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ok, writers, can I have your ear for a minute? so many of you beautiful people are entering script writing contests for opportunities in tv and film with little or no regard to the terms in the contracts.
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probably red velvet with the way july is going.
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blonde crop top has plans that don't include the other girls OFTEN
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let me tell you something right now, varun wasn't hiding from these girls. they let him sit there for three days.
Wildlife photographer Varun Aditya shot this impressive clip without flash, staying in a hiding place for 3 nights to patiently wait for the pride of Lions.
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the cat knows the human is malfunctioning. a damn dog would have thought christmas had come early.
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i love that the inner child never truly dies in most of us
SPRING IN HIS STEP: Doorbell camera captures delivery man sneaking in a quick game of hopscotch on his route.
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everyone started acting different IMMEDIATELY 😂
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the FBI acting like they can't find people is cute to me.
Four months after US Capitol attack... and the FBI is still searching for the person who dropped two *real* pipe bombs on Capitol Hill on Jan 5, ahead of the Insurrection
It's a frightening thought
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why do y'all want the people who handle YOUR FOOD to be underpaid?!!!
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Meghan has been in that palace for 15 whole mins and look at Prince George....
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a brown shooter means the problem was not guns but immigration. watch. watch how this shit is going to play out.
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steve really realizes that sometimes only he can check in on the kids he raised. it's something.
Steve from Blues Clues posting this after the Nickelodeon documentary, he knew exactly what we needed 🥺
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i know the hornets are talking cash shit about the uppity nest on the block just gentrifying the neighborhood
Hornet's nests on the outdoor patio were always a problem until 4 years ago when I crocheted and hung my fake one after reading that hornets are territorial. Not a single one since then! -Sandy Kendall Dennis
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let me tell you one thing about miss ai, she is NOT one of his females.
Shabani the Gorilla trying to approach Ai, one of his females. She's been largely uninterested in him in years, but he's been patient and keeps trying his best.
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see how bagheera gave us just enough claw to know baby could turn the game up a notch at any time?
I am fascinated & slightly appalled by how much I want to do this when I know better
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january rent watching all your christmas and new years eve plans
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it's important for people to see because they act like jim crow happened to people who died long ago.
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dogs, man. they just wanna go outside. don't even care who all gon be out there. they just want to go.
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ya'll better leave Jaden, Aiden, Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards), and Jaylin's mama alone
does anyone know why your hair starts to grow like this if you never leave the town where you went to high school?
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the way i cried when i saw her tights. y'all don't get it. you'll never understand. 🥹❤️
I watched this 10x straight. And maybe 10 more. How beautiful. She’s so graceful in her movement.
At Debbie Allen’s Dance Academy ✨♥️
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hair to heaven, sequins, acrylic nails and harmony?!!! this is MY religion.
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when y'all say, "he's different with me" this is what i think. ted thought about killing her every fkn day.
Ted Bundy and his then-girlfriend, Liz, in Flaming George Utah, 1975. He had killed 13 women until that point. Before his execution in 1989 he confessed to 30 murders.
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what does arming teachers look like for teachers who are not white when law enforcement comes after an active shooter?
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don't ask why the orcas are on our heads ever again
U.S. Navy 40,000-pound bomb test near aircraft carrier
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the way he stood in it. the way he was unbothered, when they laughed. the why not? i just know everything is very heavy.
beyoncé is impactful that she inspired a FOOTBALL player to work harder😭
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she wanted him to know there was a baby cutting up but it was not her!
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young man, whenever you're ready, go get your oscar.
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no one ever discusses how lucy liu was born and raised in jackson heights and has become a legend without a black alter ego.
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i know savannah can't keep no groceries in the house
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you and the fellas down at the Y are SAFE, stinka.
Tom Brady’s wife divorcing him cuz he wants to play football. Im never getting married, I ain’t giving up basketball lol 😂
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not one white american has asked why they are burning down their own community
Protesters in Paris stormed the headquarters of Louis Vuitton 🫡
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jordyn woods went out and found herself a friend with a booty that matches its thighs
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love is blind but i am not. our good sis lauren appears to have found herself a heavyweight.
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you don't ever have to worry about being put on the cover of GQ magazine, king. mark yourself SAFE.
I get that his wife Rihanna but u could never catch me doing some shit like this
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hit his ass so hard he went around the corner and restarted the entire day
I am going to Hell for how hard I laughed at this, so y'all come with me.
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barack and michelle are NEVER coming to get us
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black people are going to show out at this young man's graduation one day
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they just want to be included lol. mama is threading nothing but air but baby is holding that brow ok?
Even the babies know a great brow makes all the difference 😂
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don't put anyone against nia long
Let’s go who’s y’all pick ? Who was bae
Lisa or Topanga
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NFL players don't even make babies in this color anymore so she was being extra racist
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"we are too poor to buy cheap things" won't make sense until you get older, sugar.
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rumi said that cow will do whatever she tells it to
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more of this. i am so sick of black people being expected to go high.
Marcus Arbery, father of
#AhmaudArbery
, after his son's killers claimed that they feel unsafe in state prison:
"We don't want no mercy."
"They didn't even give him a chance to finish his run... and you're asking for the court to send you somewhere where you can be laid back?"
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black people are going to laugh until the very end.
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not gonna lie. i hate everything about this.
This is why the Black Church should be a curriculum in every University, Seminary & College. I also believe that African American Worship should also be a course in the music department as an elective for Music Majors. I can’t stop listening to this. These college students are 🔥
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a black woman went on a date with a white guy and died - no charges filed. a black men was invited on a cabin trip by a white guy and was shot 9 times - no charges field. a black woman was invited to an all white woman sleepover and died - no investigation nor charges filed.
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he's never beating the allegations
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Sheryl Lee Ralph reunites with ‘Killers of the Flower Moon’s Robert De Niro at the
#CriticsChoiceAwards
. The pair made the comedy ‘Mistress’ together back in 1992 (📸
@BazBam
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the concert is not the time. she should have learned this fifteen son-in-laws ago.
JAY-Z teaching Kris Jenner the electric slide in Club Renaissance, along with Offset and others. 🤣🕺
#LA
#RENAISSANCEWorldTour
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🗣 take your time baby!!!
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the ancestors are so sassy. made this child sound like a damn temptation with blue eyes.
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Who in the serial killer hell put an 'S' in the word lisp? Folks can't even tell you about their condition with any dignity.
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black cosplay aside... do people not seem to realize that durags, just like bonnets, serve a functional purpose?
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but did he lie?
"You not Walt Disney, you not Steve Jobs… Only thing you did was come up with some pair of tennis shoes and them sh*ts ugly."
—Soulja Boy on Kanye West
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kim used to wake up before reggie bush and warm his towels and put toothpaste on his toothbrush so when she says she draws the line at these band-aids know that she is truly TIRED.
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american infrastructure is just hanging by a thread and hasn't been touched since the new deal. your representatives are fighting drag brunch.
JUST IN: Section of I-95 in Philadelphia collapses after tanker truck underneath it catches fire
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so many emotions. shock. betrayal. welcome to spice. then... nah i got it. ain't nothing soft on me but this pamper.
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is she taking back all the black music... first house and now country?!
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i don't understand how two people can live in the same house, both go to work but only one is expected to come home to cook and clean for everybody.
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i think a lot of men are lonely. i don't think they have more than superficial relationships with each other and are heavily dependent on the women in their lives, both platonic and romantic, for connection. i think they need to fix that for themselves.
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i told y'all that none of your pets think you know how to raise your own children. look at the way this cat was looking at them.
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rich aunties love a little bop and point 😂
I AM TOTALLY GAGGING AT KAMALA dancing to *Vivrant Thing* at her 50th Anniversary of Hip Hop party 😭
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hennessey did this to show y'all that you don't have to put it in the shrimp alfredo ☝🏿
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I feel like she told y'all no the first time.
Pakistani girl poisons 18 people to death for forcing her to marry someone. She's remorseless, says it's her right to resist forced marriage
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nah we knew it was one dude who has kept her pregnant since she was a teenager. no one was confused.
For everyone wondering how many baby daddies
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white history month only trends during february. never during hispanic heritage month, asian american/pacific islander heritage month, or native american heritage month. just february. WHY are y'all so obsessed with us?
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entire black neighborhoods literally burned to the ground behind this shit right here.
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y'all: i don't understand chet hanks
chet's mama:
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these babies love michael down and i do not understand it
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kelly is who y'all think "hello" is. i am a fan of her music but that range is limited. kelly, however, has never met a note she can't hit.
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this picture has never failed to brighten my day 😍
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that quarter STRETCHED
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tarek, you thought you were RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS because you looked like sisqo?!?
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"bump the ends" are three seemingly harmless words that will go down in negro history for causing utter despair
Me:"I want my hair straight "
Mom: " Yes! I know you want it straight , I'm not about to curl it let me just bump the ends"
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I would just up and cry if a baby elephant loved on me like this.
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jesus be a wide tooth comb, spray bottle and a seat on the floor between black knees. ain't nothin wrong with this baby.
'Uncombable hair syndrome' is real: Meet the girl with the unruly mane
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the way this virus continues to just update her linkedin with new skills is beyond me
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i get so tight when couples on house hunters don't pick the house i want. i'm like, 'i thought we wanted an open layout ya'll'
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they bout to find out them boots ain't cheap
Cowboy boots and hat sales bouta skyrocket 😭😭😭
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gave her a baby he can never drop off at school
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this is what it's like to work with y'all. it's why so many black women don't want to return to the office. this is literally just her face.
The smirk.
She couldn't care less. Even holding hands again walking out. No class. Even now disrespecting
#QueenElizabeth
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Just there for the big historic shots and to testify her right of peddling her title, her right to exist.
#MeghanMarkleGoHome
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This dog has had to play doctor so many times and the truth is, he's tired... but he loves her little ass lol
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i hope every woman in my life, who wants to, gets to experience marriage and motherhood because they wanted to. not because it was the right thing to do, or they needed a place to stay, or they ended up pregnant and felt responsible for keeping it. i want them to choose with joy.
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neighbor's son: omg can i pet your dog?
me: no, baby. he's not too fond of children.
neighbor's son's mom: why would you say that?
me: because. he. is. not. too. fond. of. children.
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very different vibe.
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a photo of you vs. a photo of you your man loves
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wait. jim crow AND monsters? how fkn scared do y'all want us to be?
First trailer for HBO's "Lovecraft Country" blends Jim Crow horrors with supernatural monsters.
#LovecraftCountry
#scary
@JordanPeele
@ShannonMHouston
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