $$$?. Bakkt was a hyped futures exchange with major backers that launched around 2018, failed.
Bakkt stock plummets 40% after announcing pricing of $75 million public offering to buy bitcoin
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The "private credit golden bull run" is over. This is the private credit golden parachute aka "democratizing finance".
We talked to @functi0nZer0 about the private credit golden bull run. One of the most slept on sectors of RWAs đź‘€.
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$COMP
For every seller theres a buyer.
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I wouldn't let either of them clean my toilet.
If I were to get rugged onto a desert island and could pick one crypto giga brain to be stuck with, @pythianism would be top-tier—. Hence a dream jam diving into all things Bitcoin and crypto treasuries with team @hiFramework @im_manderson and @MikeIppolito_ . Give it a listen👇.
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Utter horseshit.
NEW @gwartygwart: Inside Crypto Treasury Deals With @joshua_j_lim. • Treasury vehicles see 45-60 day liquidity windows.• MSTR model being widely replicated.• 3-5 month timeline for SPAC conversions, Treasury plays faster
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RT @miroyato: Sooo was made to fix this w/ encryption & data control by design! .🍓Syncs across devices (+ mobile op….
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You don't need blockchains to use ZKPs. And most big privacy leaks (not Tea) are because governments force data retention. You can't use ZKPs to avoid leaks if govs force retention of KYC. Miden LOL.
ok but being serious for a sec if the tea app had been built on @0xMiden this never would have happened. kinda amazing privacy is still crypto’s most underrated use case when you can see its need everywhere—everywhere—around you.
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Cathie's flagship fund ARKK is down over 50% since 2021 peak despite daily ATHs in equities and crypto. Clowntelegraph cites her as if she's a great analyst, when she's the worst trader on the planet.
⚡️ LATEST: Robinhood’s 2% crypto transfer reward and VC shifts to Treasury firms may be fueling Ethereum unstaking, says Cathie Wood.
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RT @fiddybps1: SOL and HYPE books on Paradex are thicker than any CEX right now. $10k clip on SOL is consistently negative spread (courtesy….
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Avoid this scam. Short when it's live on @tradeparadex.
The $BTR Token Sale will take place on @CoinList. As a Bitcoin DeFi infrastructure project implementing the first BitVM, Bitlayer enables trustless smart contracts on Bitcoin. 📅 Sale Period: July 31 – August 7.🔗 Details: 📍Open to US accredited
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Spoofing . "Line of credit".
Nasdaq-listed biotech company Windtree Therapeutics (WINT) announced it has signed a $500 million equity line of credit (ELOC) agreement and an additional $20 million stock purchase deal, with total funding up to $520 million. 99% of the funds will be used to buy BNB.
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No, Celestia is facilitating an OTC sale by Polychain to other "investors".
Polychain sells remaining $62.5 million TIA stake to Celestia Foundation ahead of staking reward changes
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RT @ILiketoCope: @brahamday7 @OhaSteve @tradeparadex @fiddybps1 @Abguy195 @Abol02 @Xenon7889 When Cynernetic Scam Altman takes over the wor….
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Diaperliquid and Buttpack double-count OI to deceive people. Paradexio
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Fund loses 80% in a bull market, so he starts a new ponzi.
According to Unchained, Asymmetric founder Joe McCann will serve as the CEO of Accelerate, a new Solana treasury company, and plans to raise $1.51 billion to become the largest Solana treasury company, and is expected to purchase about 7.32 million SOLs.
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"We're gonna need a bigger ponzi".
Joe McCann of Asymmetric Financial, whose liquid fund is reportedly down 80% year to date, has been fundraising as CEO for a Solana treasury company aiming to raise $1.5 billion. @steven_ehrlich reports.
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Trusta is trash and they're scammers. Avoid them like the plague.
Thanks to @TrustaLabs for trusting us and for their swift, responsible response. Security is always our top priority — stay vigilant.
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