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@ImprisonedEmily
i think it's so funny that 2010s "this is so gay/neg" jokes circled back to be seen as "this is so gay/pos"
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@chucheconazucar
@hipersensibleee
nooo eso es un mito simplemente el agricultor en vez de plantar una semilla planta media :)
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@a_dorando
@escuvigaIIeto
Salió una moda en Asia del sur de reparar cosas de cerámica y así con fideos como masilla y subirlo a TikTok y de ahí surgió un meme de editar imágenes de cosas rotas reparadas con esos fideos
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@YesThatMGibson
@WhoresofYore
Honestly Socrates never considered himself a true philosopher for he never taught anything, only asked. So he might be poking fun at philosophers while also announcing he loved his wife
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@phil_so_silly
America's three biggest exploits in the 21st century are, in order of size:
3: hollywood
2: music (esp. rap and rock)
1: schizophrenic political pseudo-theory
also trumpism is expanding like wildfire, although arguably he got it from berlusconi
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@dominickevans
the song isn't about disableness it's about being paralyzed or freezed when you're in front of a person you like/love. those are common experiences.
blind people can't see but if I sing about closing my eyes and not seeing I'm not talking about blindness, you know?
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@lumpen_princess
one lit cigarette in your mouth, another two each on both your ears and the last one in a long and slended cigarette holder
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@on_da_spectrum
harry is 29. Bowie died aged 79. give the Twink some time. he might get there
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@codet_t
and then the christians put the jewish burghers to do usury for them, because the christians (often) are evil and sick and twisted lol
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@DragonCobolt
gonna be honest, looking through that tweet and the replies, it's extremely discomforting how OP keeps saying "we", as if they were a part of the imperium of man themselves.
like "we" didn't have to deal with anything, warhammer writers just wrote some lore, you weren't involved
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@PureTrashGuy
@Patriciasdksh
hazme caso si a ti te lanzasen una piedra todos los días te acostumbrarías o te enfadarias mucho y empezarías a cagar en la madre de Dios y en sus putos huevos negros
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@mariliendre_
yo defiendo mucho el derecho de las personas a ser inútiles, pero que se te esté inundando la casa con pisos de madera, te pongas a grabar un tiktok y tardes tanto en llamar al seguro me parece ridículo
y no lo digo con odio, pero es que me parece muy "lol"
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@HadamonthB
@CamaradaLuca
Ya salieron hace tiempo estudios que mantenerse sentado durante más de seis horas al día es super perjudicioso para el cuerpo, pero si quiero trabajar tengo que estudiar sentado en las aulas, estudiar sentado en casa y algún día trabajar, probablemente, también sentado
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@KonoustheGrey
@realPhoenixFire
but Skylar wasn't trying to "get on in" Walt's empire, she was doing damage control. Walt was objectively bad at making business decisions and Skylar HAD to step in because otherwise her two children would lose their father
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@faaslo
sí, pero: mary of the pains, mary of loneliness, mary of anxieties, mary purification
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@GarbageApe
Here's another controversial opinion:
Most disabled people are working class or completely left out because of their disabilities, thus being the target of far worse economic and labor inequality. We should side with the most oppressed ever, at all times.
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@Interrobang_2
apparently if you surround a vortex with other clouds going in the other direction you end up with regular polygons on the surface sometimes??? fluids creating regular polygons is insane what the fuck was god thinking
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@NotLaGrupa
yo leí una vez una interpretación cristiana de las personas transgénero que creo que es bastante bonita. igual que dios nos da el cereal, la fruta, la madera... nosotros creamos el pan, el vino, el mueble; igual que dios nos crea de una forma, nosotros nos creamos a nosotres...
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@hexprax
feminism won people! now men are mysoginistic in a 90s gay men kinda way instead of a 1870s family patriarch kinda way
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@Canonhellboy
también la isla gay si permitiesen a bisexuales vivir ahí. pero ah los de derechas siguen pensando que bis son gays confusos
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@alvaroaz3
@AlejandroRecas
@nerey1977
@zideva
El hecho de que las farmacéuticas sean unos desalmados que suben el precio de medicamentos a niveles innecesarios y de que la homeopatía sea un fraude no son incompatibles
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@NotLaGrupa
mismes. porque dios quiere compartir con nosotres el don de la creación. ser trans no es rechazar lo que dios te dio o como dios te hizo, sino reafirmarlo
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@SocDoneLeft
it also proves that Ivan knows nothing about art bc the only similarity between that and classic european marble sculpture is A: both depict humans and B: marble is white and that statue is sorta off-white.
apart from that, nothing on the statue is "western style"
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@lvciliem
ay dios, pensé que decías que en el momento en que tenías la regla sincronizada los hombres se sentían superiores, no sabes la confusión que llevaba
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@mustekalanYT
@FeoUltima
Kojima understands trans women in the sense of transhumanism but doesn't get gender dysphoria
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@A3Noticias
pero qué dices, enferma, si la enfermedad la trajeron turistas italianos y turistas españoles en Italia, tontopolla
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@FurlinNick
most farm workers: too poor to own a tractor
dude rich enough to own a tractor and waste fuel by parading: i am what marx calls a proletariat
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@iamneilhazel
@FreyjaErlings
nah I don't trust this. he seems too fake supportive. I don't see truth in his eyes. and he accepted to walk with them as if he was thinking about it. I think it's a play
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP
i think it's so funny that one of the most heterosexual looking women I've ever seen is being accused of being crypto-gay or something.
it's like when people transvenstigate the Rock or something
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@hatekaharja
@uyarakq
you could also make it roman style: inuk, inuuk, inuuuk, inivk, invk, invik etc
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@capybaroness
i love his tweet. "me being confused means that the rest of the 8 billion humans don't get it like i do"
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@watefakk7
@fadotropical
@finelineEMQ
@chosenanakin
su idioma es latino, no ella. los pueblos europeos modernos son principalmente germánicos en origen
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@roelrobles87
yeah that's why mammoth were hunted primarily by leading them into pits and cliffs. killing a mammoth IS easier than figuring out rent
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@frogs4girls
seeing the guy running over sand without changing elevation made me wonder: what happens if Flash trips? his feet no longer touch the ground so he can't stop himself gradually. does he just hit the ground face first with the power of several nukes??
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@the_Weeb_boi
@codet_t
so... they made them do usury for them... by banning them from getting all physical jobs and most of the others.
like it wasn't an accident or anything, it was very much on purpose
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@Richard57941301
the gf of the guy: ok it's been half an hour now i really want you to use your penis now
the guy: wow.... you need to have a conversation with a butch lesbian
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@moonlit_misfit
it is so wild, but the cishet people usually really believe that women and men *must* be paired, and if men get lonely then it's a moral crisis. men and women *must* join each other, or something. there's really no big deal if some conservative men die childless, no biggie
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@CastellaNatura
@BusVaoA2
si te parece raro que alguien quiera marcar un sendero en medio de un encinar no te parece más raro que haya ido alguien a poner un rollo zen?
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@TheColorRed9
@GamerTakes
Can't you?
Shit I thought it was the norm
I should really go to a hospital or something
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@signingupjustt1
@byJoshuaDavis
@lodgepolepines
most dinners? yes
but chicken, rice and most "veggies" are universally known for being easy to prepare and to cook and for not needing a lot of complimentary shit to be satisfying
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@SkinnyTuna
i honestly think that vapes are worse than cigarettes.
"vaping" was born with e-cigarettes which were supposed to help you quit smoking, that's why they were invented.
but now some people go through vapes like it's nothing and collect flavours likes it's a soda
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@SandyFrizzle
i mean yeah. it's quite straightforward a "wolf in sheep's clothing" situation. just like a lot of white women acted as victims and fragile while calling the cops on some black kids just hanging out
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@watefakk7
@fadotropical
@finelineEMQ
@chosenanakin
se refiere a música latinoamericana o influenciada por música latinoamericana, no música en idiomas romances. no creo que en esa lista haya música gallega, italiana o rumana
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@LoveOnTPWK94
@proyearner
fahrenheit makes sense to those born under it, Celsius makes sense for those born under it. none are better by themselves. Celsius should be international only bc it's part of the metric system, which is more useful for standardization and international cooperation
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@KaramzinovArt
@Basiluisco
además piensan que la ciencia no se equivoca. si lees a antiguos psicólogos y biólogos hay un montón de fallos. Freud pensaba que la bisexualidad era porque el cerebro no se desarrollaba correctamente, a las mujeres se les diagnosticaba con "histeria" por cualquier chorrada...
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@MamaConeja_
cuernos es traición de la confianza de la otra persona, y punto. es una definición sin límites claros y depende siempre de la pareja en concreto, que es lo importante.
pero noooo la gente piensa que esto es como la ley y hay vacíos legales o cosas así a explotar...
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@tuhoefavorita
@ndenausea
Tal vez la grabaron mientras recibía atención médica y conforme pasó el tiempo perdieron recursos y la niña, debido a la desnutrición, murió. No creo que la grabaran y se olvidaran de ella
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@Lucha_Arcoiris
@Sergio17SR
@gatoestrellado_
podríamos usar cada individuo siete mascarillas quirúrgicas al día y aún así no contaminaríamos ni un 15% de lo que contaminan las empresas que en plena pandemia siguen sacando millones
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@beeaa_lozaano
"Se hizo medio viral un tuit de un grabado sumerio en el que dos personas follan pero se le dio de título una chorrada sobre que le estaba ayudando a no caer en el tigris y desde entonces se están haciendo edits sobre eso"
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@Ibai_93
"aunque suene muy heteropatriarcal estás más maciza que los sobaos pasiegos"...
1: inconscientemente ha sido la primera y única vez que haya usado heteropatriarcal correctamente
2: es IMPOSIBLE crear un piropo que grite más votante de vox, imposible
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@DaltonETDG
el hijo de puta de James Cameron contrató una lingüista y un etnomusicólogo para que creasen música verdaderamente alienígena y después de todo su trabajo duro les dijo "no me gusta. demasiado raro. quiero que lo entienda todo el mundo"
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@JRH_Dokkan
su hija sabe diferenciar entre tres palabras pero ella no sabe diferenciar entre «» y ⟨⟨⟩⟩
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@Vosk___
@spacemacchiato
It is a very close approximation but those torsos just lack a skin layer. this does not matter with sharp, pointy or very fast stuff (like bullets), but when using your hands on your claws your skin is actually a good protection. look at cats, for instance, very flexible skin
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@noemibntz6
Hasta el formato está mal.
¿Está el verano diciéndole a la persona que echará de menos al verano?
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@LeftistHank
@NotABigJerk
also that post that's like:
tech enthusiast: i connected my bed to my juice mixer using the cloud. i love the Internet of Things ™!
tech engineer: I only have one sophisticated piece of technology in my house and it's my printer. if it makes a weird noise i whack it
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@LegoRacers2
to a 19th c orientalist this would be either his ruin or make him ejaculate on the spot
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@EiProfeta
Johnny Depp sigue condenado de violencia de género por un juzgado británico. el juicio de ahora fue por difamación. una cosa no quita la otra
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@pyrohaifisch
@celiaalopez
hay una pequeña tendencia en pasarle alguien un documento, con la tapadera de que sean apuntes o lo que sea, para dentro poner un mensaje, una proposición o por ejemplo billetes en pdf de avión
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@sr_sparks
es literalmente un palo de plástico con agujeros y una lengüeta de plástico. son dos piezas. de los instrumentos más fáciles de producir y mantener.
lo que dice Miguel es básicamente "no sé por qué era obligatoria la álgebra y no la computación cuántica".
será que una es barata
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@astur365
@JossJaycoff
qué pasa? no crees en los desmayos? tan increíble te resulta que alguien se pase aprox 45 minutos desmayada o desvaída?
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@gwennelsonuk
@confusedophan
bc of the handwriting I thought your name was Gilden for a second
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@Nostrom0
"the mass unalivings committed by the Amerikkkan state were also accompanied by sporadic, unpunished grape of native women by settler men"
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@pusssyexclusive
lo mejor es cuando se ofrecen como compi:
hola soy una persona simpática muy maja siempre hago mis necesidades en la arena y me encargo de mi propia higiene. son un gato muy obediente aunque tengo mi espacio personal pero si me caes bien te querré por siempre. fumo porros
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@IneptFredda
you mean the crusaders who massacred jews along the way to Jerusalem? or the "crusaders" who never stepped out of Europe and just took advantage of the situation to massacre jews in germany/france?
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@meryendame
@_MissLau_
@Pablo_998
@jarod_er01
@Thais_espada
@larahouses_
@norams131
@RHolcar
@ponsioeldonsio
@_rosa_mc
@mellamoae
es porque publicaron la noticia de la muerte de un agente y les respondí con "ah, ya veo que han adelantado San Martín este año"
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@latkedelrey
me: i need to have several chairs in my room in case people wanna hang out in there and not clutter the bed with people
archeologists 2 000 years in the future: oh my... we just unearthed a casual sex dungeon
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@the_Weeb_boi
@codet_t
they made them do usury because they were assholes and they were assholes through these types of laws. it's all connected
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@alexiahno00
"mira ya sé que mi amiga se enfadó contigo porque la tratas fatal y le insultas y todo eso, pero tú y yo seguimos siendo amigas vale?"
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@KonoustheGrey
@realPhoenixFire
at first she was pregnant and had a disabled son. if she had turn walter to the police the family would go to ruin without his teacher salary. she also didn't help with the drug side of business. she just knows how the IRS is like and didn't want to get busted like al capone
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@SkinnyTuna
it took humans around 12 000 years to get somewhat used to cereals and we're not even really fully acclimatized for them, not everyone. but today we move at such speeds that these things are really catastrophic (asbestos, leaded gas/paint, etc)
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@suesswassersee
awhile back I saw the similar thing in here, but backwards. it was a history test that simply showed you a political cartoon from the time and asked you "why is this funny"?
always loved that
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@LegoRacers2
oh you're killing me so much. i really can't answer.....
imagine if a cell reproduced and left behind two stronger, more evolved and resilient daughters. but the original cell still survived somehow. aragon is the mother cell
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@SkinnyTuna
it feels exhausting. you get ready for a couple of hours just for nothing to happen, and then you just throw it out the window. too much effort.
this is why it's better to ask a thousand questions first to plan accordingly
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@lordbeef
two subatomic particles: hehe we are behaving in the exact same way at the exact same time teehee
e_tobor: wow that's wild. i am going to completely misunderstand the phenomenon thank you
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@CastellaNatura
@BusVaoA2
bueno pues vale una persona dejó ahí unas piedras porque le apeteció, seguro que la población y la biodiversidad insectil del lugar ha sufrido considerablemente.
gracias orgulloso ciudadano por su enorme contribución a la madre tierra
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@badgraphix
the strike is for 48 hrs, the world won't collapse. and it's not an ideological issue, it's an economic one
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