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A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky husband of @kayftl and father of daughters, uses commas, way too much. Florida rocks. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU

Tampa, FL
Joined October 2009
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Younger coworker had never heard of The Far Side cartoon before. Sent her a few, and she didn't find them funny. I weep for our future.
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Holy shit. It's Latino Robert Reich.
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Mexican criminal alien Silvestre Herrera-Vasquez aka Alex Acosta aka Marcos Garcia-Reyes is in ICE custody. • As Alex, he earned a conviction for theft in Philadelphia. • As Marcos, he got an arrest warrant under his belt for strong arm rape in Philadelphia. • As
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Convinced that if you didn't like the Happy Gilmore sequel, you never really liked the absurdity that the original was, and need to do some serious self-reflection. Very enjoyable. Laugh a little. It's goofy on purpose.
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Internet sleuth wife, just discovered one of the northern transplant neighbor idiot's TikTok and Facebook accounts, and the moron has been keeping feral squirrels in her house, as well as making tons of videos about herself with more filters than a Mr Coffee machine in a 1980s.
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RT @Nessakins_: GM
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RT @JonnyMicro: Not if me and my giant magnet have anything to say about it.
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RT @JWeb777: If ESPN pulls Scott Hanson off of RedZone we’re going to make January 6th look like child’s play.
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RT @RobProvince: For 51 years I was told they didn’t need federal tax money…….
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First thing that comes to mind when you see this logo?
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RT @RBPundit: I’m not a kinesiologist but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night and that looks like what happens when you hit the corner o….
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RT @TheJonathanSim: Liam Neeson showed up at an early screening of #NakedGun in NYC. “Spoiler alert: there’s no zombies, no superheroes, a….
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RT @Montreal_Expos: We traded no one today.
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RT @simoncholland: If you are getting a Brita pitcher for your daughter’s freshman dorm, I can sell you the one my daughter never took out….
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#Rays sending Caballero to #Yankees.
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RT @RonColeman: Oh course @SenAdamSchiff lied.
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RT @NoContextSpoof: "Coffee, Frank?"
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The Redcoats, Frogs, and Maple Syrupians. Fucking idiots.
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BREAKING: Hamas has cut off contact with mediators. It seems the unilateral declarations of a Palestinian state have predictably helped tank the ceasefire.
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