Deebs
@DeebsFLA
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A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky husband and father of daughters, uses commas, way too much. Florida rocks.
Tampa, FL
Joined October 2009
Younger coworker had never heard of The Far Side cartoon before. Sent her a few, and she didn't find them funny. I weep for our future.
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Bucs?
Retiring #Colts QB Philip Rivers, today talking to local reporters: "I do think, as humbly as I can say it, that I can coach at this level. I know enough about the game, about the guys from a leadership standpoint." Back story: https://t.co/XjunfkGPEX
https://t.co/XjunfkGPEX
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That must be why you follow me:
@DeebsFLA @sethharpesq Not everyone is a degenerate like you.
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Something is happening in Caracas. Multiple locals tell us
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BREAKING: Denmark says US attack on Greenland would be the end of NATO
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"yOu'Re BrEaKiNg InTeRnAtIoNaL lAw," they screech at the only force in the world capable of enforcing international law
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Next steps are obvious: We must keep stealing world leaders until the S&P hits 10,000.
Dow surges 700 points, tops 49K for first time as Maduro capture sends Wall Street cheering https://t.co/sHDmraMZOi
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X shitposters when legacy media tries to own the narrative
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Make no mistake, other countries aren’t angry or offended that the US snatched Maduro, they’re absolutely horrified by how easy we made it look.
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Trump to explore freezing Nicolas Maduro in carbonite for tasteful display in the Oval Office
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I hate it when I’m right but…
🚨BREAKING: Rep. Tim Burchett says he thinks there’s a “paper trail” of money that was sent overseas that ended up back in the pockets of lawmakers in Washington D.C. He said there will soon be a lot of retirements. Do you support this? YES or NO?
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If Elon didn't buy Twitter, Tim Walz would be VP of the United States. Instead, his career was ended from a video on 𝕏.
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So all the usual assholes are pissy about it? Sounds like a big fucking win to me.
RUSSIA: “We firmly condemn the U.S. act of armed aggression against Venezuela, in breach of all international legal norms.” CHINA: “We are deeply shocked. We call on the US to release President Maduro at once.” IRAN: “We affirm full support for the legitimately elected
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We’re gonna have to make an example of @HiltonHotels. It is what it is.
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JUST IN: Trump declares "no one is above the law" in reference to Tim Walz
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Me having to relearn my entire job after the holiday break--
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OH NOES
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My wife, when I tell her to walk upstairs in front of me, and THIS time, I promise not to squeeze her ass:
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