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@iamagolfguy
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23 days
Imagine being Frank Sinatra’s son and you gotta act like Woody Allen is your daddy. Boy, I’d be sick.
@eddluxe
✨ Ed 🤦🏽‍♂️ ✨
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Ronan Farrow is ridiculously pretty 😩
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@iamagolfguy
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7 months
That boy is swagged out.
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This is a Communications Director for the US department of the Interior:
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@iamagolfguy
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23 days
@tinclock Mostly just so he doesn’t make Frank seem like a philandering asshole, cheating on his sick wife with Mia.
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@iamagolfguy
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23 days
@Milesm31 I have as much to do with that man being born as Woody Allen does.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 month
This white boy is nuts.
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@iamagolfguy
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23 days
@tinclock lol I think when the other option is Woody Allen, you just bite the bullet and say “sorry, dad”.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
My man got a bunch of sides and a roku remote.
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@iamagolfguy
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@becboynton That’s not a bad theory
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
@PrinceHAK33M I cut it off after he said that he was keeping a bottle of champagne in the “back of the back” of the car. All musty and hot and shit.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
USA isn’t ever winning this tournament. This is another stratosphere of soccer.
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1 year
@topnotchnaj @WhoTFissim Sugar on the rim with the margarita frozen. Drink it with the pinky out.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Stop being Batman and be a billionaire.
@BatmanContent
Batman Content 🦇
2 years
You wake up as Batman, what's the first thing you do?
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
@DragonflyJonez I JUST put a brisket in the smoker. If that thing doesn’t crumble under the weight of a knife tomorrow, I might just throw the whole operation in the garbage.
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@iamagolfguy
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7 months
Shooting lotion all over your car to fake a nut shot for Twitter is mental illness
@Geminiblacicy
GEM&i BLAC 🫦🏳️‍🌈🇭🇹♊️
7 months
Giving head while driving is dangerous. Don’t do it!
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Tony Stewart doesn’t even pay 1109 a month for insurance.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Training room looks the same everywhere big guy.
@basketballtalk
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2 years
Rumor: Hornets forward Gordon Hayward wants change of scenery
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
@ackschually @playb0yethan @vvalgg Both of your pinned tweets are somehow equally bothersome.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 months
It’s because that thing is soakin
@PageSix
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Martha Stewart doesn’t wear underwear — only swimsuits under her clothes
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Did he just hit him with a banana and then… split????
@AsianDawn4
Asian Dawn
2 years
This happened in San Francisco
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@iamagolfguy
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3 months
Wait… Dakota Johnson puts in a bad acting performance???
@Sean_OConnell
Sean O'Connell
3 months
Yeah, #MadameWeb is somehow worse than you feared. One of the worst movies ever made, in any genre. Story makes absolutely no sense. The "action" is boring, with barely any cape stuff. Dakota Johnson looks as bored as you'll feel. It makes MORBIUS look like THE DARK KNIGHT.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Gunna looking in the one way mirror waiting on his chance to snitch.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
Lol AI needs to be illegal
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@iamagolfguy
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9 months
When lying works >>
@Blackmillions_
Black Millionaires ®
9 months
Gymnastics Star Simone Biles & her husband Jonathan Owens met on Instagram. Simone reportedly slid in his DM’s and was very impressed that he didn’t know she was.
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@iamagolfguy
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6 months
We got this on camera but not Wilt’s 100
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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Strollers from 100 years ago
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@iamagolfguy
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@WWFerguson2 My first time!
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
How you stink for 47 minutes and then turn into Defensive Thanos????
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@iamagolfguy
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9 months
McDouble or McChicken? High schoolers:
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@iamagolfguy
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@LibrarianJoe_ @Orioles @MLB Literally no one is thinking bout y’all
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@iamagolfguy
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3 months
@CFCIllustrated @OzzyOsbourne @kanyewest Yeah sometimes you dress up as monsters on Halloween.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
Why are you Robert Griffin III when you’re the only one I’ve ever heard of?
@RGIII
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Why isn’t a Bachelor’s degree for women called a Bachelorette’s degree?
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@iamagolfguy
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11 months
@PrinceHAK33M He’s smiling when the verse starts because he knows it’s some bullshit
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Umar got caught hollering at mid white women at the mall. He think he me in 2003
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Let’s keep that same energy we had for Big Ben for Watson.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Iggy won an MVP for “holding” Bron to 36/13/9 when Bron’s next best player was JR Smith? Timofey Mozgov??? Yeah. FOH.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
@Less_HumbleTeej I bet you got good pussy, brother.
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@iamagolfguy
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7 months
There’s been a murder
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Look at the shoes on the rack… absolutely swaggerless.
@Johnson__joey
Joey R Johnson 🏳️‍🌈
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@theeyecollector Former US army soldier Eric, 30, and his partner, Morgan, 22, in Lake Forest, California.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Ime Udoka is about to help the Celtics win a title while wifing up Nia Long… He’s got a hater for life.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
@dylanburnite @ProFootballTalk Yes lol. That’s literally the referee’s job from the time you’re old enough to play tackle football.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Exactly where KD would be without Steph and Draymond and Klay
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
2 years
"Where would Chuck be without the big homies" KD continues to go at Charles Barkley 🤣
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@iamagolfguy
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@ReezyH_ @cliffynator @leftarmisme @nicholas_biondi My wife and I don’t “let” each other do anything. We just do it. We know personal time is important.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
I made a speculative buy of a new crypto about a year ago. I bought like half a billion of them for 250 bucks. It’s worth 56 cents rn lol.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Even tho I’ve got absolutely nothing to hide, im not doing this. This is serial killer behavior.
@CaribbeanRoseee
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2 years
If I’m dating you and we start to get serious, you must share your live location with me. I find this very normal and any man that find it toxic is a cheater or a liar. Period.
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@iamagolfguy
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11 months
@brettroberts @Punchdrunkdoc Upside-down heights with drowning power and killing machines in them
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@iamagolfguy
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2 months
Why’s that man holding Master Splinter like that. Show some respect.
@MumfordAndPlums
plamedi’s house of commons
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massive rat found in Johannesburg residence 😳‼️
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@iamagolfguy
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@KevinJManning1 @On3Recruits @JamieShaw5 @KingJames @JHopkinsSD @TiptonEdits North of California and Nevada, South of Washington, West of Idaho and East of the Pacific Ocean.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
She’s just putting random words in sequence.
@starheal
starheal
2 years
Putin has transiting Saturn opposing his natal Pluto all year…this can be a very destructive aspect/transit.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
This might be the worst scene Scorsese’s ever shot.
@LordDexHinton
De’Vion Hinton
2 years
Woulda had Samuel L. Jackson out there like this:
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
I’m not interested in leading another grown human being with her own decision making abilities. Subservience isn’t a quality I want in a partner. This ain’t a pack of wolves.
@ReadyRockDOT
If you’re in a bind, my name is NATE
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Every woman isn’t leadable
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
@ZWilsonsBurner @BigGameBoomer Engagement. That’s it.
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@iamagolfguy
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11 months
Invicta… keep that bitch for another 10 years for doing that to a child.
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
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It's incredibly sad that Elizabeth Holmes' children are going to be without their mother in their most formative years because she made the self-serving decision to specifically get pregnant multiple times ahead of her trial in hopes it would keep her from going to prison.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
If you grab an irritated man trying to walk by you, wtf you expect?
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
The party forcing raped women to have babies is also cool with those same babies being killed in their elementary schools. This place is sick.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
Popeyes v. Taco Bell in round 2 is a shame. 2 bad bitches deserving on a Final 4 spot.
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
1 year
Saw a few of these going around but sadly, they were all wrong! We decided to knock this out the proper way 🤝🏿 Fast Food Bracket Fights
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Greatest R&B song ever.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
Just fly af for no reason
@RnB_DITR
Rhythm & Blues 🎄💎
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Outstanding The Gap Band (1982)
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Alright alright alright.
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@KingFavre
Art Vandelay
2 years
I met a woman tonight that kinda looks like matt LaFleur and bros let me tell you 😍
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@iamagolfguy
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
That man got NOOOOOO bitches.
@prollyhighaf
la chusma
1 year
I really gave this man two hours notice and he planned a whole night out. I love it here?
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@iamagolfguy
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7 months
“Down, down in an earlier round”
@statmuse
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How far does this team go?
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
A month??? Brandy doesn’t pay 684 a month. God damn.
@BRATNAYYY
Mopar Baby 💋
1 year
My car insurance is 684 dollars LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
@mrsjohn45 @KevinFrazier That’s not true. I’ve known who the Zodiac is for a decade. Never told. Never will.
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@iamagolfguy
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9 months
Parents with more than 1 child have a favorite one.
@_Phoenixblvck
Phoenix Blvck
9 months
Opinion about Parenting that would get you like this? Let’s have them!
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Just not good at wrapping things up, I guess.
@ESPNFrankie
🐶WOOF CLITZER🐶
2 years
Magic turned Nike down?
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@iamagolfguy
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10 months
My family is 1. Too poor for that shit 2. Too smart for that shit
@EastsideTC
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That Submarine Shit Not Funny To Me That Could Be Your Family 💯🙏🏾
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@iamagolfguy
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10 months
You say this because you look 36 at 26.
@pearlythingz
H. Pearl Davis
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Yes you’re less attractive at 35 than at 25 as a woman. This used to be common sense 50 years ago.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Ray J said “hey mom. Mom. Mom. Moooommm. Watch this…”
@thatdamnbrook
Just Another Ambivert 😌
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Ray J, Sammie, Bobby V and Pleasure P formed a super group
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@iamagolfguy
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Freddy Krueger came in with a hell of a haymaker.
@mlbfights
Baseball Fight Club
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@iamagolfguy
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8 months
1 dick to 2 balls… there’s a diff ratio???
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
You grab me like that and we gonna have to fight or fuck. You pick.
@footballguy82
Mr. Wholesomething
1 year
Pause 😭😭😭
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Imagine getting kicked so hard you turn into Abe Vigoda
@SandhuMMA
Chamatkar Sandhu
2 years
What a photo. Damn. #UFC274 (via @HansGutknecht )
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@iamagolfguy
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I was doin this at high school dances like a mfer
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
If Matt Araiza was a franchise quarterback, he’d still be a Buffalo Bill rn. The NFL is nasty.
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Play 4 isn’t basketball at all. If this were a pickup game, Royce is getting hospitalized next time down the floor.
@BOringherNBA
Bryan Oringher
2 years
Re: Royce O’Neal. None of these are egregiously dirty plays. You have to play with a helluva lot of force in the playoffs. You can probably make a compilation like this from 10 other guys right now
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@iamagolfguy
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8 months
Actors are the weirdest ppl alive
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Why the fuck would she get yelled at or hit for doing what the attention starved parents are asking her to do???
@AnwarUhuru
Anwar Uhuru Ph.D. (they/their/he)
2 years
She didn’t get yelled at or hit. Instead she was allowed to make mistakes until she figured it out.
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@iamagolfguy
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Kanye really did the Zack Fox tweet. Insane.
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My daughter explaining mammals…
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@iamagolfguy
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2 months
@DragonflyJonez I wonder how often LeBron brings this up to his inner circle. We know he’s seen it. I’m just curious how frequently he thinks about it.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
@Saahil_Desai
Saahil Desai
1 year
Seems fine!
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
@kerrikgray @elonmusk @langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku “Just trying to be a good human” reveling in someone losing their job???
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
“Your honor, I think it’s clearly been demonstrated here in your courtroom that my client is not capable of running any kind of criminal enterprise”
@SeidenWSBTV
Michael Seiden
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EXCLUSIVE: My colleague @MarkWinneWSB just obtained surveillance video that shows the moment prosecutors accuse Young Thug and his co defendant Kahlieff Adams of conducting a “hand-to-hand” drug deal in court. @wsbtv
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@iamagolfguy
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Maybe if he took his time they wouldn’t stink
@JahTalksMusic
Jah Talks Music
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If Drake drops For All The Dogs this Friday, that’ll be his 4th album in just under 2 years… He’s really feeding the fans every 6 months, the work ethic is crazy
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@iamagolfguy
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Money >
@QBsMVP
Sosa Kremenjas
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Tyreek Hill really chose to leave the Chiefs and Pat Mahomes.... That's insane.
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@iamagolfguy
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11 months
@Sir_Fahrenheit @Rangers Me and the Peagle jerked each other off
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2 years
Happy Birthday baby girl.
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9 months
Me, telling my brother how I whooped his ass in Mortal Kombat
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
I didn’t even cry today. (That’s a lie)
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Ya eyebrows and ya hairline playing patty cake.
@druski
DRUSKI
2 years
Wasn't nobody on that Soccer shit like I was tho 🤐
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
Man’s legs confused af.
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@iamagolfguy
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1 year
Lol. This is insane. 8 years.
@urkle91
CoachSpace
9 years
Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god
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@iamagolfguy
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2 years
I tried to help my older brother from getting his beat by 5 dudes so we got our ass beat by 5 dudes together.
@el_budget
The Anonymous Nobody
2 years
People who been jumped before, this is a safe space. Tell me what led you to getting hands and feet laid upon you.
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