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@kriissaa_krae

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ยฐ too weird to live, too rare to die

New Hampshire
Joined July 2021
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@kriissaa_krae
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2 years
Stop telling me you want me dead. It only makes me live harder.
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Kimber and the girl who tried to tear her apart ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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RT @skooookum: Norwegian is a beautiful language
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@EurovisionNewZ
Eurovision News
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๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌBulgaria wonโ€™t return for #Eurovision 2026!
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i love my gc <3
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RT @OdinAllfodr: Like holding hands while the meteor hits.
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40 year old man, btw. When will they grow up? Asking me to host? That SCREAMS heโ€™s cheating.
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Christ why are all lawyers on Bumble liberals??? ๐Ÿคฎ.
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The Sydney Sweeney hate is born from pure jealousy, you cannot convince me otherwise. If you're a woman trashing her for getting her bag like you wouldn't do the same, you're so ugly on the inside.
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It's actually more embarrassing that women care so much about this??.
@1ux1isbon
secrets from a girl ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿชด
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this is so embarrassing oh my god.
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Was it you?.
@hillbillythings
โœจHillbilly Thingsโœจ
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My family is generationally poor because one generation (Iโ€™ll let you guess which) decided to take his $150,000 inheritance and blow it on his own hobbies, and then take his salary and life savings and blow it on more hobbies. And now he has nothing left.
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You can only reply to this if you're wicked cool. Try it out :D.
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I'm crying, this came up in my facebook memories - this was my work station 13 years ago hahaha
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RT @joelgaines: Pineapple doesn't go on pizza.Eggnog is gross (because it's 2025).Beans don't go in chili.Bruce Springsteen sucks.You're awโ€ฆ.
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Factual. ๐Ÿ•
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My car was saying my keyfob battery was low so I went and bought a pack of CR2032 batteries, sat and surgically took apart my keyfob, replaced the battery and went to go test it out. Car is still saying battery is low, WHY? HELP.
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Starting the day with a headache is always fun.
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Sir, youโ€™re 44 years old.
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Finally beat that stupid reckoning zombies Easter egg.
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RT @FN_America: If this gets 10k retweets, weโ€™ll start giving away free guns.
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RT @lovemylife81: 55 million visa holdersโ€ฆ. Fifty-five MILLION FUCKING VISA HOLDERS! . What the absolute fuck are we even doing?!.
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