Diarrhea at night Stay up in the morning

You never went chalice for chalice with a real goblet sipper bro i can tell

Icarus

https://t.co/BcIEgrSgrN

NISSAN ALTIMA but the beat is Hollaback Girl

My dad just Called me Told me real niggas do real shit & hung up

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most insane tweet of the year just dropped

Just got kicked out of my daughters 5th grade spelling bee for vaping under the bleachers I hate this country

me when i’m left alone with my thoughts

no way 😭

for sex? small ass. for a relationship? it's a very long list. i once left a woman because her brother was special needs

I’m suffering from third-degree yearns

are you seeing this shit my liege

https://t.co/SB51MIbIB0

People killin people dyin Peter Lois meg and Brian

being a french girl and getting called mademoiselle 20 times a day probably feels good as fuck

Me when I’m making a big pot of soup: haha fuck yeah!! Yes!! Me when I have to clean the big pot I used to make the soup: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck