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@frstldly23

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54% of Americans can't read above a 6th grade level, so I'm not arguing with anybody on here just to be safe.

Couches, France
Joined August 2012
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@frstldly23
Holmadick
3 years
White people said TURN THAT SHIT UP 😭
@consequence
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3 years
Morgan Wallen's song sales have skyrocketed by 339% in the days since he was caught on camera using a racial slur
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5 years
Confirmation that the end is gonna piss us all off.
@IndieWire
IndieWire
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#GameOfThrones Creators Plan to Be ‘Very Drunk and Far From the Internet’ When Series Finale Airs
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5 years
Black women invented caller ID, the first home security system, and GPS. Coincidence? I think not.
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2 years
Walmart raising their truck drivers' salaries up to $110,000 a year!!!!!! The lowest on the new scale starting out is $95,000 a year. Hope this finds somebody this morning.
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2 years
I just had a 40 layer short rib lasagna...OMG, my mouth is having an orgasm 😩
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11 days
This white lady being the master mind of a national theft ring not getting nearly enough attention as they gave the Black kids in shiestys.
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Authentically Oakland
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Michelle Mack's gang, dubbed the 'California Girls' by investigators, operated in more than a dozen states and targeted at least 231 Ulta stores.
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6 months
Y'all don't like sour cream...but it be in the mac and cheese. Y'all don't like mayo...but it be in all types of cakes keeping em moist. Y'all don't like anchovies...but order your caesar salad with EXTRA caesar dressing. Y'all don't know what be in any of the food you eat.
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4 years
This legit looks like an episode of Reno 911 😂
@jamieNBC6
Jamie Guirola
4 years
EXCLUSIVE: “These officers are the elite of the elite”. A look at @MiamiPD ’s Bike Response Team- a specialized unit deployed to handle large crowds and protests. I’m LIVE at 6 on @nbc6
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5 months
Gotta drunk uncle down over here 😭
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10 months
Looks like Janet and Busta about to materialize and give us part ll of 'what's it gonna be' lol
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How we feel about this glass door
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2 years
Anytime it's a gaggle of white womens standing around a piece of legislature, you already know somebody's rights about to get taken away.
@sgrubermiller
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2 years
Gov. Kim Reynolds is now signing the law banning transgender women and girls from competing in female sports.
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4 months
@missshrey_ I don't understand why that's so hard for some people to grasp. How can you save something you don't have a surplus of???
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5 months
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4 months
Someone once described Dr. Pepper as 'barbecued Coke' and I think that's the best description tbch
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If you're an American, please describe the difference between Dr Pepper and Coca-Cola. Besides the PhD
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3 years
@auqeno @Im_0n1 That 'im halfway there" followed by $18,745 is killing me 😭
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1 year
@BlankBiography To be fair....$3 is a lot for one slice of cheese. That man had reasons. LOL
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7 months
DJ Envy really said, unironically, that he learned real estate from a felon who learned real estate in prison. That's a different type of stupid.
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3 years
@PrinceHAK33M That man really called himself a cotton picking nigger.....I.....
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2 years
@HoodComedyEnt @jayacancook That squirrel said...
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5 years
Bussin at the cops on a chase in a Toyota Prius. I stan, an environmentally conscious thug.
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8 months
@notyinkv @Less_HumbleTeej Cause I would've cut this shit out real quick 😭
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3 years
Candace Owens really been cooning for white folks this whole time just to get her mulatto child called an ugly nigger by the very folks she was tap dancing for.
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5 years
Look at you guys..... bonding 😀 *looks into camera*
@idriselba
Idris Elba
5 years
Er....
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3 years
Kim K says she divorced Kanye cause she realized they have nothing in common and I really think this is the hallmark if all celebrity marriages. They are rich, and that lets you bypass a lot of getting to know each other. When you broke, you need commonality lmao
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7 years
@nonoyup Nah..... I like niggas that can spell lol
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4 months
A rich white man can't pay his mortgage, and they are highlighting his struggle on 60 Minutes.
@60Minutes
60 Minutes
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New York City has more office space than any city in the world. But more than 95 million square feet of NYC office space is currently unoccupied – the equivalent of thirty Empire State Buildings.
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5 months
Nobody is pushing trade schools because the thought is there are no tests/classes. The advantage to trade school is that it's often cheaper/shorter than a traditional college pathway and you can begin making a living sooner.
@nhoodpublicist
The Neighborhood Publicist
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Yall kill me pushing trade school as if that does not require classes and test. Often times it’s more rigorous because you have to learn and retain more information in a shorter period of time. Not to mention most of the ones that pay well are dangerous af
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8 months
@bfromthesea He could've let her finish that bag though cause it took him a minute to make a replacement. I was bothered for her and the baby 😭
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4 years
@ryan24672 @ZeroSmoot @MoneyShot_2K @HarvardMadeCb3 @simmons_szn A lot of grown men not knowing what this is makes it even more hilarious 😂😂😂
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4 years
@DommPreme My boy stood up and did one of these....
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3 years
My grammie has only had two dicks in her entire life.... TWO. That's okay, I'm putting up numbers in her honor.
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3 years
@indigogloves Idk, he slayed this. If he had a logo that looked like Paris Hilton but specializes in Black women's hair, now THAT might be worse.
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3 years
@iamkennieg @MrGee54 Make one with these in the middle....
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5 years
@BullCityHeel @MEEK_ndhumble Every single time this is me.....where TF do they think they going?????
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3 months
@CarrdiganButton Definitely not the case now.
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7 years
@nonoyup 😂😂😂😂 I don't think she coming back bruh
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3 years
Can you think of a vegetable that's had a bigger come up than brussel sprouts lol.... definitely got the 'most improved' player award cause those boiled sprouts they tried to make us eat as kids were horrific.
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6 years
They are hosting this in Georgia but this seems better suited for Iowa.
@okayplayer
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'Come Meet A Black Person' networking event wants to help white people meet black people.
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Holmadick
5 months
I really don't understand why grown adults can't be honest with themselves or their partners. If you are merging your entire life with someone, why lie about what you want and don't want??? Isn't the goal to find someone you share the same life path with?
@rants_lizzy
Every4.6Hours
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I worked at fertility clinic for 3 years, and you wouldn’t believe the number of males who would sabotage fertility treatments while telling their wives they want kids. Many of them mixed spit with their sample that was supposed to be inseminated, thinking we wouldn’t know.
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6 years
I'm trying to remember when fried chicken left us that it's now having a "resurgence" lol
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The resurgence of fried chicken is upon us, and these three classic L.A. fried chicken outlets have stuck around long enough to enjoy the renaissance.
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3 years
@FentyStats @rihanna @asvpxrocky Beyonce somewhere right now looking like:
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@AmeriKraut @angie_goodwood Her mama is/was a baddie
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2 years
@WiseFortunes L'Ardente
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1 year
At an 80s speakeasy (inside an old sex shop 🤭) and the shots come 'with a side of coke' 😭
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3 years
@feistyfrank @_fleurdepeach The way I feel so intensely about Fran Fine...she was truly that girl 😩
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2 months
"I'm rich and my husband is rich so we don't have to have draining conversations about money in our relationship and we're so happy cause of it."
@SpaceCoastCRE
Cassandra Hartford
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My partner and I don't co-mingle money. Never have, and likely never will. 7 years into our relationship, not a single disagreement or argument about money. When we joined households, there was a discussion about who pays for what and what contingency plans we have in place;…
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6 years
@JemiSHaaaZzz Is there a link to an article about this.... curious if they had to both anesthetize mom and baby/if they had to leave the infant attached to the umbilical cord during surgery?
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5 years
Word on the street is, he been cheating. Kate Middleton literally altered her entire life to fit into a respectable mold of a perfect princess, wife, and mother. And what this bald headed ass numbnuts do? Hate to see it.
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Holmadick
6 years
Apple Jacks gotta marinate in the milk like it's a piece of meat before you start eating it. Put a raw Apple Jacks in your mouth, automatic trip to the ER.
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2 years
@NikkiCallowayy Reminds me of this.....
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10 months
@csbell_stephen A PhD in biology, not British Lit......If you don't know how PhDs work then just say that.
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5 years
Cause real recognize real...
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3 years
She wouldn't look his way if he wasn't in the league, and he wouldn't look her way without the plastic surgery. This a match made in heaven. 🤷
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Girlfriend of NBA player Bol Bol rejects $5k from him to prove she loves him & not a golddigger.
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7 years
@nonoyup 😂😂😂 you googled that shit
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1 year
Black men don't realize just how much they internalize white patriarchy. Y'all so manly, y'all this and that, but you get all your talking points about women, society, etc. from white men. And you want to run MY household? Please.
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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Wait no cause she gagged everyone 😭😭😭
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1 year
@Gluvvvvvv Need a fried catfish version.....Maybe even a spicy yam sauce 🧐
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11 months
@SoloChills Everytime I watch this I'm crying laughing but also, is he alright?! 😭
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1 year
@gunsnrosesgirl3 This deep crack right here is especially concerning....no? 😳
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6 years
@TheDiLLon1 Cocaine need a Grammy for the the songs and careers it's produced
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@broaddayjay___ @BWil_AU Like I really wanna know the science behind this lol
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6 years
You know what needs to happen? A Native American president.
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@Charlie_Breeze @TeflonBron They need to cleanup. It's deodorant in the kitchen, why?
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5 years
Lol....how you gone drag somebody for having medical coverage?
@Bossip
Bossip
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#LHHNY Fans Drag “Boss Chick” Alexis Skyy For Having A Medicaid Card Photo: VH1
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7 years
@Jacti0nJ Sir ONE of my conditioners is $20 and I can only get about 4 washes off that. You know nothing.
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4 years
Cause he probably really lame irl 💁
@Sheer__Opulence
Reginald.
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Drake fumbled Serena Williams, Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez, and Sza?!?!? This man cant keep a bad bitch to save his life my god.
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3 years
@PrinceHAK33M I know that page is probably Coonville, USA
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7 years
Start off by suing McDonald's, KFC, and Taco Bell. Obviously they've gotten the best of you.
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5 months
@simsimmah Auntie Deb said age ain't nothing but a number lol
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5 months
I'd never leave this spot.
@_SCEN3RY
content that makes you happy
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2 years
Art.
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5 years
*Arya bodies 30 white walkers* Sir Davos:
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@PrinceHAK33M Them strippers wasn't making no money cause how you supposed to clap to that???
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4 years
@ab_deuces If Schoolboy Q was from Mississippi lol
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7 years
@nonoyup Lol.... You gotta do some growing before you get another gf then
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1 year
@colinkalmbacher @msolurin Not to take away from this heinous crime but....probably could've left the BLM connection out considering the recent reports about donations given to the organization going into the pockets and real estate portfolios of it's founders lol
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7 years
Y'all gotta stay in your lane. Stick to them Kardashian hoes.... this ain't for you.
@enews
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You know where she at, you know where she be: Walking down the aisle! Cardi B. is engaged:
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4 years
We are approaching this pandemic the same way we approach any of our biggest problems in America. Instead of just making stricter gun laws, we'd rather make bulletproof backpacks for children. Instead of social distancing, testing, and contact tracing....bumper car bartenders.
@CBSNews
CBS News
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This restaurant in Maryland intends to use bumper tables to keep customers six feet apart once it begins to take seated diners.
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@ItsAAndersen Gonna be a feminist icon for her grit and entrepreneurship.
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5 years
@SeanTheTerrible I said the same thing. I'm not Malcom X militant but black people shouldn't always have to be graceful with their emotions in the face of blatant racism. That lady was old enough to know what that word meant. Gotta take them lumps.
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7 months
No one likes to admit it, but adulthood can feel like one long Groundhog's Day. The monotony of it all lol
@nihiinn_
BAMIDELE🕊
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what is the saddest truth about life?
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8 years
Annalise turned into Martin and told everybody to get the steppin #HTGAWM
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3 years
@DrAshleyMac I'm gonna say....the fourth one? 🙆😭😭
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@ChuntelDali Let them knees breathe baby, I'm not gone hold you back
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3 years
What's crazy is, niggas gone have the power to teleport and still be late. Smh
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2 years
Cheers to 36 😇
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@LaCienegaBlvdss This why I said we need to start making people fill out applications to have a child. There needs to be some kind of review board cause these babies don't deserve this lol
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3 years
@amuse The word 'ally' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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3 years
@TheRealDrePapi Lemme be a whole wife and my spouse dips out for days at a time without telling me where they at....tuh! You better stay where you at cause I promise them keys will not work upon your return.
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Holmadick
4 years
Rich people asking none-rich people to donate is the most head ass shit.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
4 years
Everyone please read his story below and if you can donate I’m sure he would be so grateful 🙏🏼
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@blacksnatchhh The only one I've seen that looks decent tbh
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5 months
No matter if it's trade school, traditional college, or finding a path to success on your own terms..... YOU STILL HAVE TO PUT IN THE WORK.
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4 years
My mama won the church pound cake bake off, but it wasn't even HER church. Like....is this legal? Somebody gotta check the church bylaws. 😂
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4 years
Yaaaaassss!!!! I see you @Target with the representation!!!!!
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4 years
Dang, her and Jason Derulo might've been soulmates forreal lol
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5 months
The same DJ Envy that learned real estate from a nigga in jail? Surely you jest....
@itsavibe
SOUND
5 months
Keith Lee and DJ Envy have a small back and forth on The Breakfast Club when Envy referred to the way he reviews food as the 'hood' way "that energy that you gave me, when they give it to small restaurants thats what I dont like"
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2 years
On some chicken and french fries...BUSSIN
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11 months
@Nissafitt That burger looks yummy
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