Flinnie
@flinnie
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I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
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Joined January 2009
My biggest fear? Meeting my idol @GloriaEstefan and saying something dumb like "I'm your biggest Este Fan!"
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Hey imma bounce for a bit. I might dip in and out. Don't usually like announcing this but last time y'all lost your minds when I left
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Become delightful
Women can just post pictures of themselves if they want attention. What do men do?
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She stole this quote from Ben Franklin
i love sluts. i feel, politically, america is very slutty. that is why i love america.
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And I know @1776Carolina3 will concur
Happy National Drummer Day! 🥁🎉🎉 Who's your favourite drummer???
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And finally... in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year old daughter to take the wheel of his car. And an accident ensued, that damaged seven other cars, and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory: Women can't drive.
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I learned about acid rain bc of Different Stokes.
Over the years, I’ve been told the following eco-disasters would destroy earth (in order): New Ice Age, Acid Rain, Ozone Hole, Global Warming, Global Weirding, Climate Change, New Ice Age. The solution for each was to give the UN more power, end capitalism, and expand government.
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🚨 Lana Del Rey admits she has a secret X/Twitter where she rage-baits people.
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Best euphemism EVER
Why is my watermelon so FIRM?! 😩
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Scolds demanding an end to FOOCT *waddles away*
What ruined Twitter?
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Weirdest eulogy EVER
I’m sorry: Who DOESN’T use their tongue while kissing??? Your tongue better be down my fucking throat or we’re not going any further.
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GM Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours? Today is the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. 29 men lost their lives when she went down. Remember them and their families.
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Day 1 of the government reopening: > sure are a lot of black SUV’s out today > hope nobody saw my tweets the last 40 days lol > seriously what’s with all the black SUV’s God bless America
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It's called being Flinnie
What's it called when you're smart, but all your decisions are stupid?
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How most senior executives believe data is stored, when the topic is brought up in a meeting:
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