Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
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Single Dad Of 2 Teen Boys-Carpenter-Custom Home Builder-BSA Troop 121 ASM-Home Chef-Cigars-Protector-Prepper-Be Hard to Kill-Pronouns 5.56/.223
behind enemy lines in CA
Joined July 2023
Killing Pretty - A Choose Your Own Adventure Mystery Part 2 Your thumb moves over the ANSWER button. This can’t be good, you think as you swipe. “Hello?” “Detective Malone?” A woman’s voice. Young. You don’t recognize it. “Yes.” 1/
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I’d like to thank my followers, real or bot, for either ignoring or enjoying my “conversation” with a political spam-bot. It’s free to watch but it’s pay to play.
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BREAKING: Paul Daniel "Ace" Frehley, the original lead guitarist, occasional lead vocalist and founding member of the rock band KISS has passed at the age of 74. Ace was most well known for writing and singing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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Which of you kings is going to fix her?
Glamorous suspected serial killer linked to 4 deaths: ‘Takes pleasure in killing’ https://t.co/bBQOM16Cs5
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I can cook and build a house, so take your shitty attitude and fuck off, sweetheart.
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Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Well, I’ll just say it’s Voldemort. 🙃 And here’s my version of a S’mores cookie, w/homemade marshmallows from a fellow vendor. There is a graham cracker at the bottom. @BrandonDonkey2
#MferMeals
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Don't wear a shit-ton of jewelry. Don't walk six abreast through the terminal so no one can get by you. Know your gate number. Know your seat number. Give yourself plenty of time. 2/FIN
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I don't expect occasional flyers to have airports memorized but when in line pay attention to what the people ahead of you are doing & mimic it. Have your ID ready. Take the shit out of your pockets. When security says no jackets, they mean you! Take your fucking jacket off! 1/
I know that I fly more often than the average person, but could you occasional flyers please try and get your shit together. We're tired of you fucking it up for the rest of us.
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Suck MOAB, drug runners!
U.S. Air Force B-52H “Stratofortress” Long-Range Strategic Bombers currently flying over the Southern Caribbean Sea between Puerto Rico and Venezuela.
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Oh, the I’ve never been through security, never put my bag in a bin above, never tucked stuff under my seat people? The ones that have never seen a seatbelt work which requires us all to hear it every time? Off with their heads!
I know that I fly more often than the average person, but could you occasional flyers please try and get your shit together. We're tired of you fucking it up for the rest of us.
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Too true!
Flying experience: Order Uber Load luggage into trunk Smells like shit Take luggage out of trunk Find gate Wait on TSA/CLEAR line Get yelled at Put laptop into separate bin Get yelled at Put carry on into separate bin Get yelled at Put luggage into separate bin Get yelled at
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