Mayukh Nair
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Too many interests to keep track of. Jet spray connoisseur. Gastronomical trash panda. Can't focus for shit.
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@todayyearsoldig
His dogs are absolute heart-melting good boys
The best content you will see this weekend:
President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins' dog enters room of 100 people to look for his owner, walks through everyone to find him, is very happy to do so and demands a belly rub during an official event
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@BrochachoTB40
@WaffulSyrup
You gotta understand he is America's most wanted meth cook, dealer and murderer
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More than Swiggy, I'm more concerned on how marketing at Netflix thought a show on self-sacrificial bravery in the Bhopal Gas Tragedy can be promoted like this as if it's a fun show about trains.
This is like promoting Schindler's List with cargo bogies delivering your food
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Guy hands 6 debit cards to the airport lounge staff and asks which would give them free entry (only one did for one of the two)
Lady opens her Louis Vuitton wallet with like 15 bank cards, skips them and hands her Priority Pass without a word
Money talks, wealth whispers?
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@hide0usk0jima
I quoted it with that pic almost right after it got posted and the algorithms chose to not give me my time under the sun, rip
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Delhi/northie people really go everywhere and ruin the chance to try local or tourist cuisine in their restaurants by demanding the same GTB Nagar shit everywhere. I didn't come to the hills to eat tandoori momos, pink sauce pasta and chilli paneer smdh
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@depthsofwiki
What made it funny was her name was literally Hayastan.....which is the Armenian word for.........Armenia.
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LuLu Hypermarket's fresh food sections are a sight to behold. Nowhere else in India, including the best stores in any metro city, can even remotely come to touch the mind boggling variety of raw & prepared meats, snacks, whole meals and desserts here at quite reasonable rates.
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Excellent and substantive meeting with President
@Jmilei
on how best to take the country forward.
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@murchiston
@jachaseyoung
@7ip7ap
So the bots now do images to boot with their remotely relevant garble
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@GarrettXWarren
@trevorcumbo
Sir, the movie was fantastic. Nobody else can pull anything close to Avatar for now. You can rest easy, kudos for all the absolutely incredible stuntwork!
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Makye Amay Tibet is a super underrated spot in Majnu Ka Tilla which is tricky to find but has a spanking clean decor & open kitchen, real good drinks and the best ever food I've had in 8 years of visiting MKT.
I'd daresay it's the only place besides Busan to even visit MKT for.
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Of course the line that serves pretty much exclusively the most middle class areas of the city and has the least maintained stations and oldest trains is "eww" but the white elephant of a line with atrocious headway, no connection to Gurgaon and deserted stns is "goated"
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Thank you
@deepigoyal
and
@zomato
for this. It wasn't enough that our food is considered a sin to eat, us filthy for eating it, and to be discriminated for cooking or ordering it at home. Now we watch as RWAs with their history of great decisions make houses "pure veg fleet only"
Our dedicated Pure Veg Fleet will only serve orders from these pure veg restaurants. This means that a non-veg meal, or even a veg meal served by a non-veg restaurant will never go inside the green delivery box meant for our Pure Veg Fleet.
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This is the only exception to doxxing I take great personal schadenfreude in provided this is accurate. This man has been nothing but the vilest troll for whom no social contract or shred of empathy was not fair game for his sadism. He won't be punished, probably even celebrated
The main person behind
@squintneon
is Manas Jyoti Sarma. He's the state social media incharge of ABVP Assam and is based in Guwahati.
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I hope this doesn't lead to people resorting to methods such as the Stremio app combined with the Torrentio plugin where people access every movie or series irrespective of its service for free.
We must condemn piracy and support free market, exclusive competition among OTTs.
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Was very confused as to why
Pickbrain's in my hotel rocking a tacky hoodie and indoor sunglasses before I realised it's Shankar Mahadevan
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@tysonbrody
Trust me when I say this in the most non-self-phobic manner that it's a blessing. Enjoy while it lasts lol
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@otherwarya
@HitchhikerQ
The right to consent to which individuals you'd have sex with (not even the point she questioned here) ≠ racial vilification of entire communities basis the stereotype you're casually attaching to every person without bothering to talk to them.
Hope that helps.
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@DegenBobs
@Johann_MG
Why is it that every person trolling sacked Twitter employees today is a hundredaire doing free PR for a billionaire * and * their profiles indicating they should never be trusted with investments
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@cumeredaddy
Apparently she's known to threaten suing people who mock or call out the page lol
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Some people remind you of the very reason you chose to cut off from about everybody in your past. What was supposed to be catching up with "friends" today after a decade became a nightmare where I doubted and hated almost everything about myself rather than hating them.
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Like it's so bad that local booze shops don't even stock apple cider and wines brewed from local Himachali produce, they just have breezers, strong beers and the same whisky you don't need to go hillside for. Kuch naya nahi chahiye to ghar baitho na
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@inskius
The husband be like
I (34M) wagered my wife (34F) off to my 100 evil cousins and one of them (32M) molested her. Now we have lost everything and have to live in a forest hut for 13 years. AITA?
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@PrafulSai
@shreyaraman18
It is, very much so. I hope the clinic has been reported to competent authorities, or anybody else who can initiate criminal proceedings against them.
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@otherwarya
@HitchhikerQ
Anyway if you think Bihar holds the exclusive rights to misogyny among Indian males, you clearly are living in a world of your own make believe. Others might have the patience to explain to you, mine is limited. Good day.
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I think I have accidentally created the perfect term for loving Delhi despite all its egregious faults
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@googlemaps
@St_Hill
Not just his,
@googlemaps
, everyone's! If there's a route that has a flyover and a service lane adjacent to it instead of "take the flyover" you say "slight left" or "continue straight" - these are absolutely vague
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@prayasrahngdale
@krownnist
"offended anyone"? tune aur kya socha logon par aisa nafrat sochke?
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This has to be the worst day of my life to be a Madhya Pradeshi of Keralite descent.
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@TheSquind
@0piumprime
Bhai seriously naukri dhoond le itne bhi bure din nahi aaye hai is amrit kaal mein
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@navteit
@rubberneckin
Unlike Siddique, he is not Muslim, so he can Bindaas Bol about all the kinds of jihad he discovers in a week.
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It was a struggle to make this happen till the very end. And my loose training caught up with me at 18K. But a slim PB is still a PB, and every finish is still a finish.
New Delhi Marathon, 21.097 km. A dream accomplishment ticked off.
लक्ष्य तो हर हाल में पाना है 🏃
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@UshaNirmala
With all due lack of respect for you, madam, how do you build up such immense hatred for fellow human beings without your privilege? And how do you sleep every night without any remorse for being so evil?
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Hot take: I'm still to fathom why Delhi folks swear by this as their breakfast.
I love fried everything and yet it leaves your innards & outsides coated in grease all over. Everytime. Everywhere.
Think I'm removing all the chole bhature places off my bucketlist.
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The last time someone with your flag trolled heavenly food from other cultures this is what happened
I’ve actually found it guys the sloppiest dish known to man. It’s the yuckiest most gross looking thing ever. I don’t know what fool created this slop but they should be in prison. It’s haleem, it’s so vile. Looks like baby food dawg 😔
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@MahuaMoitra
@shivammm913
@Decathlon_India
Thanks for taking this up, but do note that this is an extremely annoying process at most retail stores for the masses. Do consider pushing for proper customer privacy/data privacy legislation in Parliament!
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@twinkatonn
Mahabelly
Sanadige
Swagath
Savya Rasa
Appus Hotel
Chidambaram New Madras Hotel
Tamil Nadu House Canteen
Andhra Pradesh Bhawan Canteen
Karnataka Sangha Bhawan
Carnatic Cafe
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I was at this school quiz in Bhopal when they showed footage of the Fosbury flop and asked to ID. I had no clue, but the PE teacher minding us did and was so excited he told me the answer and repeatedly encouraged me to answer on his behalf because he was shy. I did.
RIP to the man who changed the high jump forever – Dick Fosbury.
He became a legend at the 1968 Mexico City Olympic Games when he unveiled his revolutionary “Fosbury Flop” to win high jump gold and clear an Olympic record height.
News ⤵️
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There's even pages with them roleplaying whatever they think he'd be telling him
TIL about this guy who doesn't have a name, is dead and is worshipped by all Punjabi Delhi families.
He is all over Instagram and would have made crazy money if he were alive.
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@dulhanmaachis
Yo that's all of us, it's what adulthood corners us into. The only thing we can do is to rebel against this monotony and being boxed into a corner - to still pursue what makes us alive. To rebel is to be human, to be alive
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@AnupriyaDh_19
I boarded a Duronto from Dilli once and the girl in front of me struck up a conversation. We're still great friends and try to meet up whenever both of us are in our mutual hometown!
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@teddytiddygf
Probably the kinds who think their son is either being vilified for the wrong reason or its not "that big a mistake"
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@amankumar99763
@PTI_News
Bursting a Chinese invention is Hinduphobic? Diya jalao bas, that's real Hindu diwali
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Chappal maarke daudaana chahiye har ek ko
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@apparitionnow
"empowering people of color" here means what shade of Paradyes is on their hair
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My first ever athletic achievement - Open 10K at
@DelhiHM_
, nonstop, with a personal best of 1h16m. From limping after 100m in June to running my fastest in the last 3K at the *lowest* of my energy, what a long journey. 21Ks and more next!
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Like....don't their own teams know what is the show they're selling about?
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Nolan is a pseudointellectual who makes middlebrow blockbusters, but he happens to work in a period in which popular discourse (especially online) is dominated by pseudointellectuals who love middlebrow blockbusters (youtubers, video essayists, podcasters, etc).
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Like, this is 1/10th of the section I could even capture. No idea how it tastes, but the crowds at the non veg section said a lot. If you're in Kerala and drop into LuLu mall, make a pilgrimage here even to just window shop.
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Doubt it we'll see such a thing again because when word broke of this film, religious bodies protested (thanks in part to idiotic reporting) that it's a foreign reinterpretation of Indian heritage and a sensitive topic. Add 1992 to it and the film never got a theater release.
In the 1992 Japanese anime film
'Ramayana : The legend of Prince Rama'.
Hanuman ji respectfully joins his hands in Pranaam gesture while conversing with Mata Sita.
It seems the Japanese have a better understanding of Indian culture than Bollywood Wokes.
#Adipurush
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Can't find it now, but there's this Algerian/Tunisian film where a man tells his mother to cover her face because he calls it a sin and she slaps him. "You were born because your father desired this face...don't tell women to cover their face, tell other men to lower their gaze!"
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@PranavVarikkat5
@Advaidism
@alindaMjan
Imagine people leaving your religion because a bag of rice convinced them and then realising its the lower castes who leave it so by calling them ricebag you're literally showing them how they'll be treated if they go back to Hinduism
Logik 💯
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@UpStander18
@DougJBalloon
That line from Transporter 3...... Jason Statham saying "you Russians are all gloom and doom" lol
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Diss Delhi for all the right reasons but I'll forever be grateful to the netas and bureaucrats of the former generations who saw it must to fill this city with large parks and cultural centers. Fix the pollution and women's security, and Delhi would be a metropolitan paradise
Bangalore needs more things to do that don't involve malls. And Bangalore needs more community spaces as the city grows + with more new ppl coming in
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Oh trust me I'd fight any day for every Hindu persecuted in Pak/BD AS WELL AS every Muslim, Christian, Rohingya and more. Every single human being under attack. That's the difference between a human being (me) and a sorry living excuse for one (you and your lot)
This Nair wants to fight for Palestinians but not for Hindus in Pak/BD. Wonder how you live with yourself.
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Hi guys. I want to talk about something that happened to me today - a mental breakdown where all my worst fears felt true. It was brief but brutal on my mind. I wanna talk about it here in the hope that even one person who has felt the same sees this & feels they aren't alone.
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Injury, inconsistency, fears, emotional difficulties, Bangalore weather and sleep deprivation....this brought me back full circle to where I started my running journey down to the same timing. But the larger goal is what I'm here for.
Open 10K at
@TCSWorld10K
, 1/4 Procam Slam
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Oh. My. God. I'm still in disbelief. An actual stranger took a request I had 0 hope about & sent across the world THEM Takis!!!!!
@insomniaclisa
you're an angel, and
@nameshiv
@TheBearmanBob
, thank you for making twt snack gifting a thing! I'm never leaving this goddamn site
@TheBearmanBob
@nameshiv
@ruzkin
Just gonna try my luck until someone sends Takis to this side of the planet.
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@abhiroopdutta
@newspaperwallah
And pray tell where does the money come from when he gets cut off from his other home, not to mention what happens of his possessions and any other obligations? You're suggesting him to literally flee
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@karachikhatmal
IPL without our neighbours isn't fun. Still remember Sohail Tanvir's spell under RR.
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@dulhanmaachis
This made me curious so went down a rabbithole and ended up on this. I hate reality not letting us have nice things
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When you have leftover vegs from making pasta, a shakshuka is the meanest thing you can whip. I'm gonna hang this pic on my wall, good god.
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It rained today in Delhi and it was like the awful summer heat got paused for 2 hours. It made this city romantic on a level I haven't seen the past eight years of loitering around its sprawl.
God forbid I ever have to tear my heart away from this city for good.
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Nothing has been both wild and surprisingly lovely as meeting
@pranavmanie
first time and realising that I'm very familiar with a (distant) cousin of his. 4 years, in fact.
IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
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A good chunk of my current pride as a Malayali comes from men like him standing up to the current crop of alarmingly radicalising Mallus.
Lal salaam, comrade
@vijayanpinarayi
!
In any other nation,
#PinarayiVijayan
would had been an iconic hero.
But since he is a communist and a lower caste Hindu, majority Indians will not like him.
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@redjokerzero
@codet_t
@Athenion3
Is this why haredis largely stick to Yiddish for everyday language?
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Just realised the 3 am
@airvistara
plane I'm on is completely staffed, from gate crew to the pilots to cabin, by women!
And I don't think anybody else on the plane realises it yet.
Probably the earliest Women's Day celebration here! ♥️♥️
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lol @ IndiGo making announcements explicitly to discourage passengers from doing a Tejasvi Surya
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I wear this like a badge of honour
fuck a twitter account that follows you that’s a flex! whats an account that has you BLOCKED that’s a flex ⁉️
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Sab subtwt subtwt khel rahe hai so I'll join in too. Like this tweet and I'll do a wholesome subtweet about you
(Mutuals only pls thx)
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@UnseenJapanSite
You have discovered the "rich billionaire WhatsApp uncles of India share their WhatsApp forwards to their web audience" stream. Each of their posts like these are reported on front page by the nation's mainstream media. It's incredibly sad.
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Twitter made me realise how unparallelled Delhi's variety of cuisines is, and how often I repeat from average places instead of exploring. So I sat down and created a bucket-list of Delhi institutions that I hope to complete over the next 1.5 years:
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Ya boi made all thissss! Pan-fried shawarma chicken, nimbu salad & garlic hummus. Not taking any reservations soon tho 👀👀
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Literally more useful news is on an open source intelligence Twitter handle than major news channels in India, smh
Breaking: Helicopter carrying India's Chief of Defense Staff Bipin Rawat, as well as others, has crashed in Tamil Nadu, India, according to India Today.
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@9Aprajita
@SatinTweety
@shashxnkreddy
Before being a good professional it is important to be a good human, one of the qualities of which is - no matter how much of a professional you are at it - is to only offer some advice where it is actually appreciated.
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How does one frame a thread to a wall? Don't think I'll get more glory than this for a good while.
@SonyLIV
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@oopspuruagain
Wait till you see what the green coloured archnemesis of Mr. Pavitr Prabhakar is
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Sab mera idea leke likes ikattha kar rahe hai. I'm feeling behad petty and ready to throw a big boo boo tantrum.
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They won't remember any of this but I'll carry the humiliation that swelled inside me today for years to come. It made every insecurity I had from 6th to 12th, that I had been able to leave behind or confront, come alive. It was bullying and I know I'll never meet you all again.
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Want to get something off my head, so here it is after holding it in for long......
I wish I wasn't a serious quizzer.
Which, as 99% of people who know me know me for, should elicit a "WTF". But it's been clawing away at me, pushed into a corner all these times, and now I face
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I won the campus edition's national finalist thrice, and won the Int'l at my last chance. The unbelievable champion's prizes and these very perks (Taj stays, Kindles & Fire Sticks, the fat cash prizes) for winning at each stage are exactly why I never returned after.
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