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A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky husband of @kayftl and father of daughters, uses commas, way too much. Florida rocks. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU

Tampa, FL
Joined October 2009
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Younger coworker had never heard of The Far Side cartoon before. Sent her a few, and she didn't find them funny. I weep for our future.
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Me, reading the most recent job applicant's resume a few minutes before her interview, where she uses the terms, "a lot" and "the bestest" to describe her skill efficiencies in coding:
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RT @FanDuel: Today is the last Thursday without football until February .
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RT @magills_: My dad reading the email he had me print out for him
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Long day at work, turn on the TV, and you got this motherfucker telling you that men your age look like shit-unless you buy some manatee spooge, to rub on your face. Fuck you, Man.
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RT @redsteeze: Every Biden aide has pled the fifth and won't answer questions. Hunter Biden goes on a flame throwing tirade burning every….
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RT @magills_:
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RT @RonColeman: Can't really say I care what France "recognizes" or know why anyone else should.
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RT @PhillyFan_2006: I guess the playoffs is when he turns invisible.
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RT @TheMossadIL: Ozzy outlived Hulk Hogan by 5 years and now I'm questioning why I go to the gym 3 times a week.
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RT @Kyle_Beckley: Hogan is the man who destroyed Gawker. The world owes him a debt of gratitude.
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RT @SenMullin: 🚨 I just asked for unanimous consent to pass an Epstein resolution calling for full transparency and all available files to….
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"THANKS FOR THE CHILDHOOD TRAUMA!"
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PHOTO: Man dressed as Chuck E. Cheese arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida
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RT @EricLDaugh: 🚨 BREAKING: Senate Democrats just OBJECTED to approving a resolution that called for ALL AVAILABLE EPSTEIN FILES to be rele….
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RT @Breaking911: We regret to inform you that Chuck E. Cheese has been arrested for credit card fraud in Florida.
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RT @Breaking911: BREAKING: Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers (D) says he won’t seek reelection .
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RT @RicFlairNatrBoy: I Am Absolutely Shocked To Hear About The Passing Of My Close Friend @HulkHogan! Hulk Has Been By My Side Since We Sta….
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Man. RIP.
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BREAKING: American wrestler Hulk Hogan has died at age 71 - TMZ.
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RT @FlyTPA: Floridians will see this then yell at an airport about their flight being delayed
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FINALLY.
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Gas cans used to POUR gas. Now they just DRIBBLE like a child's sippy cup. The Trump EPA’s message to gas can makers:. VENT THE DARN CAN and let it FLOW BABY FLOW!
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