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WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK ME LIKE THIS. I TRUSTED YOU.
we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
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I wish the headline made clear that she’s donating the money which is cool and good and if there’s no room for forgiveness then there’s no room for people to do better
Lesbian Stand-Up Comedian Jessica Kirson Expresses “Sincere Regret” for Riyadh Comedy Festival Performance
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Imho the liberal urge to find something good or commendable about a political figure after they’re killed is actually detrimental. A healthy society is one in which you can say “this person was a hateful figure who made the world worse and they still shouldn’t have been killed.”
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we've played these games before
Today’s press pool photo shows Trump leaving the White House this morning. I enhanced the image. And seriously, can an expert explain what the hell is happening to his forehead? Right above his nose and right brow.
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We have lost a man of incredible talent who made a positive impact on Native representation in film, inspiring a new generation of Native actors. His great heart was only matched by his wickedly funny sense of humor. My prayers are with his family and friends. Journey on, Graham.
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My local bra shop can diagnose whether a bra fits with your shirt on. No exposure required. it's not sexual and it's not rocket science.
Like no it’s not lmao. People acting like a bra fitting is some extremely intimate act is wild. Like it’s as intimate as a tailors. And it’s not sexual stop projecting that onto a perfectly ordinary interaction.
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this right there is the reason he’s being targeted and called an abuser, it’s a straight up smear campaign
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I can’t wait for animated Essek to be such a piece of shit, I’ll be standing in the back with a massive foam finger and a shirt with “I stand with my cancelled wife” in bold while I cheer him on, “those” fans will not ruin this for me
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We’re not “losing” shit. We broke it intentionally. This wasn’t a solar flare that knocked out our satellites. This was us taking a machete to an advanced weather system because some dumbfucks thought it was going to own the libs rather drown their families
Just a year ago, the U.S. was better at predicting storms’ tracks than it had ever been. But now, @ZoeSchlanger reports, the country is rapidly losing state-of-the-art forecasting, just in time for hurricane season’s busiest months:
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theres a concerning amount of people who genuinely think undocumented immigrants are on medicaid and snap
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god riley gaines is pathetic. imagine tying for 5th in a swim meet and ruining someone’s life because you’re a sore loser. hope she enjoys going from 5th place to uh… no that can’t be right.. no it is! still fucking 5th place!
Transgender swimming champion Lia Thomas will have her records and titles stripped after UPenn was pressured by the Trump administration. The university will also issue formal apologies to every biological female competitor who lost out to a transgender competitor.
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Transphobia is the radical feminist idea that women are inferior at literally everything.
A transgender teenager won a German chess tournament, and now some numpties are calling for a ban on trans girls in women's chess. What does this have to do with fairness? Can anyone give me an answer that doesn't assume women and girls are less intelligent than men?
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@Finn_Mackay She talks about men's "calling", she talks about women's bodies being "organised" around reproduction. Who's doing the calling? Who's doing the organising? It's just religious rhetoric in a trenchcoat.
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Andrea Dworkin pointed out the irony of being told men are women's natural protectors, when they are the biggest danger. Whether women are put on a pedestal or a pyre, it's the same old patriarchy. Men & women are not different species, men are not naturally superior to women.
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"Do you condemn Iran's treatment of women?" Motherfucker, do you condemn the US's treatment of women!?!?
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this type of joke isn’t less shitty because the person you’re talking about sucks.
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