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@easterngoblin

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@easterngoblin

2 years

Thread of frog imprints in concrete

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Nah im high as shit

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5 months

Temu count your days

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11 months

Landlord dont give a fuck

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3 years

nah this edible got me fucked up

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3 years

biblically accurate sandwich

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1 year

Are you fucking kidding me

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3 months

Drip check

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10 months

Just put another patty on it dawg stop playin wit me

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1 year

I hate dogs bro

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7 months

Those brits might be onto something

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3 years

Is cake worth it

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8 months

Ive outdone myself again

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1 year

Is blud serious rn

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1 year

Ill really die bout this shit

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1 year

Get your money up

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@easterngoblin

3 years

Let me put yall on

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3 years

Bro what is this

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1 year

Boutta pants this guy

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@easterngoblin

2 years

Yea this my last day as a mailman

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2 years

My uber going through it fr

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1 year

Cleaning day

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1 year

Look at this idiot

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1 year

Yea ima need the manager to come out here and blow me

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2 years

Me when i hit the pen and go nonverbal

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1 year

First day as a groundskeeper wish me luck

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1 year

Drip check

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2 years

Yall not ready for this conversation

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2 years

Bro what goes in here

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1 month

Its like seeing the gates of heaven

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1 year

I dont even care anymore

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2 years

How we feel about this glass door

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3 years

Nah this combo crazy

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7 months

Quick bite before my date

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1 year

Needed this

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2 years

Im tired of yall fr

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2 years

Need to go to more yard sales

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Mr president

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2 years

Couple more days and theyll be perfect

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Drip check

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1 year

The real dangers of marijuana

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2 years

@fractal_grid I need ya plugs number.

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1 year

Even at my lois i meg it happen

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@Freespch4thdumb Let me ask him.

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@normerector Nah we got muffouts before gta6.

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11 months

@SceledrusZER0 I havent even washed my ass today these shits is over wit.

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3 years

Normalize whatever this is

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1 year

Its one of those nights

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2 years

Smoke break here would go crazy

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@TheOtherLars I think ill just have a slice.

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2 years

Taking this and forgetting about her

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3 years

working on something big

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2 years

My dreams never make any sense

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2 years

Kids today have it good

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2 years

@upblissed

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3 months

Something light before our date

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3 years

country girls make do

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Been a long day

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1 year

Looney tunes ass accident

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2 years

Work never letting me do the lunch order again lmfao

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3 years

Gonna meet god after this cosmic brownie

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3 years

Smells like freedom

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1 year

@ChristLegit Fuck the door dog i need to shit.

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2 years

Type shit i been on

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@captKangol Wait a minute.

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1 year

The shit i do for her.

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10 months

@imbrentanyl Hol on bro you telling me the whole burger frozen? Buns and all?.

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3 years

No way

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3 years

Hear me out

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2 years

Real eyes realize real lies. Hélà .🤞🏾♾.

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@caribbeangoldie The pyramids are just the tops of obelisks.

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@StonedGod_ No diddy.

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@JUNlPER I need his bodycam footage.

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Lasagna grilled cheese kinda night

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2 years

Can yall watch him while i go smoke

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1 year

What the hell is his problem

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@lilbabykitt3n

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@sadchichi Shout out to God.

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1 year

Where we dropping, over

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@MarytheHolyDog No free toes.

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God give me strength

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Gail lewis aint got shit on me.

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New roomate i guess

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@UsingCigarettes Ice ice booty.

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2 years

One shallot to rule them all

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Me and who

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2 years

Me and who

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@gayslayqueen Go ahead and have that receipt ready.

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Oh yea this gon boil in no time

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@forsurenotQ Global warming.

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@okimstillhungry My condolences.

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How your email found me

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Memorial day is around the corner! Get you and your loved ones the gift of piss. Send us a video of you peeing and we will 3D print your urine stream! Details in the link:

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we dont move the same

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@Jelloshot93 Nah not the extendo joint.

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@ebplais Management would not like that.

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@MixItUpRealG00d Ion even know what im lookin at.

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Grandma bored as shit

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@usernameforbeck

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