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@AlchemixFi @egirl_capital 錬金術師 my tweets are my own ꙮꙮ

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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
If $ETH doesn’t hit its ATH this weekend, I will send a topless pic to one random person who likes this post.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
Is this something our technoking is trying to tell us?
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
Over the course of 2022, we have seen the rise of what has been called "DeFi 2.0". As a farmer, degen, student, and builder in DeFi, the vision of the future of DeFi is beginning to materialize in my mind's eye. 🥁 THREAD TIME
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@scupytrooples
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1 year
This is what happens to spider's webs when you give them drugs
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
The uniswap of Cardano is one tx per block. Unoswap
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@scupytrooples
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6 months
@Molson_Hart cold turkey no screentime until behavior changes, and from then on, screens as a treat but not everyday expected thing. gluck 🫡
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@scupytrooples
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2 years
I am thrilled to present Alchemix v2 to the world. What is Alchemix v2 and why is it a game changer? 👇🧵
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
@elonmusk Hey Elon, I made a protocol where you can take out a loan and the yield from your collateral pays off the loan automatically over time. Might be cool to finance a self driving car with a self paying loan.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
About to sell all my BTC for ETH.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
All these eth killers are trying to solve the scalability problem but don't have enough usage to even have a scalability problem, kek.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
This decade, a DeFi founder will win a Nobel prize in economics.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
flipping the switch soon
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
2 years
I'm not fucking leaving
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Seriously @MetaMask you need to add 2FA. A few ppl came out saying they got hacked and lost everything because of targeted viruses. I bet most don't come forward out of shame too. Or at the very least, recommend users use hw wallets with MM
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
I bought the eth ath
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
While DeFi may be enamored with some shiny new tools out there, let me remind you of the power of @AlchemixFi . Let's break it down 👇
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
A lot of ppl ask me why are you always ragging on Cardano. Here are my thoughts on the matter 1/9 🧵👇
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
2 years
In the wake of sifugate, there has been an understandable backlash around anons. I'm staying anon bc I value my privacy, but I'm going to push for more transparency around Alchemix via dashboards that have up to the minute reporting of protocol health and treasury movements.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
So happy to finally reveal what we've been making. Please do read the article as it covers Alchemix in great detail. I will try my best at a TLDR though /1
@AlchemixFi
Alchemix
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Enough with the teasers. It is time to introduce Alchemix.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Bold prediction: $ETH to $2k by end of month.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
I propose we stop calling the lowest priced NFTs in a collection a floor, and instead call it the sea level.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
DeFi is cool but no one cares now. JPEGS are meh but everyone is about it now. When DeFi and JPEGS come together, it will be magical.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
@elonmusk @dogecoin_devs Imagine wasting your time on DOGE when you could be integrating Tesla in with DeFi.
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@scupytrooples
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@acityinohio what i hate about this, is that it you live there and work in the data center, youd still need a car to get there
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
I just got shivers after only paying $3 on a smart contract interaction on Ethereum mainnet.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
"DeFi is easy"
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3 years
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
DeFi tokens in general, alcx included, have taken a beating over the past month. My baby has some wounds to lick too. That said, my team and the wider community of defi builders aren't stopping. Our revolution has barely just begun. DeFi is here to stay folks.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
I love when a project that made no innovation and just straight up copied our code gets funded by a major VC.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
what a fucking day. <3 you CT for the outpouring of support. wagmi
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Cardano is a marketing scam meant to lure the crypto naive into investing in it. It survives only on Charles hyping it, and I think while the Cardano community is expecting smart contracts to make ADA moon, reality will hit fast when it'll be priced by metrics and not hype.
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@scupytrooples
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1 year
In crypto terms, fed encouraged banks to lock up their money in vault contracts, but the underlying isn't available for 10 years, only leaving the iou tradable, and then they devalued the ious, so now they minted tokens for the iou holders so it won't collapse the global economy.
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3 years
while you were busy speculating on doge shitforks, @AlchemixFi has locked over 10% of the supply of $DAI in @iearnfinance
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
AAVE is the leader in all of DeFi for TVL and makes $1m+ in daily revenue. And yet, it isn't the highest valued DeFi token, not by a longshot. Feels like a DeFi re-evaluation season will soon be upon us.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
2 years
Dumps every DeFi token 90%+ via farm and perp scheme. Then lobbies government to "protect consumers" from such investments
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Arbitrum is nice bc you can use eth and don't have to go through the awkward process of getting some sidechain token in order to transact.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
2 years
Fuck this stupid system that invites lobbyists to shape policy in direct opposition to what the public wants. Why is a corporation in the Bahamas that's only there to dodge taxes and regulation steering US crypto policy?
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
1mo. Olympus Pro progress report: We now own around 1.5% of the total liquidity (~3m). We are going to start bonding for our alUSD and alETH LP positions soon too. I'm not sure how much Olympus Pro had to do with it, but $ALCX has more than doubled in price since starting bonds.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Hear me out. Stablecoins, but as NFTS. We can call it $JPEG
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
I think ETH teleports to 4k from here.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
1 year
I used to hold btc on Ethereum. I had been used to holding various kinds, including wbtc, renbtc, and tbtc, but after seeing Ren just say they're going to shut down leaving all remaining erc20 renbtc worthless soon, I won't hold any erc20 btc again.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
@rleshner Make a portal on the website for returns, log them, reward returners, ask nicely. This got us 55% of our alETH back from our incident.
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@scupytrooples
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2 years
Effective Altruism is the biggest modern day psyop and scam. The playbook is to be a financial vampire to get rich, and then give half away to charities of your choosing. It's really just a guilt tax that clears them to do a host of unethical actions for their own betterment.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
👀⚗️
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1 year
Sorry to interrupt the twitter algo programming, but the Euler exploiter has just returned a huge chunk of the funds. This is some of the best news to cap off a very concerning week.
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@scupytrooples
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2 years
Last take on the state of olympus dao. They made something awesome and have the largest active community of any project I've ever witnessed. They got innovations in the works, partners, and bright minds building. I have faith in them, but regardless what happens, mad respect.
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3 years
It's about time $ETH ripped up. How long can it stay so hilariously undervalued?
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3 years
What if DeFi can cancel the next bear market?
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2 years
I wouldn't fade the (3, 3). If you ever felt you were too late before, now could be a good time to get in. I'm partial to Olympus and [Redacted], and together they're going to be a force in DeFi for a very long time.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
v3 lets you go back in time and undo bad trades
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
$ETH is ultra sound real estate. Nobody tag udi
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
1 year
@SBF_FTX You fucked around with users funds. You violated the one thing that should be sacred. C'mon man! You can be sorry all you want, but even if depositors get their funds back, you are not welcome here any more. Go find some other source of money for your Machiavellian altruism.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
One of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. Over half the funds have been returned. ❤️ The @AlchemixFi community. alETH will be back this week folks.
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3 years
It's understandable why legacy finance veterans can't understand @AlchemixFi , but let me break it down to you @profplum99 . Fully disclosure, I'm the co-founder of Alchemix. /1
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Michael Green
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For those wondering, this is not “reinventing finance”. It is repackaging old scams... I mean, why not reinvest the $50K and take out another $25K immediately? And then reinvest... why let fiat go to waste? In short order, replace your $100K USD with a $100K debt and an “asset”
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Remember that the bear market started because Justin Sun banged some whales's wife.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
2 years
Wow! This month three premier exchanges, Binance, Coinbase, and Okex, have listed $ALCX. I am insanely proud of our awesome team and community. Gonna do a little happy dance then get back to building!
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Turning off tradingview, deleting blockfolio, and blocking coingecko locally. It's buidl time.
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3 years
God I love this site
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2 years
I'm so INSANELY bullish on @AlchemixFi $alETH going forward. We have deployed the stETH and rETH vaults (in beta with small caps now), and after we scale them up the potential is staggering. /1
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
2 years
If your bags are my bags then we are frens. If your bags are not my bags you are a scammer and a terrible human being. /CT in a nutshell
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Penguins are above the jpeg maximalism. We use the PNG format.
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scoopy trooples
3 years
not launching alETH until I hit 30k followers
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3 years
Ethereum got 99 problems but concurrency ain't one. Hahahahahahahahahahahada
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scoopy trooples
3 years
CT today
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3 years
If I get a Neuralink, I'm going to mine crypto with my brain.
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3 years
Seriously wtf crypto. Used cars are doubling in value and you are shitting the bed.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Nobody better be sucking this wankers dick just because he went laser eyes. Dude is a dangerous partisan hack that deserves no praise or recognition just because he like BTC now
@seanhannity
Sean Hannity 🇺🇸
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He who controls the spice controls the universe. In the metaverse, data is the spice. Let's make that data uncontrollable.
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@scupytrooples
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2 years
Held eth from 1400 to 80 then to 4k and will hold wherever the hell it wants to go.
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
. @OlympusDAO pioneered the (3,3) movement in DeFi. DeFi 2.0 takes that to another level. (³,³) Up only, together.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Less solana vs ethereum and more banked vs bankless.
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3 years
Thinking of leaving special messages to the people who didn't return the alETH in the Alchemix UI. They'll sign in with metamask and the page will cross reference it against our internal data and if determined you didn't return, it will show you passive aggressive messages.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
To those of us who survived the blood bath... wagmi
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
1 year
If anyone asks how Alchemix works, point them to this 4m explainer. I think it's my best explanation thus far for how the protocol works.
@tokenterminal
Token Terminal
1 year
🎙️A technical overview of @AlchemixFi , as explained by @scupytrooples :
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scoopy trooples
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in 2021 us at @AlchemixFi invented self repaying loans in 2024 we will reinvent them all over again just watch
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scoopy trooples
1 year
I am a 58 year old father, probably one of the oldest people in this space. I am a single father to my son, who is now 14. My son recently got into DeFi and in less than one week, he has already made over 10k in airdrops. This was terrible for me, as it was already hard enough 🧵
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Warning notice to the nft projects blowing up my dms offering me influencer exclusive deals. I will name and shame you starting today.
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scoopy trooples
3 years
Fuck the market I'm building anyway
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
2 years
I'm quite numb to price swings nowadays and am surprised more of you aren't
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@scupytrooples
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3 years
All eth killers will either die a ghost chain or live to be a evm sidechain.
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scoopy trooples
3 years
Just a reminder that the number three blockchain by market cap is vaporware. We are so early.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
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Controversial opinion: MEV is normalizing and enabling theft on chain.
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3 years
This site is free
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scoopy trooples
2 years
Anyone with five years exp is already retired or semi retired, and hence unhireable. Source: me who has been scouting talent as of late.
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devon
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the web3 urge to require 5 years of solidity experience
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scoopy trooples
3 years
Bullish anon teams not based in the USA
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scoopy trooples
2 years
So LOOT is still being developed, right? I didn't lose 5 figs on a literal text file, right?
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scoopy trooples
2 years
I used to be afraid to speak my mind as a cofounder and, for better or worse, the public face of a DeFi project. But there's so little left to bleed, I don't care about pissing off the wrong ppl anymore. 👍👍👍
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Across the world, Coke is so ubiquitous it is synonymous with cola. @chainlink is the Coke of oracles.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
2 years
Unpopular opinion: $SUSHI is undervalued
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
It's the one month anniversary of @AlchemixFi And what a month it has been. We have ~800m TVL, ~200m supply of alUSD with a strong liquid peg, and over 200m DAI locked in our contracts. We are blown away and have a lot of people to thank that helped us get here. 👇
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scoopy trooples
2 years
Smart contract scaling hierarchy. Zkrollups > optimistic rollups > evm sidechain > non evm sidechain
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3 years
The woke left anti crypto nft people are the same ones who participated in occupy Wall Street and yet are siding with the fiat system now. You can’t make this stuff up.
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3 years
I’m so tired that I can’t even bring myself to make fun of Cardano
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
2 years
My 2 cents on OpenSea. OpenSea is listing at 30bln on the stock market, eschewing the token economy and the users who made them successful. If the market rewards it, it will become more common in the future, and key parts of the crypto ecosystem will lose censorship resistance.
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@scupytrooples
scoopy trooples
3 years
Ok, we live in a simulation confirmed.
@0x_bear
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3 years
Goldman Sachs report on DeFi just out, with shoutouts to @DefiLlama @0xngmi @scupytrooples @DuneAnalytics . Dropping their new term TradFi 2.0. Are they gonna make it?
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you know how beginner advice was to just buy btc and eth not too long ago? what should the beginner advice be now? Buy eth and ___ ?
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scoopy trooples
2 years
If I have 86k followers, how come all of you aren't liking my tweets, which typically get ~100 likes. Gonna make a spreadsheet of all of you who don't like my posts and send you a message if you don't like 3 of my posts.
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scoopy trooples
3 years
What does "gm" stand for? Wrong answers only
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3 years
Easy to have strong hands when you have productive assets.
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