Andrew Ngmi
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Professional git cloner. All hail @ollama
Joined April 2022
Mistral might actually be better at conversations than GPT-3
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Crying this is literally that michael scott image😭.
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Sony has better tech, better pricing, better looks only if they could hire someone who could name products.
The CEO of Sony learning that Airpods have once again outsold the new and improved Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520's for the 15th consecutive quarter
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6 years later and its still your entire personality.
I literally scored full marks in JEE Main 2017 (AIR 1) and didn’t study half as much. Students who study this much usually end up burnt out, skill issue.
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LKG school fees have reached 4 LPA???? No way my kids going to school bro, my grandparents didnt go to school and I grew up just fine maybe we can skip another gen.
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If you die there is a 13 percent chance you get reincarnated as an indian, an 8 percent chance as an indian man. This is enough reason to live.
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Entrance exam maxxing is literally one of the reasons why india is a failed state.
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The secret 3rd botez sister.
Silver medalist in China working in her restaurant. Meanwhile bronze medalist in India:
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So much alpha all around I am a loser with a namesake degree.
went to get my ps5 repaired in blr, landed into a family run empire called consolefixit with more than 7 centers in south india. they train their family members and run these shops 24x7 🤯. India surprises everyday.
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Gold medalist at 22 I should kms.
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5 years later and my JEE rank still gives me fomo.
Giving a talk at IIT Madras on October 22.
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@shrihacker Witch experience is actually hurting?. Also 4 to 10 years down the line and school brands still matter?.
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Blinkit wala hai kya.
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Indians are/have been gaming research papers, projects in portfolios, certifications, GPAs , LoRs, Experience, skills and now OS contributions. The debate for skilled labour or whatever has been dead for a decade.
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@shbhm_5 I really like multi connect on the XM4s, the airpods fall off once you add a non apple device the equation but if you are using only macs yea they are better.
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LLMs are just stochastic parrots . -an indian education system graduate.
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You can just build stuff and never ship.
Introducing Sora, our text-to-video model. Sora can create videos of up to 60 seconds featuring highly detailed scenes, complex camera motion, and multiple characters with vibrant emotions. Prompt: “Beautiful, snowy
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Hinglish was literally unsolvable half a decade ago.
@TokaTakes Oi bhosdiwala, chill kar. Tera "10 best mutuals" ka hisaab laga diya. Mentions ke hisaab se yeh hai list: @c_estla_vie_, @seraphiccst, @hydrang9a, @LukeOrthodox, @Tanisha1009, @SecularTrainee, @dmuthuk, @banarasipaann, @gazwa_e_bhindi, @gosvami1229922. Mutuals matlab dono follow.
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Look at my right wing party dawg, we are never making it out of the third world.
BREAKING NEWS 🚨 📢 . Union Cooperative Minister Amit Shah announces that in few months Govt will launch a Cooperative taxi services like Ola and Uber. All benefits will go directly to drivers.
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This is next token prediction’s worst nightmare.
Death-defying neuroscientist turned OnlyFans model confronts life with memory loss — after brutal bike accident caused by a pigeon
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The female uninterested to fan conversion rate of F1 compared to other sports needs to be studied. What is so appealing about it that other sports cant do?.
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footage of zuckerberg “lending” llama3 weights to mota bhai(mysteriously 3 months later we have BharatGPT)
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IIT guy before he discovers Quant jobs.
@CountryBrahmin I'm not trying to do Olympiad problems I'm trying to do problems that will make me money.
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Eminem will find a way to somehow rhyme that mf with lemonade.
once rappers learn how to pronounce this nigga’s name it’s over.
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Normalise building shit with zero use case besides ego boost.
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@Marlon_Wadson @ibrahiemmstafa @marghecorsi219 @LucasSo67155979 @clubratt @OnlyF3R_ Their Body count dont piss them off.
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Ms Chouhan organic chem.
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Bhagwan maut dede but 31 and zero hoes with zero future prospects wali zindagi nahi.
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Live modiji reaction
I love your optimism and will add- the people of India are trendsetters and trailblazers when it comes to innovation. We welcome the world to invest in our nation. India won’t disappoint.
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> plays mann udhav varyache (presuming Marathi).> Internationalcricket player/bowler .> software guy at oracle.> cornell grad.> probably greencard holder . Its about to be overida for all konkani brown bois in family group chats.
If Saurabh Netravalkar, who had figures of 2-18 and bowled USA to victory in the super over vs Pakistan, wasn't disgustingly talented enough -- ( He is an engineer at Oracle and an MS in CS from Cornell University.) he's also a damn fine ukelele player. (video from his insta)
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@asc89 Cornell Tech and columbia CS are bigger cash cow programs than most state schools in 2024.
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Instagram is the only app where you can witness the entire IQ bell curve
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“Dank” mentality has got people saying shit that could get them arrested . Digital footprint needs to have real consequences.
"Bihar man rapes two minor daughters for a decade on advice of a tantrik to have a son". Men- "W father". Comment got 116 likes too
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All the 6 women in SF had a meetup, its a tough day out on the streets.
Only in San Francisco can you come up with an idea, go to your friend’s house on a Friday night at like 11 pm, find 5 other people already there who are ready to build, and by Monday morning have a prod ready to ship, throw it up on 𝕏, and have a lineup of investors interested.
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@asc89 Some of the most cracked EE engineers i have ever known are all working for nvidia india.
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Freedom 251 of LLMs.
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Reading shouldn’t be a privilege mfs when the writers die broke in a ditch
reading shouldn't be a privilege. download that book illegally if you can't afford it.
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Breaking: Cloudfare has decided to switch the lava lamps with the RCB score card.
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The worst porn addict you know still cannot outgoon the average woman.
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Dick riding the mughals is crazier than dick riding the britishers.
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Oh hell naah this is entering parody territory now💀.
🚨 University of San Diego to set up a campus in GIFT city, Gujarat.
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We need to take away tweeting rights away from white women.
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Bijli mangne keliye pokemon battle karenge ab.
Farmers of Karnataka brought crocodile to the sub station asking officials to provide electricity.
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Holy shit if this is the SQL I dont want to know how bad the prequels were.
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Finally 22 do I can related with the fuckass taylor swift song.
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If you aren't Top 7 IIT you are Tier-3 and need to focus on building instead of falling into the mindless dick measuring rabbit hole.
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@PradyuPrasad Naah I agree with having a test I just hate when people make it their whole personality or when institutes sell parents and kids the dream to crack these exams or they wouldn’t achieve anything.
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Its like it was all planned.
Jio Financial Services in talks with Paytm to acquire its wallet business.
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@rakwtf Mera mc swiggy bahar jaane pe coupon used bolke coupon bhi unavailable kardeta hau wtff.
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Some idiot actually documented his entire dunki trip to arizona border (legit everything from faking docs to boat rides) on Instagram. The internet is an unserious place.
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Nevee fly Air india. Just got to know I dont have a seat in a plane where I have paid 1300 dollars. I hope this come goes to the ground.
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Film twitter hates when audiences can actually she shit happening on screen.
I love how you can clearly tell they're in the MCU now.
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Low trust socity main tap to pay maang liya.
"UPI is the most convenient mode of payment ever created. " 🤦♂️ pehle tap to pay laao na dhang se. this is what is de facto standard in many other parts of the world 👇
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IT RAY TRACES BRO.
Prompt: Reflections in the window of a train traveling through the Tokyo suburbs.
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Kanye might just go full circle and drop that kim tape at this point.
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Lund buddhi is a very appropriate thing to say to anyone because most people are in fact lund buddhi.
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Just transposed matrix in mlx how do I apply to senior apple MLE??.
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Not starting with an apple product does wonders for your aptitude.
Can someone do a correlation study on kids who were started with mac computers versus windows pcs and tech illiteracy or even just general problem solving skills because I have a Hypothesis.
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Rajasthan mfs can get married at 12 but cant attend JEE coaching until 16 is just crazy.
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@asc89 Cant believe I am wasting time doing DSA when I couldve been calling every kulkarni patil in Bay.
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What do poly mfs even depress tweet about? “Me and who and who and who?”.
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