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@AceHainley
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bad spine haver. Part of the REI SoHo Union ✊
Joined January 2019
hey did you guys know that i will never have to use crutches again after my spinal surgery? and that i might not have to use my cane for much longer? and that i might even be able to RUN soon??? it rocks my world every time i think about it.
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me not buying a treat at the store so i can save money: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!. me at home without a treat: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
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My two Pfizer shots when they hear about Delta Plus
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my mom went by her middle name her entire life and when she was in a coma before she died the nurses kept calling her Elizabeth and i just wanted to scream.
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What did Peter Lorre do to piss off cartoonists so much, my god
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someone on the subway gave up their seat for me because of my crutches and some dude stole it before i could sit down and when everyone was like “hey man wtf” he just said “gotta be quicker” lmao the audacity.
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“Fix your heart or die” is still the best response to someone being transphobic, thank you David Lynch.
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this comic by Lynda Barry makes me cry every time i see it
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when i was about 14 i promised myself that i wouldn’t forget how completely powerless and isolating it felt to be a kid. i still freeze when i hear somebody walking outside my bedroom because my dad broke the lock off my door when i was a teenager.
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happy birthday to disney’s most transmasc movie
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just had the funniest experience at the park when i was walking around shirtless:. *little kid pointing at me* daddy what’s wrong with him (clearly talking about my crutches). *the dad* he’s transgender sweetie.
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you shouldn’t have to own a smart phone to participate in society
Hot take: There’s a finite amount of time for ‘pensioners’ to generate sympathy from this ‘discrimination’. Mobile phones were introduced 51 years ago, smart phones were introduced 32 years ago. At some point it becomes a dogmatic self-sabotaging lifestyle choice.
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having friends who are newly on T is great because it’ll be two weeks of “not noticing any changes yet :/” and then out of the blue they’ll text me like “you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening here” and i know exactly which change they’re talking about.
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at urgent care they checked for strep by putting this swab so far back in my throat that i started gagging and the nurse was like “sorry i didn’t expect you to gag!” .she really said
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anyways her name was Ann and she was the best mom you could ask for
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this bar could be fine but stuff like this always feels like a dogwhistle for excluding trans women 🙃.
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excuse me some of us looked like 43-year-old elementary school teachers at 14 instead
Love when trans mascs show pics of pre-transition them and it's literally just some twink.
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years ago my dad posted this photo to facebook and pre-egg crack me read this comment over and over again for months until i finally came out lol
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someone else gave me their seat but lol. lmao even.
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also no one told me that getting a mohawk would make my shadow incredibly funny
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“And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.” RIP David Lynch 🥲
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@auriaswrld it was PACKED so hardly anyone knew it was happening but don’t worry he definitely got an earful lmao.
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yesterday i was walking down the street with some pizza and four rich people walked out of a fancy restaurant and one said “oh there’s that weed smell” while pointing at me and another said “that’s why he can’t walk straight”. ma’am
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all i ever wanted to do was grow up so i could have some control over my life and now that i’m grown up i just want to see children be given the same grace. too many grow up and forget what it was like to have no autonomy.
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I am once again telling the TERFs to not mess with Elliot Page
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genuinely would prefer just going to a sports bar than this because the vibes were ✨awful✨ just on the street lmao.
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i go back and read this every once in a while. happy tdov
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@pk_kenzie @jewishstartrek JK Rowling is so incapable of not seeing her as the victim in this situation that she wrote an entire Bible on how people on the internet are mean to her.
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For those who haven’t seen it (couldn’t find it in any other quality lol)
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@amlstw @tropicanapussy The professor didn’t seem to mind though, extra credit opportunity in the future maybe?.
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first time walking more than a few feet without an assistive device in 4+ years :)
hey did you guys know that i will never have to use crutches again after my spinal surgery? and that i might not have to use my cane for much longer? and that i might even be able to RUN soon??? it rocks my world every time i think about it.
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@beloved_june “Feel better?” Is just the best reaction I have ever seen, it’s so deeply kind.
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i got death threats over this lmao
What’s the silliest thing y’all have been canceled over.
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@markopoloxvx @labottomy I didn’t even realize that it didn’t mention her name, I just automatically knew it was her.
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unfortunately i really want the kate spade tomato bag
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painted with oil paints in an unventilated room and had to clear out for a couple hours, get back and think “haha this smell reminds me of poppers,” so i open the poppers to compare and tripped and spilled half of it into the AC running full blast and had to clear out again.
Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023.
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@QualiaRedux @eeberquist Secondly, who owns all this property where he’s placing the traps??.Saw is a confirmed landlord.
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Since people were asking for my Peter Lorre, here’s a quick and dirty one I did this morning:
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@KamperKenz @QualiaRedux I have TMJ but did he even think of that when making this trap? Inconsiderate
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Oh hey I draw things too if you want a lil look-see 😎
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Am actually genuinely considering getting this tattooed onto my body.
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I’m drunk in downtown nyc rn, don’t be transphobic in my mentions or I’ll show your tweet to my gay friends and we’ll laugh at you.
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hair growth expectations on T: a light dusting of hair that gradually grows thicker as time goes on. actual hair growth on T: a singular thick long hair coming right out the top of my shoulder.
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also i actually really like my original name, Ace is actually short for it! it just made things more difficult legally so i changed it but it still holds a special place in my heart ❤️.
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a terf once told me that i wouldn’t get to experience the “joys of growing older as a woman” as if i wasn’t an entire menopausal PTA Mom at 14
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The biggest thing I learned from drawing him is that he’s actually pretty hot.
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this is what it feels like whenever i get my paycheck
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@chutson99 @scrimjab *the phone rings and Jerry picks it up*. “Sounds like you got a non-euclidian problem with your floor plan, Jerry.”. “Newman!” . *Newman’s cackles warp and fade into obscurity as Jerry’s apartment disconnects from time and space*.
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@deleteevelyn —this is the tallest cat.—his weird brother died in a house fire .—his OTHER weird brother also died in the house fire??.—he’s not a vet????.—hiv specialist???????.—legend of zelda-themed clinic room????????.
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@AestBoi @goodhunterabbie Yeah the Death Eater dude getting his head stuck in the time-reversal jar and then running around with a baby head was fucking dope, it’s the only time I’ll give it to JK Rowling.
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Obsessed with the fact that Ben Platt somehow looks younger here than he does in Dear Evan Hansen
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knowing a ton of trans women is like living in a retirement home. like hello Mildred do you know where Agnes and Margaret are at.
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i hadn’t even started smoking yet you hack! i just wanted pizza stop shaming me!!!!.
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i can’t explain it but George W. Bush looks like a cyclops who was granted the wish to have two eyes
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also i think i sunburned my designer nipples, F’s in chat.
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hair growth on T is so stupid because you’d think that you’d just start growing hair that gets thicker as time goes on but instead you get a single thick long chest hair on your otherwise hairless chest.
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very wrong. every time i discover a new pasta shape i am reminded of the perseverance of the human spirit.
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@AvgZing i’m actually really excited to read this paper, i feel like it’s going to have some good insight on how to advocate for children. the best thing you can do is to remember the feeling of being a kid because that’s what people forget first.
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@sylviaplathcult i was like MAAM do you know how hard it is to use CRUTCHES and CARRY PIZZA at the same time!!! leave me alone.
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yes i am actually 14 in the first photo. i don’t know either.
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so my mom had a few of these old flower prints and my dad accidentally ripped the back off one of them and hello??
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Planned Parenthood is trending again so y’all should be aware that they offer trans healthcare as well!. They prescribed my hormones and wrote my Top Surgery letter of recommendation, I love them 🤗.
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@JUNlPER Him walking up the stairs and getting so obviously winded while trying to play it off was great.
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looking back i know if i hadn’t been such a loser in school i could have been buying everyone booze but instead i got way too into Doctor Who.
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